After I was sleeping naked and my penis was discovered by a cat...hahaha, what bad intentions can a kitten have?
A few days ago, a boy who passed the college entrance examination in Tangshan, Hebei Province climbed up a trash can and rode it like a motorcycle, which made many netizens laugh from ear to ear. It turned out that this boy was so happy after the college entrance examination. Aft
After the college entrance examination, a boy got drunk and used the trash can as a motorcycle to climb on and ride it fiercely. Trash Can: Are you polite?
Grandma is already ninety years old and she has always been a strong person. In recent years, my grandma has developed Alzheimer's disease. Not long ago, due to an accidental fall, my grandmother's thigh and hip were dislocated and she had to stay in bed to recuperate. The mother
You eat, you eat, I won’t eat
I'm sorry for being born a vegetable, but I still want to play games. Cats conquer the world starting from this home. In this hot weather, I realized one thing - I don't want to make corn anymore, I want to make popcorn. I go to bed at five o'clock and wake up at six o'clock. The
Daily Hilarious Picture God Comment Award: Go to bed at 5 and wake up at 6, the King of Hell praises me for my good health
Yesterday, a colleague, Xiao Hong, came to hang out. We are friends with whom we talk about everything. Speaking of happiness, I asked casually: Have you had any gatherings with other colleagues during this time? She said that everyone was busy with their own affairs and there wa
Good things don't come together, sad things come together
Oops, she smiled at me, she really smiled at me. Brother, which one is you? I can't find you. Later you should think about how you can explain it to your elder brother.
Girl, please stay away from glass when taking photos in the future. Your shadow says it all. It’s so embarrassing.
1. In the English test, Xiaoqiang was caught while flipping through the English textbook. Xiaoqiang: "Xiao Ming also flipped through the textbook, why didn't you catch him?" The teacher glanced at me and said seriously: "He can't find the answer!" 2. The teacher asked: Who can pe
[Happy moment on the weekend] There is a hilarious message telling Xiao Ming to get out
1. When teaching a little boy to play the piano, I felt that there was something wrong with his playing. So I said: "Get up first and listen to the teacher play it again." I played it once, then asked the boy to sit back in the chair and played again, and asked him: "How does it
Joke: Mom, the teacher said that everything in my list is excellent
1. When Xiaobei saw an advertisement for a product with three guarantees being played on TV, he said to his mother: "Mom, from tomorrow on, I also want three guarantees?" Her mother asked her puzzledly: "What three guarantees?" Xiaobei: "One pack of sugar, one pack of biscuits, a
Joke: Dad, I am only 6 years old and I am already short-sighted.
1. One day, my mother told her daughter, "Mom can no longer pick you up every day. You have to ask dad to pick you up from school. But occasionally, mom will pick you up." The daughter looked at her mother blankly and asked seriously: "Occasionally, mom will pick you up." Who?" 2
Joke: My mother said that those who engage in literature are poor people. Do you have money too?
1. A housewife who has just moved in often borrows things from her neighbors. One day, the neighbor finally persuaded her implicitly: "A family cannot live without some daily necessities, so you have to buy them." The housewife looked shy and said embarrassedly: "You are right to
Joke: You are right to remind me, I am considering borrowing some more money from you
1. Xiao Ming in primary school textbooks is always stumped by all kinds of weird questions, but Xiao Ming never appears in middle school textbooks. I know that guy can't pass the high school entrance examination! 2. My son said to me: Dad, I want to be a rich second generation. I
A smile every day, episode 11
The girl just broke up with her boyfriend and needs to vent. Master, stop the car quickly. I'm hanging on your car. Let me down! I met a girl on the bus who is my type. I was about to go up and strike up a conversation. But I hesitated when I saw the pants she was wearing. Hahaha
This girl is my type and I wanted to strike up a conversation, but I hesitated when I saw her pants.
When you are sitting in the car of a family member/friend, but he or she is not driving steadily: A novel that has been unfinished for two years, because of a word from Zhou Hongyi, the boss of 360, the author was resurrected with full blood, updated overnight at 1 am, society is
When you are sitting in a family member/friend’s car but he or she is driving unsteadily
My soda bottle cap only pops for you: I remembered that my ankle sprained while skateboarding in college, and Xu Ling insisted on carrying me to the infirmary, but she didn’t know enough about her own strength, so she fell and put me under her. Then I not only suffered from sprai
Enthusiastic friends helped to turn over the car and gathered together. Haha, forgive me for laughing immorally.