So what can you do to relieve your worries? The only humorous jokes compiled today, find out the point of laughter, and you will be the happiest kid. During the winter vacation last year, a very short and thin female classmate in high school posted a selfie of herself standing ou

Faced with daily life and work, who can live without worries and sorrows. So what can you do to relieve your worries? The only humorous jokes compiled today, find out the point of laughter, and you will be the happiest kid. Follow me and let the humorous jokes updated every day relieve your troubles and worries.

01

During the winter vacation last year, a very short and thin female classmate in high school posted a selfie of herself standing outside a high-speed rail station on her WeChat Moments.

In the photo, due to the heavy haze, it is not clear which high-speed rail station it is, and the portrait is not particularly clear.

The photo is also accompanied by a sentence Socrates 's Three Questions: Who am I? Where do I come from? Where am I going?

Afterwards, I saw dozens of unanimous comments in the comment area: You are a monkey, come from Huaguo Mountain, and go to the zoo.

02

Gym is a famous contemporary consumption trap, which many young people know.

As soon as I entered yesterday, there was indeed a coach selling me lessons.

He said: "Miss, your posture is a little bit questionable..."

Before he could finish his words, I rushed to say: "Yes, I have round shoulders, hunched back, forward pelvic tilt, and knee hyperextension. I look very unsure of myself. If I don't exercise, I will be finished."

The coach looked surprised and said: "Ah, you have also learned PUA."

03

The old man riding a tricycle accidentally hit the Audi Q5 that had just parked on the side of the road. After the collision, he pedaled off the tricycle.

The angry car owner got out of the car and scolded the old man: "Old man, you are blind! You want to run away after the collision?"

The old man stopped the tricycle and said calmly: "Young man, if you are so nagging, I will just lie down!"

The car owner said: "Uncle, I am joking with you!"

04

The boy asked his sweetheart: "So, you are not willing to marry me?"

"Yes, my future husband must be brave and resourceful."

"But have you forgotten? I rescued you last time you fell into the water!"

"You are indeed brave, but this is not Doesn't mean you are resourceful."

"Then do you know who capsized that boat?"

05

A seafood store in the market hired a temporary worker. I'm going to apply for a job today.

The boss asked: "Do you understand the market jin and the kilogram?"

I said: "Of course I do, one kilogram is equal to the two market jins, right?"

The boss said: "Yes. How many grams is one kilogram?"

I didn't think twice. Said: "900 grams."

The boss smiled and said: "That's a good answer, you can go to work now."

06

Girlfriend: "Dear, I ask you a question, you have to answer it seriously."

Me: "What's the matter?"

Girlfriend: "If you have 500 yuan, and your ex asks you to borrow 200 yuan, and I ask you to borrow 200 yuan, how much do you have?"

Me: "We don't have an ex!"

Girlfriend: "I said yes, there is."

Me: "I will give you 496 yuan, and then I will spend the remaining 4 yuan to buy two steel balls and kneel on them to reflect. Why can my ex still contact me?"

Girlfriend "Dear, you are safe now!"

If you respond slower, it is not as simple as kneeling on steel balls.

07

A fool in the village met a scrap collector and asked him in a low voice: "Will you accept the iron?"

The scrap collector looked around and said, "Collect it."

The fool said: "It's a bit long."

The scrap collector said: "It's okay, show me first.""

The fool said: "Let's wait until night..."

At night, the fool led the waste collector to the railway, pointed to the train tracks on the ground and said: "These are the two rails from Gantry to Xi'an. Please give me a price. "

the waste collector roared: "Get out...! "

He didn't forget to pick up the stones on the ground and throw them at the fool.

08

A lady entered Tsai's "government" office building and slipped and fell while going up the stairs.

passing by Tsai "President" helped her diligently.

"Xiaoying (the name of Tsai in general by Taiwanese people), how can I thank you? "

" Just vote for me in the next election. "

"No, I just broke my knee, but my head is not broken. "

09

My son is very brave when fighting with others.

Once, my son asked me: "Dad, did you also like to fight with people when you were a child? "

I said: "Dad wouldn't dare. "

The son asked anxiously: "Why? "

I said: "Dad can't beat him.

The son said: "Then why didn't you call me to go?"

010

Female: Why do you never reveal me in WeChat Moments? Am I not pretty enough?

Male: If you think about it this way, if you want to pick up 100 yuan outside, would you post it in Moments?

Female: Yes, show it off

Male: What if you pick up 10 million?

female: No, for fear that others will know.

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