1: My wife, this idiot, didn’t know who told me that we should cultivate children’s practical application of mathematics from every detail in life. I spent a lot of money to buy a clock online that uses formulas to write time. Since then, our clocks have completely become furnish

1: My wife, this idiot, didn’t know who I heard, but we should learn from every little thing in life

to cultivate the application of mathematics in children.

I spent a lot of money to buy a clock from the Internet that uses formulas to write time.

Since then, the clock in our house has completely become a decoration,

(If you want to develop a habit, don’t choose something that is so difficult. It’s best to have only a little difficulty and it will be very stylish)

2: My father came home this day and brought a talking parrot.

My son was so happy that he couldn’t hang himself.

He kept teaching the parrot to talk.

son: I can walk,

parrot: I can walk,

son: I can speak Chinese,

parrot: I can speak Chinese,

son learned the parrot very well and vividly,

said: I am a fool,

parrot: you are a fool,

son: dark, quite smart.

Parrot: Dark and quite smart.

son: I can fly,

parrot: You are bragging, you are still a fool,

son: wow, I cried, I was bullied by a bird.

3: Although my son has just been in kindergarten for a week, he dropped out of school due to the epidemic.

But he has a deep affection for the kindergarten.

My son was clamoring to read a book today,

I was a little confused. You can’t understand. What’s the fuss?

My son retorted excitedly: Grandpa said, if you don’t read and study, you won’t be able to get good grades in the future.

What if I don’t get into a good university and the kindergarten doesn’t let me in?

4: On this day, Lao Wang blocked the manager and said. Manager

, can my current salary be increased? Manager

shouted angrily: Get out of here, immediately, immediately.

Lao Wang said with an aggrieved look on his face: "Manager, you didn't say that. I'll tell you when it's convenient for you." Manager

had no intention of listening to Lao Wang's excuse and said: Get out of here quickly. Manager

kept scolding Lao Wang while holding up his pants. "

5: River God: It can't be used anyway, Xiao Ming: Why can't anyone destroy River God .

Xiao Ming was heartbroken on this day and was feeling sad. Crying, suddenly he accidentally dropped his apple 13 into the river.

Xiao Ming was sitting on the bank and crying.

At this time, the river god in the river heard Xiao Ming's miserable cry and floated out of the river. ,

He held an Apple 14 in his hand and asked Xiao Ming if it was his mobile phone.

Xiao Ming shook his head.

Then He Shen took out an Apple 13R and asked Xiao Ming if this was his mobile phone.

Xiao Ming continued to shake his head.

Finally, He Shen took out the Apple 13 that Xiao Ming had dropped before and asked Xiao Ming if it was his.

Xiao Ming nodded.

He Shen said very happily, Honest kid, I’ll give you all three iPhones, they won’t be used anyway.

Xiao Ming didn’t want his cell phone anymore and cried even louder.

6: I was shopping for vegetables with my wife at the vegetable market.

I saw a chicken stall with a child looking at it.

My wife came up and asked how much a chicken costs.

The child answered seriously: Twenty-three yuan.

I have some skin and want to see it. Seeing how the child was doing in math, he asked: How much do those two chickens cost?

The child may know it, but the question was a little sudden, and he forgot for a moment, and jumped a little anxiously.

I then asked how much the three chickens were,

The child shouted loudly: You can only buy one chicken at a time,

I said more happily: Then I will buy one first, and then another one, how much does it cost?

My wife pulled me out of the vegetable market and said it was too embarrassing.