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The humorous jokes are updated every day. Please pay attention to the collection. Reading more will not only help your physical and mental health, but also help people out at the right time and make interpersonal relationships more harmonious. - DayDayNews

The humorous jokes are updated every day. Please pay attention to the collection. Reading more will not only help your physical and mental health, but also help people out at the right time and make interpersonal relationships more harmonious.

Humorous little joke: You are already snoring. Don’t let my husband come back in the morning and you haven’t left yet...

10/23 1431

My three states: zzZzzZzzZ ? As long as you are my friend, if you have no money, just tell me and let me know that I am not the only one who is poor. Hello everyone, I am a sheep, I had my sheep sheared today, and then I had insomnia. - DayDayNews

My three states: zzZzzZzzZ ? As long as you are my friend, if you have no money, just tell me and let me know that I am not the only one who is poor. Hello everyone, I am a sheep, I had my sheep sheared today, and then I had insomnia.

Cute and funny quotes from sand sculptures

10/23 1491

12 After giving birth to our son five years ago, my wife has never regained her figure. We were the same as before we got married. Yesterday was fine. We took out our wedding album and looked at it while lamenting the passage of time. My son lay on his back and asked who the beau - DayDayNews

12 After giving birth to our son five years ago, my wife has never regained her figure. We were the same as before we got married. Yesterday was fine. We took out our wedding album and looked at it while lamenting the passage of time. My son lay on his back and asked who the beau

Humor and Jokes: No wonder you keep hitting me, it turns out I am not your biological child!

10/23 1640

Look at your wallet and savings and just cry. 2. Going to buy steamed buns, she opened her mouth and said: "Boss, bring me a bag of cages..." 7. When we first got engaged, one day, she called me: My parents are going to harvest wheat, and soon there will be no one at home. You kn - DayDayNews

Look at your wallet and savings and just cry. 2. Going to buy steamed buns, she opened her mouth and said: "Boss, bring me a bag of cages..." 7. When we first got engaged, one day, she called me: My parents are going to harvest wheat, and soon there will be no one at home. You kn

Joke Collection, Joke: Your sunscreen is not evenly applied

10/23 1900

What kind of watermelon is this? Why do you think the rind is so crispy and you eat it so boldly? Are you envious? What does this tell us? - DayDayNews

What kind of watermelon is this? Why do you think the rind is so crispy and you eat it so boldly? Are you envious? What does this tell us?

Today’s animated picture: You look like a child at first glance. With so much meat, why do you only grab fruits?

10/23 1070

"Honey, the garbage in the trash can is piled up. Do you want to throw it away?" "Nonsense, do you keep the maggots?" "Did you buy those two acridine eggs under the kitchen?" "No, they were born after I gave birth!" "There is no water in the kettle, do you want to burn it?" "Ther - DayDayNews

"Honey, the garbage in the trash can is piled up. Do you want to throw it away?" "Nonsense, do you keep the maggots?" "Did you buy those two acridine eggs under the kitchen?" "No, they were born after I gave birth!" "There is no water in the kettle, do you want to burn it?" "Ther

All good-for-nothing husbands are the same as Chang Bin Qi

10/23 1264

#numberone有新人#1️⃣I was not allowed to go out when I was a child, saying that there are wolves outside, and when I grow up, I am not allowed to go out, saying that there are sheep outside. 2️⃣What is the meaning of marriage? - DayDayNews

#numberone有新人#1️⃣I was not allowed to go out when I was a child, saying that there are wolves outside, and when I grow up, I am not allowed to go out, saying that there are sheep outside. 2️⃣What is the meaning of marriage?

〈Super interesting copywriting for Moments〉

10/23 1033

See if the noodles are white or not. You must have an appetite. Why do I always feel like this dinosaur is looking at me. Cat: The wind is so comfortable. It allows me to enjoy myself for a while. - DayDayNews

See if the noodles are white or not. You must have an appetite. Why do I always feel like this dinosaur is looking at me. Cat: The wind is so comfortable. It allows me to enjoy myself for a while.

GIF animation: Mouse: Hey brother, you are feeling comfortable again. Come and give me a tidy up too.

