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1. A gentleman finished his meal in a restaurant and was about to get up and leave after paying the bill. The waiter standing aside saw that he had no intention of paying a tip, so he hurriedly said: "Sir, a customer who sat at this table yesterday gave me a tip of 60 yuan." Sir:
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God's reply: What kind of person is the person who can tell the police that my lawyer will be here soon? Girl walking like this, I wonder what you did last night? What are you thinking about while eating?
Tell me how you were deceived by a male ticket at a low cost? Does God have any comments? See you in the comments section.
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In the 1990s, shopping malls in the city were equipped with elevators to make it easier for customers to go upstairs and downstairs for shopping. The second uncle thought this was a really good thing, so he went home happily without buying any clothes.
Now let you see what a great god is!
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Something incredible happened. Today I saw a pair of hair cards with a price tag of 2,200 yuan. But I have to give you a pair of hair cards. Only this pair = only one deceiver. Coach: I am lucky to have you.
My husband spent 2,200 yuan to give me a pair of hair cards. After opening the package: Luxury goods never deceive the poor! Hahahahaha
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I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken. The next day, he called me and asked me to have a meal. I asked him: "Who is there?" Dad hesitated for a while and said: "Just the two of us. I won't take your mother. You just Lovelorn, it’s not okay for me to sho
I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken.
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1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He
Joke: Boss, another case of beer, no wine
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After breakfast, I accompanied my mother downstairs. She meets her old friends every day somewhere in the community. My eighty-five-year-old mother was walking and chatting. There was an apricot tree in front of the unit that bore a lot of apricots, which were now in their prime.
Sometimes, I have no choice but to accept it because I am no longer able to
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1. “My girlfriend is a microbiologist. She just gave me this for Valentine’s Day.” 2. “My twins and I were traveling in Spain with our triplets friends.” 3. “My friend was recently on Google Got a job. This is where he works today." 4. "My daughter is the ultimate troll. She goes
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Do you know why? If you don't want to buy it, just say so. I wanted to show off my affection, so I tried a leg-sitting kill with my husband, but almost sent him to the hospital.
I wanted to show my affection, so my husband and I tried a leg sitting, but we almost sent him to the hospital.
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Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?"
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1. When you quarrel with your husband, don’t rush to blame him. Instead, reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, then think carefully about how to blame it on him. 2. What is a friend? Even if you put 500 yuan on the table, you won't lose it. But if you put a bag of m
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1: The teacher asked: "If you only have one day to live, where would you most like to go?" The student replied: "I will spend my last day in this school, in this classroom."
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There was a man named Man Bu Wan. The couple was in their forties and gave birth to a stupid son. The fortune teller said: "As long as you accumulate virtue and do good deeds, you will have a good son." Man Wan Bai didn't believe it a hundred times. How can I do good deeds? A pha
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1. My hometown is in the mountains. There is only one bus to go home every day. If you miss it, you will not be able to get on it. When I went home at the end of this year, a person in the car used alcohol to argue with the driver. The driver said: If you don’t accept it, we will
Dude: When I was in college, I had an elective course on flower arrangement, and the final exam was to create a work in class.
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1. The first time I practiced driving, I tried the steering wheel after getting in the car and asked the coach: "Why does it feel a little loose?" The coach said lightly: "It's all the credit of one of your senior sisters. I asked her to brake at that time, and she couldn't stop
Happy moment joke: My little nephew suddenly ran up to me and took a bag of potato chips and handed them to me.
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Or Thirteen Incense? The starting price of iPhone 14 in US dollars remains the same as that of iPhone 13, while iPhone 14 Pro and Pro Max have increased by US$100, and the Chinese version is expected to also increase.
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Entering summer, taking a nap with the air conditioner on has become my favorite way to relax at home on weekends. But I don’t know if you have this experience. The air conditioner is turned on for a long time, the air in the room is stuffy, and the head feels dizzy. Some time ag
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Every weekend, the circle of friends will be "occupied" by tents. In order to breathe a breath of fresh air and enjoy the natural summer breeze, everyone packs their bags and sets off for the distance. But I am different. Since I installed a Haier Air Conditioner, which is the "I
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Affected by this, on June 13, Asian markets fell sharply across the board. The Hang Seng Index in Hong Kong fell by more than 3%, Japan fell by 3%, India fell by more than 2%, and South Korea's Composite Index fell by about 3.5%.
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