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1. My buddy was heartbroken, and I advised him: "Your girlfriend should not feel bad!" My buddy asked back, "It was me she abandoned. What's wrong with her?!" I said: "She might cry with joy!" 2. Men have a heavy responsibility, so many men like to smoke a cigarette in the car be - DayDayNews

1. My buddy was heartbroken, and I advised him: "Your girlfriend should not feel bad!" My buddy asked back, "It was me she abandoned. What's wrong with her?!" I said: "She might cry with joy!" 2. Men have a heavy responsibility, so many men like to smoke a cigarette in the car be

Sister Xiang joke: Men are consumables

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During dinner, our second child said that Mr. Wang had something that other students didn’t have, and Mr. Zhu insisted on borrowing it to use it. Mr. Wang said that anyone except Mr. Zhu could borrow it, but this was a frustrating student. He begged grandpa and grandma, and Mr. W - DayDayNews

During dinner, our second child said that Mr. Wang had something that other students didn’t have, and Mr. Zhu insisted on borrowing it to use it. Mr. Wang said that anyone except Mr. Zhu could borrow it, but this was a frustrating student. He begged grandpa and grandma, and Mr. W

My daughter chats about interesting things in the class at the dinner table (strange and cute)

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1. "Love hype method" Facing love is like trading stocks: secret love - grasp the news side; pursuit - buy quickly; passionate love - increase investment into the market; bitter love - control capital; love at first sight - follow the trend; find a disagreement - throw it out imm - DayDayNews

1. "Love hype method" Facing love is like trading stocks: secret love - grasp the news side; pursuit - buy quickly; passionate love - increase investment into the market; bitter love - control capital; love at first sight - follow the trend; find a disagreement - throw it out imm

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Nowadays, people will get vaccinated when they are bitten by dogs. What will happen if they are bitten by dogs in ancient times? When a rescue dog sees survivors, what will the dog say if it can speak? - DayDayNews

Nowadays, people will get vaccinated when they are bitten by dogs. What will happen if they are bitten by dogs in ancient times? When a rescue dog sees survivors, what will the dog say if it can speak?

God replied: Nowadays, people will get vaccinated when they are bitten by dogs. What will happen if people are bitten by dogs in ancient times?

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Whose girlfriend is it? Take it away. If one day I become like this. Please don't bother me, because this is my happiest time...Yellow player: Go and pick up the ball. - DayDayNews

Whose girlfriend is it? Take it away. If one day I become like this. Please don't bother me, because this is my happiest time...Yellow player: Go and pick up the ball.

Whose girlfriend is it? Take it away quickly. This is so fun

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There are thousands of people in this world, and there are always some people who say amazing words, which amazed the four! One, the big good news: The second son of the Seven Wolves and the Little Princess of Xtep are together! Netizens: That’s great, a new brand is coming out.

What is the longest path you have walked? Answer: Of course, it is the mysterious brain circuit of netizens

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1. Hilarious classic women have funny jokes, "What kind of women do you like?" "I still prefer the elegant and noble iceberg beauty, what about you?" "In contrast to you, I like high-definition." In high school, the head teacher often advised me, "There are so many beauties, you - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic women have funny jokes, "What kind of women do you like?" "I still prefer the elegant and noble iceberg beauty, what about you?" "In contrast to you, I like high-definition." In high school, the head teacher often advised me, "There are so many beauties, you

Hilarious classic woman funny jokes, embarrassing beauty funny classic jokes

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1. Hilarious classic chatting and funny jokes. When chatting with a colleague, I asked her, "If your boyfriend gave you a breakup fee of 3 million yuan, what would you do?" This guy's eyes rolled and he said, "Maybe he would break up and get back together in a bad mood!" One day, - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic chatting and funny jokes. When chatting with a colleague, I asked her, "If your boyfriend gave you a breakup fee of 3 million yuan, what would you do?" This guy's eyes rolled and he said, "Maybe he would break up and get back together in a bad mood!" One day,

Hilarious classic chatting funny jokes, embarrassing work funny jokes

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"You are thinking about it" One day, a beautiful girl took a boat across the river, and a little monk hurriedly followed. On the boat, the little monk stared at the beautiful girl with a graceful umbrella in his hand angrily and hit the little monk's bald head. The little monk as - DayDayNews

"You are thinking about it" One day, a beautiful girl took a boat across the river, and a little monk hurriedly followed. On the boat, the little monk stared at the beautiful girl with a graceful umbrella in his hand angrily and hit the little monk's bald head. The little monk as

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1. I took the school bus home in the sixth grade of junior high school. Boarders also came home on Friday, so there were a lot of people. I happened to eat spicy strips, and suddenly the car stopped suddenly, and the people behind me pressed directly on me. I pressed forward, and - DayDayNews

1. I took the school bus home in the sixth grade of junior high school. Boarders also came home on Friday, so there were a lot of people. I happened to eat spicy strips, and suddenly the car stopped suddenly, and the people behind me pressed directly on me. I pressed forward, and

What embarrassing things did during school? I can't swim in the river and try my best to hold on to other people's pants.

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1. I took my six-year-old niece to take the bus. A young man took the initiative to give up his seat to her. The young niece decisively rejected him, and then sat on the young man and asked, "Do you have a girlfriend?" The young man was stunned and said, "No!" The young niece gla - DayDayNews

1. I took my six-year-old niece to take the bus. A young man took the initiative to give up his seat to her. The young niece decisively rejected him, and then sat on the young man and asked, "Do you have a girlfriend?" The young man was stunned and said, "No!" The young niece gla

Funny joke: Auntie, what do you think of him? Do you mind waiting for me for ten years

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Wang Xingren: Look at me, who doesn’t have a cute side? Good guy, here is cheating skills. Girl, since you have changed so many clothes, can you change a car? - DayDayNews

Wang Xingren: Look at me, who doesn’t have a cute side? Good guy, here is cheating skills. Girl, since you have changed so many clothes, can you change a car?

