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Lion: Boy, look where you are going. We are not allowed to set off firecrackers this Spring Festival. Girl, don’t take selfies with random hair in the bedroom from now on, it will be very embarrassing if everyone sees you! - DayDayNews funny

Lion: Boy, look where you are going. We are not allowed to set off firecrackers this Spring Festival. Girl, don’t take selfies with random hair in the bedroom from now on, it will be very embarrassing if everyone sees you!

Girl, don’t take selfies with random hair in the bedroom from now on, it will be very embarrassing if everyone sees it!
DayDayNews 10/26 1822
At the company's annual meeting, my boss presented me with the Best Employee Award. After praising me, he said I could make a request. Looking at the finance girl sitting at the first table, whom he had a crush on for a long time, he mustered up the courage to tell the boss: I li - DayDayNews funny

At the company's annual meeting, my boss presented me with the Best Employee Award. After praising me, he said I could make a request. Looking at the finance girl sitting at the first table, whom he had a crush on for a long time, he mustered up the courage to tell the boss: I li

Funny joke: At the company’s annual meeting, my boss presented me with the Best Outstanding Employee Award.
DayDayNews 10/26 1278
"Shipan" In modern Chinese, being tired from work is called "tired", but in Huaiqing dialect it is called "Shipan". "Shipan" is also a representative dialect word with strong Huaiqing regional characteristics and is also used frequently. "Shi" in modern Chinese has the basic mean - DayDayNews funny

"Shipan" In modern Chinese, being tired from work is called "tired", but in Huaiqing dialect it is called "Shipan". "Shipan" is also a representative dialect word with strong Huaiqing regional characteristics and is also used frequently. "Shi" in modern Chinese has the basic mean

An interesting talk about Huaiqing dialect (Part 250) "To panic"
DayDayNews 10/26 1249
Why is that person next to me always there? Why doesn't he leave? I can't even run away. It tastes delicious even through the screen. You see, I moved a little bit. Look, you are timid, but I didn’t do anything. - DayDayNews funny

Why is that person next to me always there? Why doesn't he leave? I can't even run away. It tastes delicious even through the screen. You see, I moved a little bit. Look, you are timid, but I didn’t do anything.

GIF animation: Why is that person next to me always there? Why doesn’t he leave yet? I can’t even run away even if I want to.
DayDayNews 10/26 1096
These days, it can be said that kittens are all very talented but they can’t survive in the cat world. After the owner of this 2-year-old kitten adopted it home, he found that the food bucket in his home was always opened for no reason. Later, he discovered that their kitten coul - DayDayNews funny

These days, it can be said that kittens are all very talented but they can’t survive in the cat world. After the owner of this 2-year-old kitten adopted it home, he found that the food bucket in his home was always opened for no reason. Later, he discovered that their kitten coul

The cat unscrewed the cat food bucket with one paw, and netizens asked: This cat made pancakes in its last life?
DayDayNews 10/25 1603
I asked several stores and they all said there are no toilets. Banli couldn't hold it anymore, so she rushed into a store and asked, "Does your home have a toilet?" Banli shouted at me, "Bangtao, there is a toilet here! Eat here! Here, Ollie, do it, brothers!" - DayDayNews funny

I asked several stores and they all said there are no toilets. Banli couldn't hold it anymore, so she rushed into a store and asked, "Does your home have a toilet?" Banli shouted at me, "Bangtao, there is a toilet here! Eat here! Here, Ollie, do it, brothers!"

Delivering almonds and promising to deliver Ding Mao?
DayDayNews 10/25 1453
Boyfriend: Why do you wear clothes with such good character? Books emit the light of knowledge. I can't get in, no matter how hard I try, I can't get in. It's impossible. How can there be another person as perfect as me? - DayDayNews funny

Boyfriend: Why do you wear clothes with such good character? Books emit the light of knowledge. I can't get in, no matter how hard I try, I can't get in. It's impossible. How can there be another person as perfect as me?