10/23 1789

The elders’ misunderstandings about emojis are each funnier than the last. I have cherished my life since I was a child. This is the childhood of a funny girl. Sure enough, the only "car" in the station is true. This is a bit too much for Lao Tan Pickled Cabbage. - DayDayNews

The elders’ misunderstandings about emojis are each funnier than the last. I have cherished my life since I was a child. This is the childhood of a funny girl. Sure enough, the only "car" in the station is true. This is a bit too much for Lao Tan Pickled Cabbage.

A Smile Every Day: Elders’ misunderstandings about emojis, each one is funnier than the last

10/23 1293

1. I went to the bank to do business that day. Just when a cash transport truck came to the bank to withdraw money, two cash transporters stood on both sides of the door holding riot guns. At this time, there was a little boy walking back and forth between the two of them, still - DayDayNews

1. I went to the bank to do business that day. Just when a cash transport truck came to the bank to withdraw money, two cash transporters stood on both sides of the door holding riot guns. At this time, there was a little boy walking back and forth between the two of them, still

Humorous joke: The most difficult thing to deal with today is not the robbers, but the naughty children.

10/23 1597

I have been doing errand work for a while, so why didn’t I know about this service? It made me laugh to death. A woman had sex and asked a UU to run errands on the platform to take care of her, but her husband came back that day. My husband saw a strange man in the room, a strong - DayDayNews

I have been doing errand work for a while, so why didn’t I know about this service? It made me laugh to death. A woman had sex and asked a UU to run errands on the platform to take care of her, but her husband came back that day. My husband saw a strange man in the room, a strong

UU errand running is a magical profession.

10/23 1601

The monthly salary of 5,000 yuan is not enough for me to spend on anything but food. The colleague said with a sad face: Yesterday when I came in after get off work, I saw my wife and son crying there. When I asked them about the quarrel, I tried to persuade them for a long time - DayDayNews

The monthly salary of 5,000 yuan is not enough for me to spend on anything but food. The colleague said with a sad face: Yesterday when I came in after get off work, I saw my wife and son crying there. When I asked them about the quarrel, I tried to persuade them for a long time

Happy joke: The salary of 5,000 a month is not enough for me to spend on anything but food.

10/23 1737

Only you know this kind of pain [呲呲] Invincible Hot Wheels [Crying] At such a young age, I straightened up [I want to be quiet] This is the rhythm that will kill me [I want to be quiet] Such a calm kick [呲ya] The uncle said Recently, I always feel chest tightness and shortness of - DayDayNews

Only you know this kind of pain [呲呲] Invincible Hot Wheels [Crying] At such a young age, I straightened up [I want to be quiet] This is the rhythm that will kill me [I want to be quiet] Such a calm kick [呲ya] The uncle said Recently, I always feel chest tightness and shortness of

Funny picture: The uncle said that he has been having chest tightness and shortness of breath recently, and he can’t breathe!

10/22 1732

I bought a new dress, put it on when I got up in the morning, painted my eyebrows and lipstick in front of the mirror, dressed myself up beautifully, and confidently said to my husband: "Let's go shopping and eat roast duck at a roast duck restaurant at noon." - DayDayNews

I bought a new dress, put it on when I got up in the morning, painted my eyebrows and lipstick in front of the mirror, dressed myself up beautifully, and confidently said to my husband: "Let's go shopping and eat roast duck at a roast duck restaurant at noon."

The author of the short novel "Husband's Principle": Shuimu Yuntian

10/22 1073

How would you choose. Qianlong was eating melons on the roadside and praised the melon growers for their sweetness. He didn't go far when he suddenly ordered: execute the melon growers! Will it reach 2 in reality if it keeps going? Like and follow to not get lost, and the daily u - DayDayNews

How would you choose. Qianlong was eating melons on the roadside and praised the melon growers for their sweetness. He didn't go far when he suddenly ordered: execute the melon growers! Will it reach 2 in reality if it keeps going? Like and follow to not get lost, and the daily u

[Salt God’s Reply] How would you choose?

10/22 1077