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Do you think I can emo? I have been eating Xizhilang for several years, and my heart has long been in outer space. I'm emo because the king keeps losing and I can't keep the people I like. The sequelae is that I lose interest in the world for a long time. - DayDayNews funny

Do you think I can emo? I have been eating Xizhilang for several years, and my heart has long been in outer space. I'm emo because the king keeps losing and I can't keep the people I like. The sequelae is that I lose interest in the world for a long time.

The reason for the breakup in dad’s eyes, hahaha, good guy, this analysis is really awesome!
DayDayNews 10/25 1572
Although that classmate is only in the third grade of elementary school, he likes to play "King of Pesticide" very much. Even when writing a weekly diary, you must use all the names in the game. - DayDayNews funny

Although that classmate is only in the third grade of elementary school, he likes to play "King of Pesticide" very much. Even when writing a weekly diary, you must use all the names in the game.

After reading the "funny" composition of an elementary school student, the parents were ashamed and the teacher collapsed in the office laughing after reading it.
DayDayNews 10/25 1940
Today's little kids are not honest even when they take exams. They always like to do some actions. If you look at the notes on these exam questions, they are all about actions. They are funny, humorous and weird. Take a quick look at this note. Figure 1: Do you understand the ref - DayDayNews funny

Today's little kids are not honest even when they take exams. They always like to do some actions. If you look at the notes on these exam questions, they are all about actions. They are funny, humorous and weird. Take a quick look at this note. Figure 1: Do you understand the ref

A student passed a note in an exam and was "cut off". The teacher smiled and bent over, and his parents chased him and beat him.
DayDayNews 10/25 1445
I'm afraid it's only you who can't think of it, but it couldn't have been done without him. Some seemingly ordinary things in our daily life. This is a toothpick box design. Double-click to get two sticks, triple-click to get three sticks. - DayDayNews funny

I'm afraid it's only you who can't think of it, but it couldn't have been done without him. Some seemingly ordinary things in our daily life. This is a toothpick box design. Double-click to get two sticks, triple-click to get three sticks.

Smile! Who is this genius and who painted this? Stand up and I promise not to beat you to death!
DayDayNews 10/25 1067
I bought a piggy bank online and it arrived today. I feel very satisfied with this piggy bank. Is this person washing his hair or washing his hair? It’s so scary. It’s scary to look at it. - DayDayNews funny

I bought a piggy bank online and it arrived today. I feel very satisfied with this piggy bank. Is this person washing his hair or washing his hair? It’s so scary. It’s scary to look at it.

Daily Smile: I bought a piggy bank online and I feel very satisfied
DayDayNews 10/25 1349
The flying monkeys were all beaten out. You see, I just said you can’t jump high in high heels. Why, you think you are a tiger and you can treat me like this. Believe it or not, I will give you a bite. - DayDayNews funny

The flying monkeys were all beaten out. You see, I just said you can’t jump high in high heels. Why, you think you are a tiger and you can treat me like this. Believe it or not, I will give you a bite.

GIF animation: Is this person washing his hair or not? It’s so scary. I can’t even see it.
DayDayNews 10/25 1311
Can anyone recommend a decent pedicure shop to get my nails done? Does anyone know what this means? Among the best lineups of the four eras, which era do you feel is stronger? - DayDayNews funny

Can anyone recommend a decent pedicure shop to get my nails done? Does anyone know what this means? Among the best lineups of the four eras, which era do you feel is stronger?

[Salt Chosen God’s Reply] Does anyone know what this means? Waiting online
DayDayNews 10/25 1524
What does it mean to see my own feet when I lower my head? This is my little uncle. He posts one video a day among family members for 12 days. How should I answer him? Like and follow to not get lost, and the daily update will keep you entertained. - DayDayNews funny

What does it mean to see my own feet when I lower my head? This is my little uncle. He posts one video a day among family members for 12 days. How should I answer him? Like and follow to not get lost, and the daily update will keep you entertained.