"What is the thing that can make a man addicted as soon as he touches it?" The divine comment is too connotative! Ha ha
DayDayNews 10/25 1040
1. What is the correct way to use watermelon rind? 2. How should I greet someone I meet on the plane? ? 3. What do I mean? 4. A lot changed 10 years ago. 5. Being an e-commerce company is such a luxury. The air conditioner is 16C every day. 6. It feels like it came on all at once - DayDayNews funny

1. What is the correct way to use watermelon rind? 2. How should I greet someone I meet on the plane? ? 3. What do I mean? 4. A lot changed 10 years ago. 5. Being an e-commerce company is such a luxury. The air conditioner is 16C every day. 6. It feels like it came on all at once

[Reply from the God of Salt] Is there any other correct way to use the peel of watermelon?
DayDayNews 10/25 1370
It's too narrow. Is there any way to make it wider? I don't dare to use too much force for fear of splitting. 20. Why do the older generation like to put glass on the table? Like and follow to avoid getting lost, and the daily updates will keep you entertained. - DayDayNews funny

It's too narrow. Is there any way to make it wider? I don't dare to use too much force for fear of splitting. 20. Why do the older generation like to put glass on the table? Like and follow to avoid getting lost, and the daily updates will keep you entertained.

[Salt God’s Reply] What a fulfilling holiday
DayDayNews 10/25 1489
1. What is this door used for? 2. Don’t you know how to cook? 3. Leader, I took some foreigners to eat Western food. After eating, the foreigners were stunned and didn’t agree to sign the order. 4. What a hatred. 5. Asking for explanation: Can you friends give me the second line? - DayDayNews funny

1. What is this door used for? 2. Don’t you know how to cook? 3. Leader, I took some foreigners to eat Western food. After eating, the foreigners were stunned and didn’t agree to sign the order. 4. What a hatred. 5. Asking for explanation: Can you friends give me the second line?

[Salt Chosen God’s Reply] What is this door used for?
DayDayNews 10/25 1808
1. Girl, you are so timid! If you dare to play with your boyfriend like this, I will give you a good beating. 2. Beauty, is that okay? You do farm work very neatly. Not bad. 3. Girl, how long has it been since you washed your feet? I felt like vomiting just from smelling it. 4. I - DayDayNews funny

1. Girl, you are so timid! If you dare to play with your boyfriend like this, I will give you a good beating. 2. Beauty, is that okay? You do farm work very neatly. Not bad. 3. Girl, how long has it been since you washed your feet? I felt like vomiting just from smelling it. 4. I

What a beauty! Please take a closer look at what these words mean! So embarrassing
DayDayNews 10/25 1146
Embarrassing classic girls’ funny jokes. There were a lot of people after get off work today, and I was walking in a hurry. I accidentally bumped into a girl, and she looked at me angrily. - DayDayNews funny

Embarrassing classic girls’ funny jokes. There were a lot of people after get off work today, and I was walking in a hurry. I accidentally bumped into a girl, and she looked at me angrily.

Embarrassing classic girls funny jokes, hilarious classic quarrel funny jokes
DayDayNews 10/25 1978
Classic girl confession funny joke, the girl finally mustered up the courage to confess her love to the boy, and shyly asked the boy: "Do you like me?" The girl was heartbroken and turned to leave. Embarrassing parties are full of hilarious classic bad jokes. At company gathering - DayDayNews funny

Classic girl confession funny joke, the girl finally mustered up the courage to confess her love to the boy, and shyly asked the boy: "Do you like me?" The girl was heartbroken and turned to leave. Embarrassing parties are full of hilarious classic bad jokes. At company gathering

Classic funny jokes about girls confessing their love, hilarious classic funny jokes about embarrassing parties
DayDayNews 10/25 1295
Do you think I can emo? I have been eating Xizhilang for several years, and my heart has long been in outer space. I'm emo because the king keeps losing and I can't keep the people I like. The sequelae is that I lose interest in the world for a long time. - DayDayNews funny

Do you think I can emo? I have been eating Xizhilang for several years, and my heart has long been in outer space. I'm emo because the king keeps losing and I can't keep the people I like. The sequelae is that I lose interest in the world for a long time.

