1. Embarrassing classic funny jokes, people either have a temper like chili peppers. Or layered like cabbage. Or be as thoughtful as lotus root. But I can't do it! I'm like a telegraph pole, straight! The essence of online social networking is not communication, but showing off,

1. Embarrassing things, classic funny jokes, people, either have a temper like a pepper. Or layered like cabbage. Or be as thoughtful as lotus root. But I can't do it! I'm like a telegraph pole, straight! The essence of online social networking is not communication, but showing off, including but not limited to status, wealth, knowledge, IQ, appearance, taste, etc. Occasionally there will be communication, but communication is also to make the other party understand the content of the show more deeply.

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more funny jokes. After entering the post bar, you will know: "Old Wang" does not necessarily have the surname Wang; "Shuangshuang" does not necessarily have the word "Shuang" in the name; "Xiao Ming" does not necessarily have to be called Xiao Ming. "Cucumber" is not just a kind of fruit and vegetable; " fungus " is not just an ingredient; "needle" is not just used for sewing. "Medicine" is not medicine, "wood" is not wood, "boyfriend" is not necessarily a man, and sometimes "girlfriend" is not a person...

3. Classic emotional, funny, embarrassing and cold jokes. How stupid can people nowadays be? You can trust your personality to the zodiac signs, your efforts to chicken soup, your emotions to Mercury retrograde, and your fortune to koi fish. Then he lit a cigarette and said lightly that he had heard many truths since he was a child, but he still had a difficult life.

4. I was watching a TV series and I asked my girlfriend: "Do you like such a male protagonist?" She shook her head and said: "No." I was puzzled: "He is so handsome, why don't you like it?" She sneered and said, "Do you think I can get along with you? Do you think the criterion for liking someone is their appearance?"

5. When someone asks you to do something embarrassing, please just answer "inconvenient". If you don't know what's going on, you may still ask "Why is it inconvenient?" and the answer is "It's just inconvenient." I was still ignorant and asked, "Why is it inconvenient?" and the answer was, "Your request makes people unable to poop, and it is inconvenient."

6. Don’t play with your mobile phone all the time in class. The teacher will confiscate it. After all, he can’t afford it. The female student on duty had just mopped the classroom floor clean when she was trampled on by the boys who came back from playing football. When the class teacher saw it, he angrily said: "My female classmates have just finished taking off their clothes, and they are ruined by you guys!"

7. The hot girl called a taxi. Opponent: Miss, what will you wear later? Hot Girl: Red Miniskirt! Opponent: Where are you going? Hot girl: It’s up to the thighs! One morning, a gentleman was fishing by the lake. He waited and waited, but the fish just wouldn't take the bait. In the afternoon, he felt a little hungry, so he went to a nearby restaurant to eat. Mr.: "What do you have to eat here?" Waiter: "There are sweet and sour fish , braised fish , dry fried fish, steamed fish, and..." The gentleman said to himself: "No wonder there are no fish in the lake!"

8. When I bought a pack of cigarettes after get off work, the boss's daughter was looking at the store with a change of 65. Then she silently picked up 6 coins plus a 10 yuan and a 5 yuan note, and gave them to me, 6, 10, 5. . . Are you so good at business? Is your mother doing this?