Life requires wisdom, but not everyone can become a wise man in life. As mortals, perhaps we can only rely on a little bit of cleverness to show how "comfortable" we are when facing difficulties.

Life requires wisdom, but not everyone can become a wise man in life. As mortals, perhaps we can only rely on a little bit of cleverness to show how "comfortable" we are when facing difficulties. As for how useful this cleverness can be? In fact, don't worry too much. After all, the jokes that come from trying to appear "easy" are more practical for life, aren't they?

The sense of achievement of idle drawings and gossip Tian Zhiren

The market is bullish

One day, Bell walked into the boss's office and said: "Sir, let me tell you straight. I know the economy is in a slump now. However, there are three companies chasing me, and I must ask for a salary increase."

After several back and forth, the boss finally agreed to give him a 5% salary increase. Bell got up and left very happily.

At this time the boss added: "By the way, which three companies are looking for you?"

Bell replied: " Electricity Company , Water Company and Telephone Company."

Dilemma Zhai Haijun

Develop good habits

Xiaoyu has just entered the first grade of elementary school. When I get home from school in the evening, I sit down on the sofa and start watching TV. That's serious.

I was very curious, so I asked her: "Are the cartoons that good? Why can't you put down your schoolbag?"

After listening to my words, Xiaoyu quickly put her hands behind her back to protect her schoolbag: "No, no, I have to watch TV for a while. I'll be done soon." !"

"Why do I have to carry my schoolbag?""

"The teacher said today that we should develop a good habit and do our homework when we get home, so I have to carry this schoolbag for another five minutes."

cherish time like gold Wei Daowen

absolutely biological

I was playing at my grandma’s house this day, and suddenly I wanted to eat durian, but I was too lazy to go out and buy it. So, I picked up my grandma’s cell phone and imitated my grandma’s tone and sent a text message to my mom: “Girl, mom wants to eat durian. Remember to bring one for mom when you come back.” Then I happily waited for my mom to buy durian.

But after a while, my own phone rang. When I opened WeChat, I saw a message from my mother: "Daughter, Mom wants to eat durian. Remember to bring one for your mother when you come back."

After buying a yoga mat Di Tianxing

Why is it unclear?

My friend asked me: "Your phone is stuck like this, why don't you clear the memory?"

I answered: "Save money." He looked confused after hearing this.

Colleagues had a dinner together that day. When checking out, everyone rushed to pay. I didn’t open WeChat until others finished paying...

When I woke up Bilige

is not very demanding

A friend said to me: "When looking for a girlfriend, you must not be too picky, otherwise you will be left behind!"

So I asked him: "Then what are your standards? ?"

He replied: "My standards are not high. As long as we are walking on the road, no matter whether we are men, women or children, they will sincerely sigh, 'How could this woman fall in love with him?'"

added! Gai Guibao

Test your luck

Colleague, Fatty, won more than 50,000 yuan in lottery tickets. He invited everyone to dinner yesterday. During the dinner, Xiao Liu said that he also wanted to buy lottery tickets, but his wife was in charge of the money, which made him very distressed. Everyone gave him some advice and said, "You can tell your wife that you can use your pocket money to buy it, and the compensation will be yours. It won't affect the family's finances at all." Xiao Liu happily agreed.

Today, Xiao Liu came here with his head hanging down. Everyone asked: "Your wife didn't agree?"

Xiao Liu said: "Oh! Although my wife agreed, she wants to test my luck first.So she got some small slips of paper, wrote a first prize, and left everything else blank. She threw them into the wastebasket and asked me to grab two yuan each. One night, not only was my pocket money gone, but my wife also defrauded me of my personal money. "

as if nothing happened Yin Chengwei

The truth comes out

An underwear manufacturing company has frequent underwear thefts.

When it was time to go home from get off work, the company sent people to search each worker, including the managers. Even the large and small bags everyone carried were searched, but no suspicious signs were found. Everyone only wore a set of underwear, and no one wore more.

The company took various security precautions and even invited anti-theft experts, but still no suspects were caught and underwear was still missing one after another.

Later, anti-theft experts suggested that security guards change the inspection time from when employees are off work to when they come to the factory to work... The truth of the case was finally revealed!

The young man will make a big move Zhang Xuelia

As the saying goes, cleverness leads to mistakes. People who receive this evaluation often use their limited intelligence to exploit loopholes. I hope you can understand more great wisdom in life and no longer worry about playing tricks. Coke weekend, see you next week!

Jealousy of idle paintings Tian Zhiren