1. Today I found a wallet with hundreds of dollars and ID card in it, and a note: I often drop things, just take the money and give me the ID card. The phone number was 13********, so I called and the person answered: I just picked up this phone. 2. Two young handsome guys were l

1. Today I found a wallet with several hundred dollars and ID card in it, and then there was a note: I often drop things, just take the money and give me the ID. The phone number for
was 13********, so I called and the person answered: I just picked up this phone.

2. Two young handsome guys were looking at sanitary napkins in the supermarket. I thought they were buying them for my girlfriend. I thought they were really good.
Who knew that they were muttering: "It's very useful to buy this. If you have a fever, put some cold water on your forehead and it will go away quickly!"

3. My friend has been reused in the company, got a promotion and a salary increase, and recently he is chasing after someone. His boss’s daughter! Seeing that he was about to reach the peak of his life, he asked me for a drink with a sad face!
Me: "You are about to catch up with the boss's daughter! What are you worried about?"
He drank a glass of wine and said painfully: "I didn't know until I lost my job that she was the boss's goddaughter..."

4. When I woke up, I felt light-headed and dizzy.
"Mom, I have a headache, I feel like I have a cold..."
"Quick, quick, take the medicine!" Mom quickly brought water and took the medicine. "Your cousins ​​are coming to our house to play later, and I still expect you to do this." There’s rice!”

5. I saw a friend’s post from a classmate this morning: Life is not easy, but when you think it is easy, there must be someone who takes on your share of the difficulty! The accompanying picture is an expression of tears.
I quickly asked: Don’t be sad, it will all pass, what’s wrong?
She replied instantly: My parents helped me buy a house with full payment. . .