The reason for the breakup in dad’s eyes, hahaha, good guy, this analysis is really awesome!
DayDayNews 10/25 1572
Although that classmate is only in the third grade of elementary school, he likes to play "King of Pesticide" very much. Even when writing a weekly diary, you must use all the names in the game. - DayDayNews funny

Although that classmate is only in the third grade of elementary school, he likes to play "King of Pesticide" very much. Even when writing a weekly diary, you must use all the names in the game.

After reading the "funny" composition of an elementary school student, the parents were ashamed and the teacher collapsed in the office laughing after reading it.
DayDayNews 10/25 1940

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  • 1. Hilarious and funny jokes in meetings. When signing in for a meeting, there was a pretty girl in front of me. The manager looked at her and said: She is so beautiful, why are her words written like this? When I saw that her handwriting was as ugly as mine, I felt reassured. Th - DayDayNews 1. Hilarious and funny jokes in meetings. When signing in for a meeting, there was a pretty girl in front of me. The manager looked at her and said: She is so beautiful, why are her words written like this? When I saw that her handwriting was as ugly as mine, I felt reassured. Th 10/18 1336
  • 1. If this is really the case, the originally beautiful mood will instantly deteriorate. 2. High temperature can be sterilized. This is not a big problem. 3. I don’t know if it’s good or not, but it just feels like a waste of money. 4. I didn’t say anything to lend you. It can be - DayDayNews 1. If this is really the case, the originally beautiful mood will instantly deteriorate. 2. High temperature can be sterilized. This is not a big problem. 3. I don’t know if it’s good or not, but it just feels like a waste of money. 4. I didn’t say anything to lend you. It can be 10/13 1747
  • Will the rich people find it ridiculous to see the 200,000 yuan bride price quarrel online? 21. After finishing the Mulan poem in junior high school, I have always had a question, how did Mulan hide her identity as a woman and was discovered by her companions. Today I reread this - DayDayNews Will the rich people find it ridiculous to see the 200,000 yuan bride price quarrel online? 21. After finishing the Mulan poem in junior high school, I have always had a question, how did Mulan hide her identity as a woman and was discovered by her companions. Today I reread this 10/15 1483
  • 1. The flight attendant advised the passengers to wear seat belts. "The last time the plane made an emergency landing, those who didn't wear seat belts were all bruised from the fall." Asked: "What about the ones who wore seat belts?" The answer: "It's okay, they are all sitting - DayDayNews 1. The flight attendant advised the passengers to wear seat belts. "The last time the plane made an emergency landing, those who didn't wear seat belts were all bruised from the fall." Asked: "What about the ones who wore seat belts?" The answer: "It's okay, they are all sitting 10/14 1340
  • At this time, my best friend called me and expressed her gratitude and said: It would be great if your boyfriend connected me with a wire and light. Without a man, I really wouldn’t be able to do this job. - DayDayNews At this time, my best friend called me and expressed her gratitude and said: It would be great if your boyfriend connected me with a wire and light. Without a man, I really wouldn’t be able to do this job. 10/18 1712
  • The third one: I secretly reported it to the police. Looking at male characters from the perspective of male lips, what shape do you have? Is it illegal to kill a Japanese in China? 21. Li Tong: Let’s get to know each other again, I am your little mother. - DayDayNews The third one: I secretly reported it to the police. Looking at male characters from the perspective of male lips, what shape do you have? Is it illegal to kill a Japanese in China? 21. Li Tong: Let’s get to know each other again, I am your little mother. 10/19 1329
  • Please help me become an internet celebrity. The master replied: Calabash baby, it’s time to unite and save grandpa. Can you turn me into an anime character? The master replied: Is it like this? - DayDayNews Please help me become an internet celebrity. The master replied: Calabash baby, it’s time to unite and save grandpa. Can you turn me into an anime character? The master replied: Is it like this? 10/15 1651
  • I recently came across a short video on Douyin, which really amused me. But her husband was standing in front of the bed holding a piece of meat. It turned out that the husband didn’t know how to cut this piece of meat, so he had to carry it to the bed and ask his wife for advice - DayDayNews I recently came across a short video on Douyin, which really amused me. But her husband was standing in front of the bed holding a piece of meat. It turned out that the husband didn’t know how to cut this piece of meat, so he had to carry it to the bed and ask his wife for advice 10/16 1856
  • I'd better keep my stomach open for dinner. 14. Why do boys cheer when girls wear skirts and reveal a little underwear at school, but girls don’t cheer when they go swimming? Like and follow to not get lost, and daily updates will keep you entertained. - DayDayNews I'd better keep my stomach open for dinner. 14. Why do boys cheer when girls wear skirts and reveal a little underwear at school, but girls don’t cheer when they go swimming? Like and follow to not get lost, and daily updates will keep you entertained. 10/15 1343

