Embarrassing classic girls’ funny jokes. There were a lot of people after get off work today, and I was walking in a hurry. I accidentally bumped into a girl, and she looked at me angrily.

1. Embarrassing Classic Girls Funny Jokes . There were a lot of people after get off work today, and I was walking in a hurry. I accidentally bumped into a girl, and she looked at me very angry. . . I said weakly: Beauty, we already have skin-to-skin contact. She slapped me and said: I will give you a kiss! ! Not to mention my face hurts!

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more funny jokes, and while chatting with my boyfriend, I asked him: "Will you pick me up and drop me off every day, rain or shine?" This idiot actually said, "Can you guarantee that you will go to work every day, rain or shine?" I was speechless.

3. Hilarious classic quarrels and funny jokes. Downstairs in the community, a foreign couple living here were quarreling. They couldn't understand the dialect, but there were still many people gathered around and paid attention. The man yelled impatiently: You guys are so stupid, do you understand? Talking nonsense there! An elder brother timidly said: Let's just look at the artistic conception.

4. On the street, a couple was walking on the road. A strange man suddenly rushed out, took out a card and said to the man: "There are five million in this card. Give me your girlfriend." "Who are you? Don't make trouble here, get out of here!" The man took the card, turned around and said to his girlfriend next to him.

5. Women say that a man becomes a father in a minute, but it takes a woman 10 months to become a mother. In fact, this is a woman's short-sighted statement. Regardless of whether a man can be a father if he only insists on it for one minute, even if he only insists on it for one minute, do you know how much preparation a man needs to do for this minute? From how to meet you, how to pursue you, preparing financial gifts, and preparing for the wedding, do you know how much effort it takes to spend all this? It is often said that one minute on stage takes ten years of work off stage.

6. When I went to the supermarket, I met a female colleague from the company. I was choosing underwear next to the underwear aisle! She slapped me on the shoulder, and the underwear in her hand scared me off. She also said to me jokingly: "Hey! Are you choosing a coat for your brother?" I replied angrily: "That's right! Are you also here to choose a mask for your sister?"

7. Wherever there is food, there is me. I was determined to lose weight, and my determination was eaten by myself when I was hungry. People who lose their appetite when the weather is hot do not deserve to be called foodies! Let me remind you that in order to commemorate Qu Yuan , those who throw rice dumplings into the river during the Dragon Boat Festival must be sealed in plastic bags. The glutinous rice and jujube ones are best, I don’t like other stuffings. Thanks!

8. God gave me the nature of a foodie, but He did not give me the status of a rich man and the body of a model. Noodles are Li Guyi in the hot pot world. As soon as she appears, the feast is about to end. This night will be unforgettable! The beef and mutton rolls are a popular small fresh meat group, and they are responsible for the opening song and dance; the beer drinks are Zhu Jun Dong Qing, and one of them has to come out after every show. . . Order vegetarian dishes just for the color combination.