Hilarious classic girl jokes
1. Hilarious classic fat man funny jokes. When it comes to gaining weight, the belly and legs have the most say. Only the breasts seem to be an outsider and have nothing to do with it. After entering the workplace, I learned two things that may seem contradictory at first but can
Hilarious classic fat guy jokes, funny classic jokes about embarrassing girls
35 years old: Why don't I go get a bunch of angry monsters and order the king's house together? No, your dad may actually pick out the delicious watermelon by patting it, but you definitely can't.
Daily Hilarious Picture God Comment Award: Watermelon’s Repayment and Revenge of Watermelon
After two years like this, they were still single, and the neighbors couldn't stand it anymore. They managed to get them to meet each other, and they were happy. It's been two years and they were still the same bachelor. Let's give it a try.
How did your mother fall in love with your father?
1. When I got home, I saw my eldest son beating my younger son. I shouted to stop, grabbed my eldest son’s ear and asked: Why are you beating your younger brother? The eldest son said unconvinced: I'm helping you practice the trumpet. . . 2. In fact, I quite like mathematics. It
A smile every day, episode 9
1. I want to ask, if my face is full of flesh, can it still be called a bare face? 2. Usually when you are chatting, you ask a girl to send a photo. If the girl says it is too ugly and refuses to send it, it proves that the girl is okay and is just being modest. But if a boy says
Duanzi: Is this called bare makeup?
10. Guangzong Yaozu make your father bling bling. 11. For those who don’t like spicy food, this is Hongmen Banquet.
Daily Laughter Commentary: What should you do if you encounter this situation while riding in the car?
1. “Note to self: Don’t open a bag of cornmeal like a bag of potato chips.” 2. “As a colorblind person, it also took me years to find a band-aid/patch that matched my skin tone. You Hardly noticeable!” 3. “The first time my wife left me alone with the kids, I sent her this after
17 photos that will make you smile and feel relaxed
1. The teacher called Xiao Ming to the office and asked: "Why is your homework getting worse and worse? What's going on?" Xiao Ming thought for a while and replied: "Teacher, wait for me to find out the reason. I'll see you in the afternoon." Can I tell you?" The teacher said, "O
Relaxing moment: Brother, I want to be your girlfriend
"Put the lotus seeds, longan, peanuts and corn into the pot, bring to a simmer and cook slowly. Hold the spoon and stir once clockwise, then two times counterclockwise, three times clockwise, four times counterclockwise, five times anticlockwise, and six times anticlockwise. …and
Daily Smile: Girl on the left, your movements are not standard
1. Look at necklaces every day. When I went to the mall with my husband, I saw a particularly beautiful necklace and asked him to go look at it with me. "Okay, just take a look." "But, do people want to see it every day?" "I really can't do anything about you." Click, click, he t
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1. "At the end of the date" Two men and women just walked out of the coffee shop. The man said to the woman: "Why are there two small oranges hidden in your top?". The woman hurriedly said: "Go to the cattle farm, the cows there are waiting for you!". 2. "Don't waste money" The s
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1. Today I found a wallet with hundreds of dollars and ID card in it, and a note: I often drop things, just take the money and give me the ID card. The phone number was 13********, so I called and the person answered: I just picked up this phone. 2. Two young handsome guys were l
Humorous jokes, cool summer
[1] Cute pet [2] This girl is awesome [3] She looks so playful [4] Isn’t this a good cat and mouse [5] It’s your turn to perform [6] I think I can score 600 points [7] Sweep the floor Robot: What type of motorcycle is this? 【8】A few horses were running smoothly, while a bear was
"Happy GIF" Brake pads are too expensive
A girl bought a box on Taobao. When it was delivered to her, she found that the color was wrong, so she hurriedly asked the shop owner online. Late at night, a girl caught the last bus with only two or three passengers on the bus.
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