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  • Since my daughter-in-law became pregnant, she does this every time she blows her hair. It’s so silly! This is simply a childhood memory. I miss the time when I sat in front of the TV and watched Princess Huanzhu. - DayDayNews Since my daughter-in-law became pregnant, she does this every time she blows her hair. It’s so silly! This is simply a childhood memory. I miss the time when I sat in front of the TV and watched Princess Huanzhu. 10/14 1032
  • It's a pleasure to work with you, and we can start eating meat again today. The stray cat has come to thank you with a gift. Work makes me happy. This was not enough points, so each person was given one. Make sure you bring me food. - DayDayNews It's a pleasure to work with you, and we can start eating meat again today. The stray cat has come to thank you with a gift. Work makes me happy. This was not enough points, so each person was given one. Make sure you bring me food. 10/13 1045
  • Sometimes, a person who others say "suddenly becomes cold and selfish" may just awaken his self-awareness and start to love himself. It’s the end of 2022. During this year, many people have had disputes and conflicts, large and small, with me. I sincerely request these people to - DayDayNews Sometimes, a person who others say "suddenly becomes cold and selfish" may just awaken his self-awareness and start to love himself. It’s the end of 2022. During this year, many people have had disputes and conflicts, large and small, with me. I sincerely request these people to 10/18 1956
  • 1. Without two smoke bombs, I would not dare to pass by here. 2. The family named Liu wrote the first couplet: "Liu Bang, Liu Bei, and Andy Lau", and other families responded domineeringly to the second couplet! 3. The shoes my mother mended for me, my classmates said they were v - DayDayNews 1. Without two smoke bombs, I would not dare to pass by here. 2. The family named Liu wrote the first couplet: "Liu Bang, Liu Bei, and Andy Lau", and other families responded domineeringly to the second couplet! 3. The shoes my mother mended for me, my classmates said they were v 10/19 1265
  • Readers who like novels should not miss it. It will make your friends addicted and exhilarating every minute. It is definitely worth a read. Book 1: Introduction: A man who doesn’t even dare to kill a chicken, a man who doesn’t dare to speak when his girlfriend is snatched away. - DayDayNews Readers who like novels should not miss it. It will make your friends addicted and exhilarating every minute. It is definitely worth a read. Book 1: Introduction: A man who doesn’t even dare to kill a chicken, a man who doesn’t dare to speak when his girlfriend is snatched away. 10/13 1153
  • Because there are more people in the sun recently, more colleagues are resting at home, and I have a lot of work and I am a bit lazy. I originally thought about recording the stories I have to tell about clothing and I stopped, and I will continue to record today. I am not good a - DayDayNews Because there are more people in the sun recently, more colleagues are resting at home, and I have a lot of work and I am a bit lazy. I originally thought about recording the stories I have to tell about clothing and I stopped, and I will continue to record today. I am not good a 10/20 1437
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