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The wife picked up the cigarette case, but there was no cigarette left, so she asked her husband to buy it. It was too late, the canteens were closed, and the husband came to a nightclub. The nightclub was brightly lit, singing and dancing, and the nightlife was in full swing. - DayDayNews

The wife picked up the cigarette case, but there was no cigarette left, so she asked her husband to buy it. It was too late, the canteens were closed, and the husband came to a nightclub. The nightclub was brightly lit, singing and dancing, and the nightlife was in full swing.

Relieve your burden and listen to me (6) No matter how cunning a husband is, he can't find out what's in his wife's palm?

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Liu Rabbit has not been active recently, his account has disappeared, his popularity has dropped, and he is still involved in lawsuits... Let's talk about it, it's not just that matter, why Zhang Dapao didn't give you money, he promised to increase his followers, but he verbally - DayDayNews

Liu Rabbit has not been active recently, his account has disappeared, his popularity has dropped, and he is still involved in lawsuits... Let's talk about it, it's not just that matter, why Zhang Dapao didn't give you money, he promised to increase his followers, but he verbally

Liu Rabbit of Zhongshan Dynasty couldn't sit still anymore. He was accused of extortion and was trapped in a cocoon.

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1: The monkey paid off his debt. There was a businessman who started (from) walking from this mountainside. At this time, a tiger came from over there. When he saw it, he was frightened. There was a big tree in front of his face, so he climbed up the tree "out and out". The tiger - DayDayNews

1: The monkey paid off his debt. There was a businessman who started (from) walking from this mountainside. At this time, a tiger came from over there. When he saw it, he was frightened. There was a big tree in front of his face, so he climbed up the tree "out and out". The tiger

Humorous Stories: The Monkey Pays His Debt and The Tiger and the Lazy Man

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01 I also mistook it at first glance. It turned out to be a butt. Damn, I thought it was a kettle! - DayDayNews

01 I also mistook it at first glance. It turned out to be a butt. Damn, I thought it was a kettle!

"This is not a butt! I'm sorry...I also saw it wrong at first glance!"

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Hahahaha, you know how to attack people! I was so scared that I quickly got out of the car and carried it to the destination. Pretend to send a voice message on WeChat: Today I met two idiots who can’t read, and they are a couple. As expected, birds of a feather flock together. - DayDayNews

Hahahaha, you know how to attack people! I was so scared that I quickly got out of the car and carried it to the destination. Pretend to send a voice message on WeChat: Today I met two idiots who can’t read, and they are a couple. As expected, birds of a feather flock together.

"My girlfriend bought a tights online, but after trying it on..." Hahaha, please delete the review!

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Joke: I had a quarrel with my wife, and my wife’s voice was loud, which made my 16-month-old son cry. I was so angry. I touched my son's head and said, "Son, dad is a good dad, but mom is not necessarily a good mom. Remember that." - DayDayNews

Joke: I had a quarrel with my wife, and my wife’s voice was loud, which made my 16-month-old son cry. I was so angry. I touched my son's head and said, "Son, dad is a good dad, but mom is not necessarily a good mom. Remember that."

The husband works night shift every day, and his wife makes him cough three times before entering the house every time.

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He immediately knelt down and said with a smile: "You misunderstood, brother. I...I'm here to bring you a charger! Now it's hard for Nokia to have a charger." Bianli has been under a lot of pressure recently and started to smoke. - DayDayNews

He immediately knelt down and said with a smile: "You misunderstood, brother. I...I'm here to bring you a charger! Now it's hard for Nokia to have a charger." Bianli has been under a lot of pressure recently and started to smoke.

Until one day, the waist is gone?

