At the company's annual meeting, my boss presented me with the Best Employee Award. After praising me, he said I could make a request. Looking at the finance girl sitting at the first table, whom he had a crush on for a long time, he mustered up the courage to tell the boss: I li

company annual meeting, my boss presented me with the Best Employee Award. After praising me, he said I could make a request. Looking at the finance girl sitting at the first table, whom he had a crush on for a long time, he mustered up the courage to tell the boss: I like Xiaomei, can you help me find a matchmaker? The boss's face suddenly darkened: I asked you to make a request, but you actually thought about my daughter. Do you still want to plan my family property? Just when I was blushing and ashamed, the boss smiled and said: Of course, if my daughter has no objection, I will not interfere in your young people's interactions. Come on, young man!

My wife is divorcing me. Although I finally compromised and accepted it, I still cannot tolerate this cruel reality. I decided to wait for an opportunity to take revenge and find out the culprit. So on a sunny afternoon, I followed her out, and I saw her holding our divorce certificate and running towards a huge banner that read "Singles get gifts, milk tea for one free."

I accompanied my wife back to her parents' house. As soon as I entered the door, I heard my mother-in-law teaching my best friend: "Can you have some snacks now that I'm not young? Don't you usually have food for you? Ah? When other girls go on a blind date, they are afraid of choking even if they drink water. Wait, you will feel full after eating two dishes. As for you, you want to take Jianweixiaoshi tablets when you come back. "

I had a fight with my wife. My wife went back to her parents' house. She went to pick her up twice and she didn't come back. As a result, my daughter said to me: Dad, why are you so stupid? Look at me! As she said that, she called my wife and said: Mom, come back soon. I found the place where dad hid his private money, a lot of money... As a result, my wife came back not long after...

This morning, I met my former boss. I smiled and said to him: "Good morning, boss! I really want to thank you. If you had fired me, I wouldn't have lived such a good life of leisure and comfort, getting something for nothing." The boss also smiled and said you're welcome, and then dropped a dollar in the bowl in front of me.

Yesterday I heard a conversation between a kindergarten boy and an aunt. He said "Auntie, will a woman get pregnant if she sleeps with a man?" The aunt said, "Yes! What's wrong?" The little boy said, "It's over! It's over! It's over! Yesterday at noon in the kindergarten, the teacher asked a girl to share a bed with me. Alas, my parents work all day, and we both go to kindergarten, who will take care of the baby!

One day, I said to my deskmate : "You're a pig!" He didn't understand, and said seriously: "I'm not a pig... I'm really not a pig!" I originally wanted to tell him the truth, but he turned around and said to the classmates behind him: "Hey, she said I'm a pig! I'm not a pig!" Then the classmates behind him understood it all at once and said, "Yes, you're not a pig." "I was embarrassed to tell him the truth...

had been working hard for a month and finally took a day off. I was surfing the Internet at home. I saw a call coming from a number I didn't recognize, so I ignored it. After a while, I called again, but I had no choice but to answer it. There was a woman on the other end. He came and said: "Why didn't you answer the phone just now, dear..." I was so excited at that time! I blurted out in fluent Tianjin Mandarin: "I'm sorry, honey, I was thinking about you just now and didn't pay attention..." The other person continued: "I am *** Insurance Company..."