"The Thoughts of a Stingy Man in Time of Crisis" Tony is a wealthy businessman. He bought a piece of land on a hill and built his own mansion. One day he was going out to do errands, but his car broke down, so he called a taxi. When he saw the taxi coming, he opened the door and

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"What a miser thinks in times of crisis"

Tony is a wealthy businessman. He bought a piece of land on a hill and built his own mansion.

One day he had to go out to do errands. Unfortunately, his car broke down, so he called a taxi.

When he saw the taxi coming, he opened the door and said to the driver: "This section of my journey is downhill, which will save a lot of fuel. I'll give you a 20% discount on the fare!".

The driver shook his head and agreed to him, and started driving down the mountain. After driving for a while to save fuel, he turned off the gas line and used the car's inertia to drive.

However, due to the steep road, the car was out of control. The driver said to the wealthy businessman: "It's over. I can't control the car anymore. What do you think we should do?"

The wealthy businessman was covered in cold sweat. He trembled and said, "What should I do! You should have turned off the meter. This car is going so fast. Then you will have to charge me a lot of money!"

The driver said: "Sir, please jump off! I won't charge you any fare. If you have a problem on the bus, I won't be able to make up for it no matter how much fare I charge you!".

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"The Thoughts of a Stingy Man in Time of Crisis" Tony is a wealthy businessman. He bought a piece of land on a hill and built his own mansion. One day he was going out to do errands, but his car broke down, so he called a taxi. When he saw the taxi coming, he opened the door and

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