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1. Hilarious classic funny joke, tap water cannot be drunk directly, and unwashed apples cannot be eaten directly, but apples washed with tap water can be eaten! Because of the experience of failure, we will better grasp the opportunities for success! ---The robber said with deep - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic funny joke, tap water cannot be drunk directly, and unwashed apples cannot be eaten directly, but apples washed with tap water can be eaten! Because of the experience of failure, we will better grasp the opportunities for success! ---The robber said with deep

Hilarious classic funny jokes, Embarrassing Master classic funny jokes

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Once upon a time, there was a man named Zhao Laowai, who was in his thirties and was too lazy to attract maggots from his buttocks. He never went to work in the team. He walked crookedly and hunched his neck. He is too lazy to be famous far and wide. He has no wife to give him, a - DayDayNews

Once upon a time, there was a man named Zhao Laowai, who was in his thirties and was too lazy to attract maggots from his buttocks. He never went to work in the team. He walked crookedly and hunched his neck. He is too lazy to be famous far and wide. He has no wife to give him, a

Stealing the urine jar (joke)

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"I have the heart to start a live broadcast. If you want to ask anything, you can say it freely." "But if I vomit blood, I can't bear the blame." "Just do whatever you want!" Tian's chat record with someone in February last year showed a look of gloating. According to my grandma, - DayDayNews

"I have the heart to start a live broadcast. If you want to ask anything, you can say it freely." "But if I vomit blood, I can't bear the blame." "Just do whatever you want!" Tian's chat record with someone in February last year showed a look of gloating. According to my grandma,

Tian’s early chat record: But if I vomit blood, I won’t be able to bear the burden!

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I thought you were a king, but I didn't expect you to be a bronze. I'm so young and blocking the door here. I'll give you a red envelope and let me pass. I saw that it was the hand that moved the door first, and the big brother just tied a shoelace and was shot away. - DayDayNews

I thought you were a king, but I didn't expect you to be a bronze. I'm so young and blocking the door here. I'll give you a red envelope and let me pass. I saw that it was the hand that moved the door first, and the big brother just tied a shoelace and was shot away.

Relaxing moment: It was the door that moved first. The big brother tied his shoelaces and was shot away.

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Wang Xingren: From now on, this area will be my territory. Although nothing was said, it felt like everything was said. You may not believe it when I tell you, but I almost drowned myself when I drank water. - DayDayNews

Wang Xingren: From now on, this area will be my territory. Although nothing was said, it felt like everything was said. You may not believe it when I tell you, but I almost drowned myself when I drank water.

Daily Smile: You may not believe it when I tell you, but I almost drowned myself when I drank water

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Gouzi: I can't wait for a long time. Look, I only need one bite and it's all over! There was still a chance to win. You were the undercover guy from the opposite side. Before I could sit firmly, you drove off and we both fell badly. Just wait. - DayDayNews

Gouzi: I can't wait for a long time. Look, I only need one bite and it's all over! There was still a chance to win. You were the undercover guy from the opposite side. Before I could sit firmly, you drove off and we both fell badly. Just wait.

Hilarious animated picture: I can’t wait for a long time, look, I only need one bite and it’s all over

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A hilarious classic cell phone joke. A woman was repairing her cell phone. The repairman looked at it and said, "This cell phone is so broken. It's not cost-effective to repair it. Let's get a new one." - DayDayNews

A hilarious classic cell phone joke. A woman was repairing her cell phone. The repairman looked at it and said, "This cell phone is so broken. It's not cost-effective to repair it. Let's get a new one."

Hilarious classic mobile phone funny jokes, embarrassing lovelorn funny jokes

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1. A hilarious classic wife joke. After a quarrel with the wife, the wife went to boil water in a muffled voice. After a while, I felt very thirsty and wanted to ask her if the water was boiled, so I casually said: "You haven't gone away yet?!" After hearing this, my wife ran awa - DayDayNews

1. A hilarious classic wife joke. After a quarrel with the wife, the wife went to boil water in a muffled voice. After a while, I felt very thirsty and wanted to ask her if the water was boiled, so I casually said: "You haven't gone away yet?!" After hearing this, my wife ran awa

Hilarious classic funny jokes about wives, classic funny jokes about embarrassing female classmates

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