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Can I still have this boyfriend? No need to be too green, everything is fine. Although there is no cover picture today, there is a benefit picture. I went to go for health care and met the goddess who rejected me countless times in college. I laughed wildly and ordered her... - DayDayNews funny

Can I still have this boyfriend? No need to be too green, everything is fine. Although there is no cover picture today, there is a benefit picture. I went to go for health care and met the goddess who rejected me countless times in college. I laughed wildly and ordered her...

I’m a girl, but after I couldn’t help sending a few H-pictures to my boyfriend, he almost sent me to the police station?
DayDayNews 02/21 1909
Recently, I have been sharing some serious topics with you every day. Maybe many netizens are tired of reading them and find them meaningless. So today I will share with you a lighter topic, that is, in some rural areas, some local regulations have been introduced that make peopl - DayDayNews funny

Recently, I have been sharing some serious topics with you every day. Maybe many netizens are tired of reading them and find them meaningless. So today I will share with you a lighter topic, that is, in some rural areas, some local regulations have been introduced that make peopl

These local regulations make people laugh out loud. Is this the same in your village?
DayDayNews 01/13 1880
#头头creatchallenge# Joke 1: I was hungry while shopping today, so I bought pancakes and fruits to eat in front of the department store. Cluck... The boss brother told me while spreading pancakes: When buying pancakes and fruits, you have to choose big brands. The pancake stall lik - DayDayNews funny

#头头creatchallenge# Joke 1: I was hungry while shopping today, so I bought pancakes and fruits to eat in front of the department store. Cluck... The boss brother told me while spreading pancakes: When buying pancakes and fruits, you have to choose big brands. The pancake stall lik

joke #funny humor
DayDayNews 10/27 1791
Fragment 1: Girl: "Let's break up." Boy: "It's okay to break up, let me hold your hand for the last time." The girl agreed, and the boy smiled: "If you can break free from my hand, I agree to break up." The girl used a lot of strength to break free from the boy's hand, and the bo - DayDayNews funny

Fragment 1: Girl: "Let's break up." Boy: "It's okay to break up, let me hold your hand for the last time." The girl agreed, and the boy smiled: "If you can break free from my hand, I agree to break up." The girl used a lot of strength to break free from the boy's hand, and the bo

When a friend gets beaten for being a bitch, the one who hit him comes to apologize. As a result, I stayed in bed for two more days. humorous jokes
DayDayNews 10/27 1071
My home is in a county town. When I was in high school, the toilets were pit-type with no partitions in the middle. The urinals were also the type with a pipe on top and water dripping down. During the evening self-study in the summer of my second year of high school, I suddenly  - DayDayNews funny

My home is in a county town. When I was in high school, the toilets were pit-type with no partitions in the middle. The urinals were also the type with a pipe on top and water dripping down. During the evening self-study in the summer of my second year of high school, I suddenly

Shocking and embarrassing things in the toilet
DayDayNews 10/27 1447
1 One day, I met an old lady who was making porcelain on the road. She refused to leave no matter what, so she insisted on asking for money. I became anxious. I recalled that there was a very cool skill in the joke, so I picked up the phone and pretended to make a call. - DayDayNews funny

1 One day, I met an old lady who was making porcelain on the road. She refused to leave no matter what, so she insisted on asking for money. I became anxious. I recalled that there was a very cool skill in the joke, so I picked up the phone and pretended to make a call.

@ humorous funny joke: On the Internet, no one messes with me, but in reality, I don’t dare to mess with anyone.
DayDayNews 10/27 1790
Our accounts haven't been settled yet, come out! Who is eating snacks behind my back? There is a saying called showing affection... Brother, have you already mastered Star Master's invincible Hot Wheels? - DayDayNews funny

Our accounts haven't been settled yet, come out! Who is eating snacks behind my back? There is a saying called showing affection... Brother, have you already mastered Star Master's invincible Hot Wheels?

