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This car probably can't get out of such a deep pit. Child: Why are his clothes separated? I want to put them together! The beauty twisted up in the elevator on a whim. Who can withstand this? - DayDayNews funny

This car probably can't get out of such a deep pit. Child: Why are his clothes separated? I want to put them together! The beauty twisted up in the elevator on a whim. Who can withstand this?

A moment of relaxation: Child: Why are his clothes separated? I want to put them together
DayDayNews 05/18 1125
1. I took my six-year-old niece to take the bus. A young man took the initiative to give up his seat to her. The young niece decisively rejected him, and then sat on the young man and asked, "Do you have a girlfriend?" The young man was stunned and said, "No!" The young niece gla - DayDayNews funny

1. I took my six-year-old niece to take the bus. A young man took the initiative to give up his seat to her. The young niece decisively rejected him, and then sat on the young man and asked, "Do you have a girlfriend?" The young man was stunned and said, "No!" The young niece gla

Funny joke: Auntie, what do you think of him? Do you mind waiting for me for ten years
DayDayNews 05/18 1261
Wang Xingren: Look at me, who doesn’t have a cute side? Good guy, here is cheating skills. Girl, since you have changed so many clothes, can you change a car? - DayDayNews funny

Wang Xingren: Look at me, who doesn’t have a cute side? Good guy, here is cheating skills. Girl, since you have changed so many clothes, can you change a car?

A moment of relaxation: Girl, since you have changed so many clothes, can you change a car?
DayDayNews 05/18 1921
How much does this extra cost? Dogzi: You have to be a dog. Brother, your invention is quite powerful, but it’s a bit slow. Can you get on the road? Did you discover some golden treasure? It’s not gold. - DayDayNews funny

How much does this extra cost? Dogzi: You have to be a dog. Brother, your invention is quite powerful, but it’s a bit slow. Can you get on the road? Did you discover some golden treasure? It’s not gold.

A moment of ease: Brother, your invention is quite powerful, it’s just a bit slow. Can you get on the road?
DayDayNews 05/18 1119
I am here to play scripts or take the postgraduate entrance examination. Some people consume rationally, some people consume emotionally, some people consume impulsively, and I am a Brownian sports-oriented consumer. Specifically, I often spend on shopping websites without rules - DayDayNews funny

I am here to play scripts or take the postgraduate entrance examination. Some people consume rationally, some people consume emotionally, some people consume impulsively, and I am a Brownian sports-oriented consumer. Specifically, I often spend on shopping websites without rules

Am I here to play scripts or take the postgraduate entrance examination | Cold jokes 2307 & Last year Today 1949
DayDayNews 05/18 1338
He is a senior student of the 1998th Advanced Study Class of Wanniba Literature Research Institute, a doctoral degree in Contemporary Xiaohaha, and is studying for a doctorate in literature. He is planning to develop a membership in 2022. - DayDayNews funny

He is a senior student of the 1998th Advanced Study Class of Wanniba Literature Research Institute, a doctoral degree in Contemporary Xiaohaha, and is studying for a doctorate in literature. He is planning to develop a membership in 2022.

I wrote three poems imitating shit and urine. I wonder if I can be qualified to join a writers association
DayDayNews 05/18 1129
After drinking too much, I rode my own "motorcycle" on the side of the road and went home. Fortunately, you were just riding. If you want to move the trash can home, I really think you are awesome. The young man is a charming talent. - DayDayNews funny

After drinking too much, I rode my own "motorcycle" on the side of the road and went home. Fortunately, you were just riding. If you want to move the trash can home, I really think you are awesome. The young man is a charming talent.