A moment of relaxation: Girl, since you have changed so many clothes, can you change a car?

05/18 1921

How much does this extra cost? Dogzi: You have to be a dog. Brother, your invention is quite powerful, but it’s a bit slow. Can you get on the road? Did you discover some golden treasure? It’s not gold. - DayDayNews

How much does this extra cost? Dogzi: You have to be a dog. Brother, your invention is quite powerful, but it’s a bit slow. Can you get on the road? Did you discover some golden treasure? It’s not gold.

A moment of ease: Brother, your invention is quite powerful, it’s just a bit slow. Can you get on the road?

05/18 1119

I am here to play scripts or take the postgraduate entrance examination. Some people consume rationally, some people consume emotionally, some people consume impulsively, and I am a Brownian sports-oriented consumer. Specifically, I often spend on shopping websites without rules - DayDayNews

I am here to play scripts or take the postgraduate entrance examination. Some people consume rationally, some people consume emotionally, some people consume impulsively, and I am a Brownian sports-oriented consumer. Specifically, I often spend on shopping websites without rules

Am I here to play scripts or take the postgraduate entrance examination | Cold jokes 2307 & Last year Today 1949

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He is a senior student of the 1998th Advanced Study Class of Wanniba Literature Research Institute, a doctoral degree in Contemporary Xiaohaha, and is studying for a doctorate in literature. He is planning to develop a membership in 2022. - DayDayNews

He is a senior student of the 1998th Advanced Study Class of Wanniba Literature Research Institute, a doctoral degree in Contemporary Xiaohaha, and is studying for a doctorate in literature. He is planning to develop a membership in 2022.

I wrote three poems imitating shit and urine. I wonder if I can be qualified to join a writers association

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After drinking too much, I rode my own "motorcycle" on the side of the road and went home. Fortunately, you were just riding. If you want to move the trash can home, I really think you are awesome. The young man is a charming talent. - DayDayNews

After drinking too much, I rode my own "motorcycle" on the side of the road and went home. Fortunately, you were just riding. If you want to move the trash can home, I really think you are awesome. The young man is a charming talent.

What did I bring back after drinking too much? I just want to know how my elder brother moved back?

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1. Related parties: Hengfeng Information Technology Co., Ltd. 2. Basic information This agency investigates your company's participation in the government procurement activities of "Qingyuan Campus Laboratory Multimedia Equipment Construction Project (Phase I, Building B03)" (Pro - DayDayNews

1. Related parties: Hengfeng Information Technology Co., Ltd. 2. Basic information This agency investigates your company's participation in the government procurement activities of "Qingyuan Campus Laboratory Multimedia Equipment Construction Project (Phase I, Building B03)" (Pro

7 million project change agreement was reported, and the winning bidder was fined 35,000

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Some electronic devices require AC signals with a highly stable frequency, while LC oscillators have poor stability and their frequency is prone to drift (that is, the frequency of the generated AC signal is prone to change). A special element in the oscillator, quartz crystal, c - DayDayNews

Some electronic devices require AC signals with a highly stable frequency, while LC oscillators have poor stability and their frequency is prone to drift (that is, the frequency of the generated AC signal is prone to change). A special element in the oscillator, quartz crystal, c

Ranking of world-renowned crystal oscillator brands, what are the domestic and imported crystal oscillator brands

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According to Caishi, Huawei Mate series finally returned after two years, and the Mate 50 market exceeded expectations. At 10:8 on September 21, three new Huawei Mate 50 series products were officially launched. The hot-selling models on the online platform were sold out within 1 - DayDayNews

According to Caishi, Huawei Mate series finally returned after two years, and the Mate 50 market exceeded expectations. At 10:8 on September 21, three new Huawei Mate 50 series products were officially launched. The hot-selling models on the online platform were sold out within 1

The first sale of the Mate50 series is out in seconds, Huawei has urgently increased production, and supply chain Taijing Technology is expected to benefit

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Jimi News Reporter Di Xin "Life will inevitably be blocked by temporary dark clouds. I am willing to work with my juniors to find the only classic version of the sunshine self in the world! - DayDayNews

Jimi News Reporter Di Xin "Life will inevitably be blocked by temporary dark clouds. I am willing to work with my juniors to find the only classic version of the sunshine self in the world!

The entrepreneur returned to his alma mater to give a speech, why did he shed tears...

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The formless body ultimately refers to the body based on the origin of the true nature. This true nature's original essence cannot be perceived by the countless sentient beings in the causal realm. It transcends all human seeing, hearing, feeling and knowledge, and has no form. - DayDayNews

The formless body ultimately refers to the body based on the origin of the true nature. This true nature's original essence cannot be perceived by the countless sentient beings in the causal realm. It transcends all human seeing, hearing, feeling and knowledge, and has no form.

What does formlessness refer to in Buddhism?

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Source: Global Network [Global Network Report Reporter Yin Yanhui] Taiwan's "Premier Executive" Su Zhenchang went to Taiwan's "Legislative Yuan" for general inquiries today (December 1). Taiwan's United Daily News reported that when asked about the recent "memories" that were que - DayDayNews

Source: Global Network [Global Network Report Reporter Yin Yanhui] Taiwan's "Premier Executive" Su Zhenchang went to Taiwan's "Legislative Yuan" for general inquiries today (December 1). Taiwan's United Daily News reported that when asked about the recent "memories" that were que

The "memories" were questioned in person for administrative inequality. Su Zhenchang said, "I'm really sorry." Netizens don't buy it.

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