The bull asked the cow why she had been barking so frequently recently. The cow said: There is a mole on the hoof and there are many moles on the feet. When I go to work, I will be like: I will do the same work over and over again, but I will not gain experience, let alone upgrad

December 24, 2022

# laugh to death, then I have to ask you for some #

@homonym bot

bull asked cow why it barked so frequently recently, the cow said: There is a mole on the hoof, and there are many moles on the feet.

# Yesterday’s reader left a message: After these six or seven years of experience, will you still say hello to the new year, hope to take more care of it, have a better life, and other blessings? I won’t, I will take a preemptive strike and kill 2023 first. #

When I go to work, be like:

@阳izai working diary

When I see the person I like complaining: I want to comfort and comfort.

When you see annoying people complaining: Then stop living. The person who liked

posted Hahahaha: You made him laugh.

The annoying person posted hahahaha: Where is Hanima.

so cool shark cup

@sleep well bibi

Some evidence that I am an NPC:

. Often repeat some meaningless things or be in a daze for a long time

. Will only speak if others trigger the conversation first

. Brush my favorability and you may receive a small gift

. If you ask me a question, I will talk about irrelevant things.

. The health value is very low. I stay in a fixed position for a long time and seldom move.

. The modeling is sloppy and the clothing is popular.

. I will do the same work repeatedly. But you won’t gain experience, let alone upgrade.

How come you still look like you’re begging for praise

@Pendlers

Lack of sleep is really bad. Investigations have found that sleep-deprived people have a 60% increase in the amount of personal space they do not want others to enter, which means that the response area in the brain that is judged as social aversion is expanded (tolerance becomes lower). In other words, people will fall into a "state of avoiding others." Lack of sleep is indeed an important factor in people losing gentleness and kindness.

I hope everyone has a good sleep.

Strength Rejection

@Leklchenn

I have a feeling of retardation that I am not good at chatting but want to be clingy.

Look, the Northeast Big Tiger

Yes, this person is me.

@ Cui Zhiqiu

I was very sad when my boss scolded me today. When I thought about it, he was angry, and I felt happy again.

Why am I still single?

@ Massage Bear

Are all the waiters so wild nowadays? I had coconut chicken hot pot at noon in Zhangjiang. I added snowflake beef as a side dish. The waiter came over and said to me: "This is synthetic meat. Don't order this." I was shocked and saw that several tables next to me had ordered it. I asked why they had all ordered it. She said: "Because I am not responsible for those tables." She looked very impatient. Maybe she was trained by her supervisor today and doesn't want to do it anymore. She suddenly felt self-conscious.

Love, but no talent

See you tomorrow

Coming out to work before weaning | Last year today2021

December 24, 2021

I wish everyone a happy Apple Day!

The final stubbornness of Shaanxi people and the situation of finished Liangpi in Shaanxi!

He came out to work before he was weaned.

Does anyone give each other Christmas gifts? You give me a beautiful gift, I will give you the specific address

@question mark brother

Don't ask me how I spent Christmas Eve, Christmas and New Year's Eve. I was lost. I laughed it off. I stayed silent. I passed by. I was at a loss. I shut myself up and thought about my past. I muddle along. I’m particularly sad

@a pack of seaweed

A colleague was chatting with me just now, and he asked me if anyone had ever praised my clothes. I panicked and quickly said no, they were all bought casually on Taote, very cheap and not expensive, and the weather is cold in winter and they can be mixed and matched.

’s colleague was stunned. After a few seconds of pause, he said, “I mean if no one praises me, I can learn how to dress more in the future.”

@ Massage Bear

The slang invented by people on the Internet is getting more and more outrageous. What I heard today is no longer "pain points", but "penetrating the user's mind"

Is this treating the user's head as a coconut and opening the shell to extract the juice?

What do boys talk about when they are together: two men will talk about women, three men will talk about politics, economy and sports, and four or more men will talk about past memories!

I found the most suitable Christmas tree

@Coloryancale

The new crown stole two years of my time. From now on, I will automatically lose two years when reporting my age to others.

Merry Christmas

#I wish everyone can find their own christmas#

The top level is

Today, I finally changed my WeChat personalized signature to .

I hope I can give others a positive and optimistic feeling at the beginning.

So, my signature is: Nice to meet you.

Now,

will not.

I changed it to: Have a glass of iced Americano.

Because, I have encountered too many bad encounters.

Give me a glass of iced Americano, it's colder than her heart and more bitter than my life.

See you tomorrow