What did I bring back after drinking too much? I just want to know how my elder brother moved back?
DayDayNews 05/18 1112
Will the sound calculator you use now still be used? Is there any copywriting that looks like a brain-sick? There is a question that has bothered me for two hundred years. Does anyone know why the background of the news broadcast requires so much TV? Now that you are not educated - DayDayNews funny

Will the sound calculator you use now still be used? Is there any copywriting that looks like a brain-sick? There is a question that has bothered me for two hundred years. Does anyone know why the background of the news broadcast requires so much TV? Now that you are not educated

God’s reply: Although Cao County is very famous, what is its real standard of living? Today's comment tells you
DayDayNews 05/18 1062
It is best to change the automatic reply, otherwise this situation is likely to occur: a classmate snores while sleeping and starts the mic... When the teacher was broadcasting online classes, his child was playing games and recording it. Hahahahahaha what is this B? - DayDayNews funny

It is best to change the automatic reply, otherwise this situation is likely to occur: a classmate snores while sleeping and starts the mic... When the teacher was broadcasting online classes, his child was playing games and recording it. Hahahahahaha what is this B?

"The large online course live broadcast crash site! Teacher, please listen to my explanation???"
DayDayNews 05/17 1639
Only by approaching death infinitely can you understand the true meaning of life! Slaughter: Actually, this thing. The formal way of playing is floating on the water. Slacker: If you don’t even pretend to be dead. - DayDayNews funny

Only by approaching death infinitely can you understand the true meaning of life! Slaughter: Actually, this thing. The formal way of playing is floating on the water. Slacker: If you don’t even pretend to be dead.

A smile every day: Only by infinitely approaching death can we understand the true meaning of life
DayDayNews 05/17 1972
To be honest, this situation should not be found. If there is no iced watermelon today, don’t want me to go out. The difference between men and women wearing masks, I smiled after seeing it. It was so real, hahahahaha. - DayDayNews funny

To be honest, this situation should not be found. If there is no iced watermelon today, don’t want me to go out. The difference between men and women wearing masks, I smiled after seeing it. It was so real, hahahahaha.

The difference between men and women wearing masks. I smiled after seeing it. It was so real, hahahahahaha
DayDayNews 05/17 1312
What exactly is this car friend knows? Is it not scary to wear the same clothes, who is ugly, who is embarrassed? The young man looks like a little courage. Life is like a drama. The key is that I have finished eating it. It doesn’t even eat it. This is what you call A4 waist. In - DayDayNews funny

What exactly is this car friend knows? Is it not scary to wear the same clothes, who is ugly, who is embarrassed? The young man looks like a little courage. Life is like a drama. The key is that I have finished eating it. It doesn’t even eat it. This is what you call A4 waist. In

My dad said he was once a rich second generation, and I didn't believe it until he took out his wedding photo, haha
DayDayNews 05/17 1800
We were preparing to check in together in the morning. Suddenly I found: "Xiaoguo's father, my health code has become a yellow code." Xiaoguo's father woke up in a daze and opened it and saw: "I'm also a yellow code." I: "That's bad. Can't Xiaoguo go to kindergarten? I sent a mes - DayDayNews funny

We were preparing to check in together in the morning. Suddenly I found: "Xiaoguo's father, my health code has become a yellow code." Xiaoguo's father woke up in a daze and opened it and saw: "I'm also a yellow code." I: "That's bad. Can't Xiaoguo go to kindergarten? I sent a mes

A series of conversations arises because of the yellow code of health code
DayDayNews 05/17 1495
Take a photo and the skin is unfolded. Can I get no exam to get a junior college degree without taking the Nobel Prize? How did Japanese books be reviewed? They asked me to have a meal, what kind of dish is this? - DayDayNews funny

Take a photo and the skin is unfolded. Can I get no exam to get a junior college degree without taking the Nobel Prize? How did Japanese books be reviewed? They asked me to have a meal, what kind of dish is this?

The photographers in Wanwan are good at shooting
DayDayNews 05/17 1756
Today's funny pictures are here. If you feel that one or more pictures bring you joy, please follow me. Share funny pictures every day to give you joy 01 I don't want to wash before washing 02 I don't want to come out when washing 02 money is indeed the best 03 I feel like workin - DayDayNews funny

Today's funny pictures are here. If you feel that one or more pictures bring you joy, please follow me. Share funny pictures every day to give you joy 01 I don't want to wash before washing 02 I don't want to come out when washing 02 money is indeed the best 03 I feel like workin

The ability to make money is indeed the best (those funny pictures that make people laugh so hard that their stomachache)
DayDayNews 05/17 1080

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