Boyfriend: Why do you wear clothes with such good character? Books emit the light of knowledge. I can't get in, no matter how hard I try, I can't get in. It's impossible. How can there be another person as perfect as me?

Boyfriend: How can you wear clothes with such good character

Books shine with the light of knowledge

I can’t get in, no matter how much I think,

Red date ice cream is also red dates, no problem.

Are you free next week?Are you free next week?

The case was solved: not biological, grandma found out.

I am alone.

Hiss, Bodhisattva heart, Vajra method, right?

I am better than him. I have gained almost forty pounds in three years.

I read a passage of Marx to the emperor on the spotMaterialism to make him believe that he does not exist.

In fact, he knows everything, but he just doesn't dare to face it.

I know, I know.

It's impossible, how can there be a second person like me who is perfect?

So every time I play a new game, the first step is to open the settings

This is too thrilling

Classmate, you will regret it when you grow up

Auntie: If you don’t hurry up, you won’t be able to get back the money you lost.

What do you usually call this kind of pigeon?

There are still fifteen minutes left before the end. . . yeah? Where is my goalie?

Hahahaha is a cultural bachelor.

Why do you call me Shit Candy

She wants to hear you praise her

The parrot slaps you in the face with a backhand: Your vocal cords are lost?

World Cup limited, passionate green chicken steak.

Most of the human nature

What are you doing~~~

I feel that the master may have finally finished writing it, but when I turned to the back, I saw it, holy shit! ?

Boss: There are weird things every year, but this year there are so many. When ordering milk tea, you have to add spicy and green onions. Forget it... I'll satisfy you.

Wen Neng's heart was broken by a song, and Wu Neng's leg was broken by swinging the piano.

There is light in his heart.

The big fish was squashed.

What I am missing is the brain to make a million.

Hold your head up, straighten your chest, close your abdomen and raise your buttocks. This is not the understanding of primary school students. This is the understanding of teachers.

Without cerebral thrombosis for ten years, this kind of question cannot be asked.

Little brother, you are still the first person to hit gas tank

Is this a movie? It is so exciting.

If you are poor, you will strike with precision, if you are rich, you will have full firepower.

Not to mention that girls have little power, in fact, they themselves know nothing about power.

"What is the thing that can make a man addicted as soon as he touches it?" The divine comment is too connotative!

Hahaha, I was sold

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