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I don’t have money to comfort me, it’s cold. I searched through the boxes and cabinets for clothes, but I still had no clothes to wear. I’m short of them. The key is that many places cannot be visited. If you can go, there may be a king bomb and you have to be isolated. - DayDayNews funny

I don’t have money to comfort me, it’s cold. I searched through the boxes and cabinets for clothes, but I still had no clothes to wear. I’m short of them. The key is that many places cannot be visited. If you can go, there may be a king bomb and you have to be isolated.

Humorous and happy sentences on National Day
DayDayNews 04/12 1288
The object of my crush, after the goddess in my heart was dumped by the rich and handsome man, was equivalent to picking up a vacancy for me, and it could be regarded as a girl from Lin falling from the sky, becoming a glorious buyer overnight. Moreover, she vowed to confess to m - DayDayNews funny

The object of my crush, after the goddess in my heart was dumped by the rich and handsome man, was equivalent to picking up a vacancy for me, and it could be regarded as a girl from Lin falling from the sky, becoming a glorious buyer overnight. Moreover, she vowed to confess to m

The author of the short novel "It's Too Surprised": Shuimu Yuntian
DayDayNews 04/12 1080
I just got the demolition payment and couldn't accept it for a while. Girl, you may not realize the seriousness of the problem. Dog: This year's owner is becoming more and more perfunctory with such long hair. Who doesn't envy me? I have to say that you are really a brave man. Ho - DayDayNews funny

I just got the demolition payment and couldn't accept it for a while. Girl, you may not realize the seriousness of the problem. Dog: This year's owner is becoming more and more perfunctory with such long hair. Who doesn't envy me? I have to say that you are really a brave man. Ho

Look, her name is really scary. Even if Sun Wukong meets it, he has to take two steps back.
DayDayNews 04/12 1766
After a few days, Yang Yang went home happily to report the good news and said, "Today I picked up a bag on the road, which contained a lot of money. I handed it over to the police uncle, who praised me as a good boy like Lei Feng." - DayDayNews funny

After a few days, Yang Yang went home happily to report the good news and said, "Today I picked up a bag on the road, which contained a lot of money. I handed it over to the police uncle, who praised me as a good boy like Lei Feng."

A smile every day | It's hard to die of a baby
DayDayNews 04/12 1894
The Lantern Festival has passed, I believe everyone has guessed many riddles. 315 is a day to fight against counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddle, please correct me. Search the riddles on the Internet: "Walk in - DayDayNews funny

The Lantern Festival has passed, I believe everyone has guessed many riddles. 315 is a day to fight against counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddle, please correct me. Search the riddles on the Internet: "Walk in

Funny riddles: walking in the ditch, shaking in the ditch, without feet, hands and hairless (beating an animal)
DayDayNews 04/11 1436
The Lantern Festival has passed, I believe everyone has guessed many riddles. 315 is a day to fight against counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddle, please correct me. Searching the riddle online for "looks like a - DayDayNews funny

The Lantern Festival has passed, I believe everyone has guessed many riddles. 315 is a day to fight against counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddle, please correct me. Searching the riddle online for "looks like a

Funny riddle: Looks like a cat, but you are afraid of mice if you don’t catch mice (beat an animal)
DayDayNews 04/11 1725
The general manager smiled: "It is useless to wear a short skirt. We require leg length: 1.9% off, 1.18% off, 1.27% off, 1.36% off, 1.45% off, 1.54% off, 1.5% off! Let me tell you the truth, there will be basically no one if the length of legs exceeds 1.3 meters." - DayDayNews funny

The general manager smiled: "It is useless to wear a short skirt. We require leg length: 1.9% off, 1.18% off, 1.27% off, 1.36% off, 1.45% off, 1.54% off, 1.5% off! Let me tell you the truth, there will be basically no one if the length of legs exceeds 1.3 meters."

100 funny jokes and jokes (12)
DayDayNews 04/11 1103
This big car turned out to be so troublesome, and there seemed to be a man and a dog watching it. Is this boss a big loss? This guy is so lucky that he actually gave him enough. - DayDayNews funny

This big car turned out to be so troublesome, and there seemed to be a man and a dog watching it. Is this boss a big loss? This guy is so lucky that he actually gave him enough.

