Inexplicable fate 1
As a western cowboy, I am a cowboy. Don't ask me why I don't use a gun, because my head is better than a gun. Leave a big gap. This is the shadow of my past. Just imagine that when you are having fun, there is a face looking at you from over there and asking: "Brother, do you hav
Why is there such a big gap under the toilet partition? The comments made me laugh, hahaha
One day, I was chatting with a colleague. The colleague talked about one of his neighbors, a lady in her forties, very strange. She often came to her colleagues' houses to borrow things. At first, it was occasionally, soy sauce, salt, onions, ginger, garlic [courgette] and other
Weird neighbors can lend you all kinds of things. The key is to come at any time. "The only thing I need to borrow is my husband."
Nowadays, people have less and less time to meet and communicate because of work and family. They usually check how other people are living through their circle of friends. When we first add someone as a friend, we also habitually check the other person’s circle of friends to see
These people’s friend circles are like a joke
Today is a good day. I bumped into a handsome guy in the lobby on the first floor when I got to work in the morning. Not only did we not argue, we even chatted for ten minutes while you laughed and laughed. If it weren't for the fear of being late for work, I would have chatted w
The author of the short novel "I Bought": Shuimu Yuntian
Text/Chu Mo Qingyi ‖ Exclusively published by Toutiao Today Jiang Shudao has found a girlfriend named Li Jiandan. The reason why the two are together is due to two words, coincidence. What a coincidence, neither sooner nor later, the two of them happened to bump into each other o
"Micro Novel" Funny Love
Girl, if you are so tall and still wear high heels, can you find a boyfriend? Girl, if you don’t walk on the spacious road next to you, you have to climb over the wall. Isn’t this asking for abuse?
Girls, be careful about your appearance on the subway. Your highlights are exposed when you bend over. It’s so embarrassing.
1. Me: Brother, what are you looking for? Him: Stop talking, it will interrupt my train of thought. Don’t you know that people are most afraid of being disturbed when they are looking for something? It made me forget what I was looking for. Some people are so short-handed that th
Wise words are like bricks, just for challenging people
On this day, Dagang came to work at the company. Before he sat down, his colleague Ayong exclaimed: "What's wrong with your face?" It turned out that Dagang had two eye-catching scratches on the left side of his face. Ayong whispered: "My sister-in-law must have caught her." Daga
The World of Humor: A Foodie’s Promise
Xiao Wang is a shrewd and stingy young man. He has had girlfriends one after another, but they all broke up because of his "stinginess". On this day, Xiao Wang was introduced to a girl he liked by a friend, and they made an appointment to have dinner and drink coffee together, an
The world of humor: one person and half
Dalong is an electrician at Lianhua Community Property. On this day, the property management company received a notice that the superior leaders would come to inspect the property the next day. The manager asked everyone to inspect the areas they were responsible for. Dalong secr
Humorous world: voice-activated lights
Recently, Lao Zhang fell in love with playing mahjong and went to the chess and card room every day. His son Xiao Zhang was puzzled: "Dad, you used to strongly oppose us playing mahjong, how come you are obsessed with it now?"
Humor World: Let him go
On weekends, Dahua drove his wife to Jinshanzui fishing village in the suburbs of Shanghai to taste seafood. Before leaving, he deliberately turned on the navigation on his mobile phone. Unexpectedly, he was a novice. At a three-way intersection, the navigation was a few beats sl
The world of humor: not taking the usual path
What kind of roads are there in your city? Look at the picture below and you will understand something. The so-called art means that people cannot understand it. I didn't notice it at first, but now the more I look at it, the more wrong it becomes.
Hilarious comment: I wonder why the van is not black?
When an old colleague resigned, everyone was very sad. She said: "For four years, every day from 9 am to 6 pm, we sat together for more than ten hours, not counting overtime. If we subtract the traffic time on the road and sleeping time at night, my husband and I were together. H
Happy joke: An old colleague resigned, and everyone was very sad