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A hilarious classic cell phone joke. A woman was repairing her cell phone. The repairman looked at it and said, "This cell phone is so broken. It's not cost-effective to repair it. Let's get a new one." - DayDayNews funny

A hilarious classic cell phone joke. A woman was repairing her cell phone. The repairman looked at it and said, "This cell phone is so broken. It's not cost-effective to repair it. Let's get a new one."

Hilarious classic mobile phone funny jokes, embarrassing lovelorn funny jokes
DayDayNews 10/26 1162
1. A hilarious classic wife joke. After a quarrel with the wife, the wife went to boil water in a muffled voice. After a while, I felt very thirsty and wanted to ask her if the water was boiled, so I casually said: "You haven't gone away yet?!" After hearing this, my wife ran awa - DayDayNews funny

1. A hilarious classic wife joke. After a quarrel with the wife, the wife went to boil water in a muffled voice. After a while, I felt very thirsty and wanted to ask her if the water was boiled, so I casually said: "You haven't gone away yet?!" After hearing this, my wife ran awa

Hilarious classic funny jokes about wives, classic funny jokes about embarrassing female classmates
DayDayNews 10/26 1862
Primary school students give people the impression of being innocent. They speak freely when they speak and often make some jokes. When they write essays, they often make some jokes that make the teacher dumbfounded. - DayDayNews funny

Primary school students give people the impression of being innocent. They speak freely when they speak and often make some jokes. When they write essays, they often make some jokes that make the teacher dumbfounded.

Laughing to death, the primary school student’s composition “Liar” became popular, netizens said: Reading it made me cry
DayDayNews 10/26 1582
Sheep: Come out and let's compete. You hide in the mirror every day. What's your ability? The moment I fell, my heart broke. I already know what your password is. - DayDayNews funny

Sheep: Come out and let's compete. You hide in the mirror every day. What's your ability? The moment I fell, my heart broke. I already know what your password is.

Relaxing moment: Sheep: Come out and let’s compete. What’s your ability if you hide in the mirror every day?
DayDayNews 10/26 1656
Lion: Boy, look where you are going. We are not allowed to set off firecrackers this Spring Festival. Girl, don’t take selfies with random hair in the bedroom from now on, it will be very embarrassing if everyone sees you! - DayDayNews funny

Lion: Boy, look where you are going. We are not allowed to set off firecrackers this Spring Festival. Girl, don’t take selfies with random hair in the bedroom from now on, it will be very embarrassing if everyone sees you!

Girl, don’t take selfies with random hair in the bedroom from now on, it will be very embarrassing if everyone sees it!
DayDayNews 10/26 1822
At the company's annual meeting, my boss presented me with the Best Employee Award. After praising me, he said I could make a request. Looking at the finance girl sitting at the first table, whom he had a crush on for a long time, he mustered up the courage to tell the boss: I li - DayDayNews funny

At the company's annual meeting, my boss presented me with the Best Employee Award. After praising me, he said I could make a request. Looking at the finance girl sitting at the first table, whom he had a crush on for a long time, he mustered up the courage to tell the boss: I li

Funny joke: At the company’s annual meeting, my boss presented me with the Best Outstanding Employee Award.
DayDayNews 10/26 1278
"Shipan" In modern Chinese, being tired from work is called "tired", but in Huaiqing dialect it is called "Shipan". "Shipan" is also a representative dialect word with strong Huaiqing regional characteristics and is also used frequently. "Shi" in modern Chinese has the basic mean - DayDayNews funny

"Shipan" In modern Chinese, being tired from work is called "tired", but in Huaiqing dialect it is called "Shipan". "Shipan" is also a representative dialect word with strong Huaiqing regional characteristics and is also used frequently. "Shi" in modern Chinese has the basic mean

An interesting talk about Huaiqing dialect (Part 250) "To panic"
DayDayNews 10/26 1249
Why is that person next to me always there? Why doesn't he leave? I can't even run away. It tastes delicious even through the screen. You see, I moved a little bit. Look, you are timid, but I didn’t do anything. - DayDayNews funny

Why is that person next to me always there? Why doesn't he leave? I can't even run away. It tastes delicious even through the screen. You see, I moved a little bit. Look, you are timid, but I didn’t do anything.