A moment of ease: This big car turned out to be so troublesome, and there seemed to be a man and a dog watching it.
DayDayNews 04/11 1931
Good guy, you two have been working for at least one month’s salary! You have to compete with you today, otherwise you will feel sorry for it. If I go to shoot these things, can I get rich? - DayDayNews funny

Good guy, you two have been working for at least one month’s salary! You have to compete with you today, otherwise you will feel sorry for it. If I go to shoot these things, can I get rich?

A moment of relaxation: Good guy, you two have been in vain for at least one month's salary
DayDayNews 04/11 1644
Brothers, you were so scared that you saw the bridesmaids. What are you here for? Have you forgotten? After a lot of hardships, I finally arrived at the moon. Go out and take a look. It’s over. Why is the door closed? What about my keys... - DayDayNews funny

Brothers, you were so scared that you saw the bridesmaids. What are you here for? Have you forgotten? After a lot of hardships, I finally arrived at the moon. Go out and take a look. It’s over. Why is the door closed? What about my keys...

A moment of relaxation: Brothers, you guys are so scared to the bridesmaids, why did you forget this?
DayDayNews 04/11 1627
I have a little donkey, which I never ride. One day I have a whim to carry it to the market. No matter what difficulties everyone encounters, it will always be successful if you persevere! Erha: I'm so scared, will he eat me... The ups and downs of life are so exciting, hahahaha. - DayDayNews funny

I have a little donkey, which I never ride. One day I have a whim to carry it to the market. No matter what difficulties everyone encounters, it will always be successful if you persevere! Erha: I'm so scared, will he eat me... The ups and downs of life are so exciting, hahahaha.

The ups and downs of life are so exciting, hahahaha
DayDayNews 04/11 1044
The package is too tight. I guess your mother can't recognize you even when she comes over you. The kids are so cute, they are not as tall as toys. I laughed, took away the tires and gave them one more. - DayDayNews funny

The package is too tight. I guess your mother can't recognize you even when she comes over you. The kids are so cute, they are not as tall as toys. I laughed, took away the tires and gave them one more.

It is said that you don’t have a sunroof to buy a car. You see, it’s still useful now, hahahahahahaha
DayDayNews 04/11 1422
Now even the Great Sage has to worry about the mortgage loan! You must not open a bottle of champagne to celebrate! It was obvious that my grandfather was raised by him. Haha, everyone said that netizens are omnipotent. Can you do it? Don’t show Chinese Kung Fu everywhere. Now fo - DayDayNews funny

Now even the Great Sage has to worry about the mortgage loan! You must not open a bottle of champagne to celebrate! It was obvious that my grandfather was raised by him. Haha, everyone said that netizens are omnipotent. Can you do it? Don’t show Chinese Kung Fu everywhere. Now fo

Today, there is a fish that is not good at water and has not received timely assistance after entering the water, causing drowning
DayDayNews 04/11 1259
Now, some girls should have been spoiled and grown up since childhood, so she has a sense of arrogance and narcissism that others don’t have~ I actually asked the question of whether to choose her or choose 10 million? It seems that I have never experienced the beating of society - DayDayNews funny

Now, some girls should have been spoiled and grown up since childhood, so she has a sense of arrogance and narcissism that others don’t have~ I actually asked the question of whether to choose her or choose 10 million? It seems that I have never experienced the beating of society

Some girls have been spoiled since childhood, so she is so arrogant and narcissistic
DayDayNews 04/11 1008
There are still many single dogs in life now. Generally, single dogs are quite curious about the lives of married people. Just like the netizen below, he actually asked such a question online, hahaha~ Since you want to know so much, you can actually get married and find a wife to - DayDayNews funny

There are still many single dogs in life now. Generally, single dogs are quite curious about the lives of married people. Just like the netizen below, he actually asked such a question online, hahaha~ Since you want to know so much, you can actually get married and find a wife to

It turns out that single dogs are so curious about the life of married people, they are actually asking such questions
DayDayNews 04/11 1288

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  • Unexpectedly, why is there a wooden sign here? Look at me, I float on the water when I am all wet. I will give you a variety of golf balls. Fortunately, I didn’t make any mistakes. I didn’t pull me with the car. I didn’t take it away. It was fine when I didn’t take it away. How c - DayDayNews Unexpectedly, why is there a wooden sign here? Look at me, I float on the water when I am all wet. I will give you a variety of golf balls. Fortunately, I didn’t make any mistakes. I didn’t pull me with the car. I didn’t take it away. It was fine when I didn’t take it away. How c 03/14 1447
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