[Salt Chosen God’s Reply] What does it mean to see your own feet when you lower your head?
DayDayNews 10/25 1802
God replied: Listen, there are frogs singing: stick scrape, stick scrape... Brothers, the blind date is bad again, this is the fourth time this year. God replied: No, go back and wait for notification! - DayDayNews funny

God replied: Listen, there are frogs singing: stick scrape, stick scrape... Brothers, the blind date is bad again, this is the fourth time this year. God replied: No, go back and wait for notification!

God’s reply: Don’t ask Chinese military fans, what do they know? Pulling the door latch counts as Chinese New Year.
DayDayNews 10/25 1046
This rider can handle it, hahaha, it’s so funny. This primary school student is really interesting. He must be a top student at first glance. You always ask me to find a factory to work in, but this question is not easy. - DayDayNews funny

This rider can handle it, hahaha, it’s so funny. This primary school student is really interesting. He must be a top student at first glance. You always ask me to find a factory to work in, but this question is not easy.

"A Smile Every Day" is a must-win! This time it must be 100 points~ This rider can handle it, haha
DayDayNews 10/24 1527
Coal field, magnetic field, rain field, sand field. There is also the debut of lemon and small lemon. Today’s source of joy has been delivered. Just be patient, life will pass quickly. Because after a while, he came back. - DayDayNews funny

Coal field, magnetic field, rain field, sand field. There is also the debut of lemon and small lemon. Today’s source of joy has been delivered. Just be patient, life will pass quickly. Because after a while, he came back.

Went to the supermarket and was treated as a thief by the boss? Netizens’ experiences made me so embarrassed that my toes touched the ground, hahaha!
DayDayNews 10/24 1698
This speed is very fast, at least 100 yards. The house I just rented seems okay. It costs more than 100 yuan a month. I feel very safe now. It was so realistic, I really thought it was a fish. - DayDayNews funny

This speed is very fast, at least 100 yards. The house I just rented seems okay. It costs more than 100 yuan a month. I feel very safe now. It was so realistic, I really thought it was a fish.

Relaxing moment: Looking at the house I just rented, it cost more than 100 yuan a month. I feel very safe now.
DayDayNews 10/24 1056
1. Don’t think that no one in the world cares about you. The chemistry teacher said: There are hundreds of millions of cells in your body that live for you. ----------------------------2. There was a boy and his sister who depended on each other for life. His parents died young,  - DayDayNews funny

1. Don’t think that no one in the world cares about you. The chemistry teacher said: There are hundreds of millions of cells in your body that live for you. ----------------------------2. There was a boy and his sister who depended on each other for life. His parents died young,

Short story or joke
DayDayNews 10/24 1417
1. Girl, what kind of woman are you? Is it the type that was replaced? 2. You two handsome guys and beauties have such a tacit understanding as partners. What is the stage name of your group? 3. Girl, you are so beautiful! Why do you wear such ugly glasses? Which bastard gave you - DayDayNews funny

1. Girl, what kind of woman are you? Is it the type that was replaced? 2. You two handsome guys and beauties have such a tacit understanding as partners. What is the stage name of your group? 3. Girl, you are so beautiful! Why do you wear such ugly glasses? Which bastard gave you

Beauty, do you like to be abused so much?
DayDayNews 10/24 1149
This action seems to have some personal grudges. There are still friends who are thinking about your birthday, so you should cherish it. It can be seen that the best man has tried his best. When you receive such an order, should you accept it or not? - DayDayNews funny

This action seems to have some personal grudges. There are still friends who are thinking about your birthday, so you should cherish it. It can be seen that the best man has tried his best. When you receive such an order, should you accept it or not?

A girl bought a sexy cheongsam and tried it on but couldn’t take it off. Hahaha, the ending made me laugh to death.
DayDayNews 10/23 1031

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