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Lion: Boy, look where you are going. We are not allowed to set off firecrackers this Spring Festival. Girl, don’t take selfies with random hair in the bedroom from now on, it will be very embarrassing if everyone sees you!

Girl, don’t take selfies with random hair in the bedroom from now on, it will be very embarrassing if everyone sees it!

10/26 1822

At the company's annual meeting, my boss presented me with the Best Employee Award. After praising me, he said I could make a request. Looking at the finance girl sitting at the first table, whom he had a crush on for a long time, he mustered up the courage to tell the boss: I li

Funny joke: At the company’s annual meeting, my boss presented me with the Best Outstanding Employee Award.

10/26 1278

"Shipan" In modern Chinese, being tired from work is called "tired", but in Huaiqing dialect it is called "Shipan". "Shipan" is also a representative dialect word with strong Huaiqing regional characteristics and is also used frequently. "Shi" in modern Chinese has the basic mean

An interesting talk about Huaiqing dialect (Part 250) "To panic"

10/26 1249

Why is that person next to me always there? Why doesn't he leave? I can't even run away. It tastes delicious even through the screen. You see, I moved a little bit. Look, you are timid, but I didn’t do anything.

GIF animation: Why is that person next to me always there? Why doesn’t he leave yet? I can’t even run away even if I want to.

10/26 1096

These days, it can be said that kittens are all very talented but they can’t survive in the cat world. After the owner of this 2-year-old kitten adopted it home, he found that the food bucket in his home was always opened for no reason. Later, he discovered that their kitten coul

The cat unscrewed the cat food bucket with one paw, and netizens asked: This cat made pancakes in its last life?

10/25 1603

I asked several stores and they all said there are no toilets. Banli couldn't hold it anymore, so she rushed into a store and asked, "Does your home have a toilet?" Banli shouted at me, "Bangtao, there is a toilet here! Eat here! Here, Ollie, do it, brothers!"

Delivering almonds and promising to deliver Ding Mao?

10/25 1453

Boyfriend: Why do you wear clothes with such good character? Books emit the light of knowledge. I can't get in, no matter how hard I try, I can't get in. It's impossible. How can there be another person as perfect as me?

"What is the thing that can make a man addicted as soon as he touches it?" The divine comment is too connotative! Ha ha

10/25 1040

1. What is the correct way to use watermelon rind? 2. How should I greet someone I meet on the plane? ? 3. What do I mean? 4. A lot changed 10 years ago. 5. Being an e-commerce company is such a luxury. The air conditioner is 16C every day. 6. It feels like it came on all at once

[Reply from the God of Salt] Is there any other correct way to use the peel of watermelon?

10/25 1370

It's too narrow. Is there any way to make it wider? I don't dare to use too much force for fear of splitting. 20. Why do the older generation like to put glass on the table? Like and follow to avoid getting lost, and the daily updates will keep you entertained.

[Salt God’s Reply] What a fulfilling holiday

10/25 1489

1. What is this door used for? 2. Don’t you know how to cook? 3. Leader, I took some foreigners to eat Western food. After eating, the foreigners were stunned and didn’t agree to sign the order. 4. What a hatred. 5. Asking for explanation: Can you friends give me the second line?

[Salt Chosen God’s Reply] What is this door used for?

10/25 1808

1. Girl, you are so timid! If you dare to play with your boyfriend like this, I will give you a good beating. 2. Beauty, is that okay? You do farm work very neatly. Not bad. 3. Girl, how long has it been since you washed your feet? I felt like vomiting just from smelling it. 4. I

What a beauty! Please take a closer look at what these words mean! So embarrassing

10/25 1146

Embarrassing classic girls’ funny jokes. There were a lot of people after get off work today, and I was walking in a hurry. I accidentally bumped into a girl, and she looked at me angrily.

Embarrassing classic girls funny jokes, hilarious classic quarrel funny jokes

10/25 1978

Classic girl confession funny joke, the girl finally mustered up the courage to confess her love to the boy, and shyly asked the boy: "Do you like me?" The girl was heartbroken and turned to leave. Embarrassing parties are full of hilarious classic bad jokes. At company gathering

Classic funny jokes about girls confessing their love, hilarious classic funny jokes about embarrassing parties

10/25 1295

Do you think I can emo? I have been eating Xizhilang for several years, and my heart has long been in outer space. I'm emo because the king keeps losing and I can't keep the people I like. The sequelae is that I lose interest in the world for a long time.

The reason for the breakup in dad’s eyes, hahaha, good guy, this analysis is really awesome!

10/25 1572

Although that classmate is only in the third grade of elementary school, he likes to play "King of Pesticide" very much. Even when writing a weekly diary, you must use all the names in the game.

After reading the "funny" composition of an elementary school student, the parents were ashamed and the teacher collapsed in the office laughing after reading it.

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