GIF animation: Why is that person next to me always there? Why doesn’t he leave yet? I can’t even run away even if I want to.
DayDayNews 10/26 1096
These days, it can be said that kittens are all very talented but they can’t survive in the cat world. After the owner of this 2-year-old kitten adopted it home, he found that the food bucket in his home was always opened for no reason. Later, he discovered that their kitten coul - DayDayNews funny

These days, it can be said that kittens are all very talented but they can’t survive in the cat world. After the owner of this 2-year-old kitten adopted it home, he found that the food bucket in his home was always opened for no reason. Later, he discovered that their kitten coul

The cat unscrewed the cat food bucket with one paw, and netizens asked: This cat made pancakes in its last life?
DayDayNews 10/25 1603
I asked several stores and they all said there are no toilets. Banli couldn't hold it anymore, so she rushed into a store and asked, "Does your home have a toilet?" Banli shouted at me, "Bangtao, there is a toilet here! Eat here! Here, Ollie, do it, brothers!" - DayDayNews funny

I asked several stores and they all said there are no toilets. Banli couldn't hold it anymore, so she rushed into a store and asked, "Does your home have a toilet?" Banli shouted at me, "Bangtao, there is a toilet here! Eat here! Here, Ollie, do it, brothers!"

Delivering almonds and promising to deliver Ding Mao?
DayDayNews 10/25 1453
Boyfriend: Why do you wear clothes with such good character? Books emit the light of knowledge. I can't get in, no matter how hard I try, I can't get in. It's impossible. How can there be another person as perfect as me? - DayDayNews funny

Boyfriend: Why do you wear clothes with such good character? Books emit the light of knowledge. I can't get in, no matter how hard I try, I can't get in. It's impossible. How can there be another person as perfect as me?

"What is the thing that can make a man addicted as soon as he touches it?" The divine comment is too connotative! Ha ha
DayDayNews 10/25 1040
1. What is the correct way to use watermelon rind? 2. How should I greet someone I meet on the plane? ? 3. What do I mean? 4. A lot changed 10 years ago. 5. Being an e-commerce company is such a luxury. The air conditioner is 16C every day. 6. It feels like it came on all at once - DayDayNews funny

1. What is the correct way to use watermelon rind? 2. How should I greet someone I meet on the plane? ? 3. What do I mean? 4. A lot changed 10 years ago. 5. Being an e-commerce company is such a luxury. The air conditioner is 16C every day. 6. It feels like it came on all at once

[Reply from the God of Salt] Is there any other correct way to use the peel of watermelon?
DayDayNews 10/25 1370
It's too narrow. Is there any way to make it wider? I don't dare to use too much force for fear of splitting. 20. Why do the older generation like to put glass on the table? Like and follow to avoid getting lost, and the daily updates will keep you entertained. - DayDayNews funny

It's too narrow. Is there any way to make it wider? I don't dare to use too much force for fear of splitting. 20. Why do the older generation like to put glass on the table? Like and follow to avoid getting lost, and the daily updates will keep you entertained.

[Salt God’s Reply] What a fulfilling holiday
DayDayNews 10/25 1489
1. What is this door used for? 2. Don’t you know how to cook? 3. Leader, I took some foreigners to eat Western food. After eating, the foreigners were stunned and didn’t agree to sign the order. 4. What a hatred. 5. Asking for explanation: Can you friends give me the second line? - DayDayNews funny

1. What is this door used for? 2. Don’t you know how to cook? 3. Leader, I took some foreigners to eat Western food. After eating, the foreigners were stunned and didn’t agree to sign the order. 4. What a hatred. 5. Asking for explanation: Can you friends give me the second line?

[Salt Chosen God’s Reply] What is this door used for?
DayDayNews 10/25 1808
1. Girl, you are so timid! If you dare to play with your boyfriend like this, I will give you a good beating. 2. Beauty, is that okay? You do farm work very neatly. Not bad. 3. Girl, how long has it been since you washed your feet? I felt like vomiting just from smelling it. 4. I - DayDayNews funny

1. Girl, you are so timid! If you dare to play with your boyfriend like this, I will give you a good beating. 2. Beauty, is that okay? You do farm work very neatly. Not bad. 3. Girl, how long has it been since you washed your feet? I felt like vomiting just from smelling it. 4. I

What a beauty! Please take a closer look at what these words mean! So embarrassing
DayDayNews 10/25 1146

