As the saying goes: "One smile will make your worries run away; two smiles will dissipate your anger; three smiles will make you regretful; four smiles will escape the disease; five smiles will never grow old; six smiles will make you happy. Smile often and your life span will be

As the saying goes: "One smile will make your worries run away; two smiles will dissipate your anger; three smiles will make you regretful; four smiles will escape the disease; five smiles will never grow old; six smiles will make you happy. Smile often; your life span will be longer than the southern mountains." You see, laughter is like a panacea, so you must laugh at life in daily life. If you can't find the point of laughter, one of the humorous jokes compiled today will definitely make you laugh. Please stay tuned for updates every day.

01

On the first day of the "yang" world, my husband brought water and food, and I felt that the world was full of warmth. Unexpectedly, he followed suit in the afternoon, and the husband said: "We are now starting to turn on the group heating mode..."

On the second day of "Yang", the husband who came into the house smoking said: "I am several years older than you, but I feel that there is nothing serious about my body..."

" On the third day of the "yang" room, I barely slept at night and I was looking at my phone with my phone. My husband said: "It seems okay, I can check my phone now..."

On the fourth day of the "yang" room, looking at the normal body temperature on the thermometer, my husband said: "Okay..."

Then he pushed me hard to the "yin" room.

02

A: Why are you still using an iPhone 4? This phone was released 10 years ago. Oh my god, it’s so stuck when I read the news. This is a broken phone. You should change it quickly.

B: You can’t change it. This phone is very useful.

A: What is it used for?

B: For example, every time I go out for a drink with my friends, when it comes time to pay the bill, a few of us rush to pay, but after the bill is settled, my WeChat is still stuck on the start screen.

03

I went on a blind date and the girl vomited when she saw me. The scene was very embarrassing.

I asked jokingly: "Am I ugly? Haha!"

She quickly explained: "No, no, it's not because you are ugly, it's because I'm pregnant!"

After hearing this, I breathed a sigh of relief. Just don't think I'm ugly, and then we chatted happily.

04

I am about to get married. I remembered the time when we first met, and I asked my girlfriend: How did you feel when you saw me for the first time when we were on a blind date?

She thought for a while: Hmm. It's the kind that looks very familiar, as if you've seen it before, as if you've seen it somewhere.

I said: This may be what people call fate!

She said again: Yes! Later I remembered that when you smile, the creases on your face are similar to the buns sold at Lao Wu Canteen next door to my house!

05

Once on an airplane, I met an aunt who occupied my seat. I said, "Please move, please, this is my seat." She pointed to her own seat and said, "You sit there, and I will switch with you."

So I said to her: "You know what? If the plane bombed and we were all burned to death and stuck to this seat, your family would find the body according to the seat number, take my ashes back and offer them up, and kowtow to me every day, would you be happy?"

Then, she sat back without saying a word.

06

When I first remembered, a beautiful woman gave me a lot of delicious food. She led me while chatting and gave me more after eating. She also said that she would keep me full with snacks.

After walking for a while, I said, "Beautiful aunt, I have a younger brother. Can I take him to your house to play with me?"

The woman was overjoyed. After taking me back, she hid in the bamboo forest and asked me to go home and take my younger brother with me.

My parents happened to be at home and asked me where I was with a stick. I was afraid and lied to them that there was a trafficker. After hearing the description, my parents immediately worked with the villagers to catch the trafficker. People in the village praised me for being so smart.

But I just want to say: I... really just wanted to go home and take my brother with me...

07

When I was working during the summer vacation, a new person came to the department. He didn't work for a few days and won 20,000 yuan in lottery tickets.

An old man in the department asked him to treat him. After all, he was not familiar with everyone, so the newcomer refused because he didn't have any money.

As a result, the old youtiao said: "It's okay, I can borrow yours for a festive occasion..."

Then he spent more than three thousand that night.

On the second day, the third day, and the fourth day, the newcomer didn’t come to work.

08

Xiao Wang: Did you know that our manager was beaten so badly yesterday that the police even went there?

Xiao Li: Who hit me?

Xiao Wang: I don’t know him either. I was just passing by and saw three big men beating someone. When I got closer, I saw that the person being beaten was our manager.

Xiao Li: Did you step forward to help?

Xiao Wang: Although his character is not very good, he is still our leader anyway, so forget it if you don’t see it, but of course you can’t just sit idly by if you see it.

Xiao Li: Did you help?

Xiao Wang: No, I covered my eyes.

09

My sister-in-law looks very loli, but she is a forensic doctor by profession.

We were having dinner in a restaurant yesterday, and my sister-in-law and the proprietress got into an argument.

When the proprietress got angry, she took out an unwashed pig intestine from the back kitchen and threw it on the sister-in-law, hoping to make her sick.

I saw my sister-in-law calmly take out a skull model from her bag, tie it with pig intestines, and make a whirring sound when she swung it. Not to mention the boss lady, even the 1.9 meter boss was so scared that he got under the table.

010

There is a colleague in my unit who is Mongolian.

I went home on vacation for a year. When I still didn’t come back after several days of vacation, my boss called me.

He said on the phone: "Boss, I am still riding a horse on Hulunbuir Grassland to find a home. My family is a nomadic people. I don’t know where they have moved now?"

Henan Happy Little Fish likes to be happy and happy every day. I wonder if you who have followed me can leave a humorous incident that happened around you in the comment area and share it with everyone who can see it, okay? Thanks!

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