Please tell a lie in five words, no more and no less. Friends give me some advice. When I was a kid, I didn’t feel anything when I went to the toilet in my hometown. Why do I feel like I pooped and vomited when I got older now? You have to make money for this. After you collect t

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1. Please tell a lie in five words, not one more word, not one less word.

2. Friends, please give me some suggestions.

3. I didn’t expect to meet Wolong Fengxia and

4. When I was a child, I didn’t feel anything when I went to the toilet in my hometown. Now that I have grown up, why do I vomit while going to the toilet?

5. Please give me a name and accept the 100 yuan red envelope as a thank you!

6. I am still an old friend from Henan.

7. Haven’t you watched anti-crime storm ? You have to make money for this. After you collect the money, the nature changes.

8. The swelling on my hand is bulging. When is the best time to seek medical treatment?

9. Birds have no feathers, so why can they stand barefoot on the snow, and on one leg? Won't you freeze?

10. Is it okay not to wear underwear when exercising?

11. Let’s talk, what is the difference between day and night? Why are the fines different? Weird, what do you think?

12. Can the circle drawn by Sun Wukong really block demons and ghosts?

13. What was the last name of the person who first gave you the idea of getting married?

14. Our lawyer said that we are very sure to win this case.

15. A lifesaver!

16. This is my first time driving on the expressway. Is there anything I need to pay attention to?

17. Looking at the eight spoons in my instant noodles, I understand that there will be seven more sad people in the world!

18. These terracotta warriors and horses must be drunk, hey! One of them still couldn’t find his mobile phone.

19. Even though it was raining heavily, the factory still allowed people to go to work, but they didn’t allow anyone to live.

20. Friends, how can I apply for compensation if I eat a piece of wire after eating Malatang?

21. What does this comic mean? Why is there this egg in the bottle?

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