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  • 1 As soon as I got up in the morning, I felt the urge to take a nap. 2. I thought about the five words "especially able to endure hardship", and I only did the first four. - DayDayNews 1 As soon as I got up in the morning, I felt the urge to take a nap. 2. I thought about the five words "especially able to endure hardship", and I only did the first four. 10/18 1603
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  • 1. Who knows how to exchange Bitcoin? I accidentally discovered that there were more than forty Bitcoins in the USB flash drive. 2. Who knows how long it takes for someone with no abdominal muscles to develop like this? 3. People use date stones to kill birds, Erbei 4. No need to - DayDayNews 1. Who knows how to exchange Bitcoin? I accidentally discovered that there were more than forty Bitcoins in the USB flash drive. 2. Who knows how long it takes for someone with no abdominal muscles to develop like this? 3. People use date stones to kill birds, Erbei 4. No need to 10/15 1312
  • I saw this one today, which is said to be a test question for emotional intelligence for civil servants. So when you meet these three leaders, what should you call them? I think this is just made up. What does this have to do with civil servants? - DayDayNews I saw this one today, which is said to be a test question for emotional intelligence for civil servants. So when you meet these three leaders, what should you call them? I think this is just made up. What does this have to do with civil servants? 10/14 1923
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  • Over the past few decades, the country has vigorously promoted and popularized the national common spoken and written language. The national Mandarin popularity rate has increased from 70% to 80.72%, the proportion of literate people using standardized Chinese characters has exce - DayDayNews Over the past few decades, the country has vigorously promoted and popularized the national common spoken and written language. The national Mandarin popularity rate has increased from 70% to 80.72%, the proportion of literate people using standardized Chinese characters has exce 10/19 1250
  • "The Returned Daughter" is getting more and more outrageous! ! It turns out that Xiao Xiu was accidentally killed by Zhuo Zhuo because Xiao Xiu ran into the scandal between Liao Suifang and Wang Chongjiang and said bad things about Liao Suifang, which made Zhuo Zhuo unhappy, so h - DayDayNews "The Returned Daughter" is getting more and more outrageous! ! It turns out that Xiao Xiu was accidentally killed by Zhuo Zhuo because Xiao Xiu ran into the scandal between Liao Suifang and Wang Chongjiang and said bad things about Liao Suifang, which made Zhuo Zhuo unhappy, so h 10/18 1743
  • I lent someone a charger and they returned it to me after charging it. My parents heard that I was dating someone else and exchanged tokens. Come and see if it's you. - DayDayNews I lent someone a charger and they returned it to me after charging it. My parents heard that I was dating someone else and exchanged tokens. Come and see if it's you. 10/14 1105
  • Sensitive words detected, please modify. Neither side can get in, the older one is more childish and the younger one is more traditional. Bring a boyfriend back, and the focus won't be on your hair. - DayDayNews Sensitive words detected, please modify. Neither side can get in, the older one is more childish and the younger one is more traditional. Bring a boyfriend back, and the focus won't be on your hair. 10/15 1114

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  • 1. Hilarious and funny jokes in meetings. When signing in for a meeting, there was a pretty girl in front of me. The manager looked at her and said: She is so beautiful, why are her words written like this? When I saw that her handwriting was as ugly as mine, I felt reassured. Th - DayDayNews 1. Hilarious and funny jokes in meetings. When signing in for a meeting, there was a pretty girl in front of me. The manager looked at her and said: She is so beautiful, why are her words written like this? When I saw that her handwriting was as ugly as mine, I felt reassured. Th 10/18 1336
  • 1. After traveling for three months on a business trip, my wife actually raised a turtle like this. 2. One sentence shows that times have changed. 3. I bought it after reading the recommendations of hemorrhoids. Why can’t I wash off the yellow color? It’s still a little itchy. I - DayDayNews 1. After traveling for three months on a business trip, my wife actually raised a turtle like this. 2. One sentence shows that times have changed. 3. I bought it after reading the recommendations of hemorrhoids. Why can’t I wash off the yellow color? It’s still a little itchy. I 10/13 1331
  • #头头creationchallenge# Today, I saw a netizen leaving a message, which I think makes sense. Netizens said that in the case of Ye’s father in Qixian County, the instigator was 55-year-old Ye Hongqing, nicknamed Brother Meng. Originally, at the banquet, after paying down 200 yuan, h - DayDayNews #头头creationchallenge# Today, I saw a netizen leaving a message, which I think makes sense. Netizens said that in the case of Ye’s father in Qixian County, the instigator was 55-year-old Ye Hongqing, nicknamed Brother Meng. Originally, at the banquet, after paying down 200 yuan, h 10/19 1319
  • Since we were released, some busy figures have appeared around us unknowingly. Relying on the innate advantages of their genes, they can "live alone" under the "sun" light. (Animation from SOOGIF) There are rumors that this virus is very humane and will leave a cook at home. But - DayDayNews Since we were released, some busy figures have appeared around us unknowingly. Relying on the innate advantages of their genes, they can "live alone" under the "sun" light. (Animation from SOOGIF) There are rumors that this virus is very humane and will leave a cook at home. But 10/13 1464
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