@ humorous funny joke: Dude, I think you can’t hold on any longer! Has anyone fallen?
DayDayNews 10/27 1748
Living in a fast-paced urban life, facing the pressure of busy work and life, how long has it been since you laughed; now follow [Laoyou classmates] to share funny pictures with you every day, hoping to bring you joy and make you laugh [87/1000] The source of happiness 01 Young p - DayDayNews funny

Living in a fast-paced urban life, facing the pressure of busy work and life, how long has it been since you laughed; now follow [Laoyou classmates] to share funny pictures with you every day, hoping to bring you joy and make you laugh [87/1000] The source of happiness 01 Young p

Young people know how to worship the God of Wealth (funny pictures that make people laugh until their stomach hurts)
DayDayNews 10/27 1125
1. Embarrassing classics earn funny jokes. I recently met a famous Chinese medicine doctor. After chatting with him, he suggested to me: From now on, you should exercise more, don’t buy drinks, don’t drink beer, let alone red wine, drink more boiled water, don’t drive, don’t take - DayDayNews funny

1. Embarrassing classics earn funny jokes. I recently met a famous Chinese medicine doctor. After chatting with him, he suggested to me: From now on, you should exercise more, don’t buy drinks, don’t drink beer, let alone red wine, drink more boiled water, don’t drive, don’t take

Embarrassing classics and funny jokes, classic embarrassing and hilarious jokes
DayDayNews 10/27 1510
One kick passed through the wall, leaving it in Master's heart. The master leads us in, and we rely on ourselves to get into trouble [crying] You fucked up my second uncle! Brothers, am I handsome with this scarf? [Steamed buns] Bunny is so cute, remember to sprinkle more cumin [ - DayDayNews funny

One kick passed through the wall, leaving it in Master's heart. The master leads us in, and we rely on ourselves to get into trouble [crying] You fucked up my second uncle! Brothers, am I handsome with this scarf? [Steamed buns] Bunny is so cute, remember to sprinkle more cumin [

God’s comment: Death in society can be regarded as death once [Crying]
DayDayNews 10/27 1536
Today’s funny joke 01, my dear, what kind of shitty love words are these! 02 Feeling bad. 03via: @半妖的大碰好看的, teach me. 04via: @南客Although I have the ability to withstand pressure, I didn’t sell it to you. 05via: @了了笑了狠 Security Check: You kid is here to cause trouble, right? - DayDayNews funny

Today’s funny joke 01, my dear, what kind of shitty love words are these! 02 Feeling bad. 03via: @半妖的大碰好看的, teach me. 04via: @南客Although I have the ability to withstand pressure, I didn’t sell it to you. 05via: @了了笑了狠 Security Check: You kid is here to cause trouble, right?

The scene where the love talk between lovers turns upside down, hahaha, good guy, what kind of sexy love talk is this!
DayDayNews 10/27 1770
You are welcome to come and see me. If you like it, please remember to like and follow me. [Bixin][狗头][狗头][狗头][狗头][狗头][Laugh][Laugh][Laugh][Laugh][Laugh] How can I get rid of this kind of lady wearing a white hat on the construction site? - DayDayNews funny

You are welcome to come and see me. If you like it, please remember to like and follow me. [Bixin][狗头][狗头][狗头][狗头][狗头][Laugh][Laugh][Laugh][Laugh][Laugh] How can I get rid of this kind of lady wearing a white hat on the construction site?

The hilarious god replied: When your phone rings during the interview, what can you say?
DayDayNews 10/27 1247
Dog, are you a bit of a dog when you do this? I can't hide my jealousy. Is this a Pipi shrimp molting, or is it eating a defeated crab? - DayDayNews funny

Dog, are you a bit of a dog when you do this? I can't hide my jealousy. Is this a Pipi shrimp molting, or is it eating a defeated crab?

Hilarious GIF: Is this a Pipi shrimp molting, or is it eating a defeated crab?
DayDayNews 10/27 1950
The wife picked up the cigarette case, but there was no cigarette left, so she asked her husband to buy it. It was too late, the canteens were closed, and the husband came to a nightclub. The nightclub was brightly lit, singing and dancing, and the nightlife was in full swing. - DayDayNews funny

The wife picked up the cigarette case, but there was no cigarette left, so she asked her husband to buy it. It was too late, the canteens were closed, and the husband came to a nightclub. The nightclub was brightly lit, singing and dancing, and the nightlife was in full swing.

Relieve your burden and listen to me (6) No matter how cunning a husband is, he can't find out what's in his wife's palm?
DayDayNews 10/27 1665
Liu Rabbit has not been active recently, his account has disappeared, his popularity has dropped, and he is still involved in lawsuits... Let's talk about it, it's not just that matter, why Zhang Dapao didn't give you money, he promised to increase his followers, but he verbally  - DayDayNews funny

Liu Rabbit has not been active recently, his account has disappeared, his popularity has dropped, and he is still involved in lawsuits... Let's talk about it, it's not just that matter, why Zhang Dapao didn't give you money, he promised to increase his followers, but he verbally

Liu Rabbit of Zhongshan Dynasty couldn't sit still anymore. He was accused of extortion and was trapped in a cocoon.
DayDayNews 10/27 1007

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