1. I went to the bank to do business that day. Just when a cash transport truck came to the bank to withdraw money, two cash transporters stood on both sides of the door holding riot guns. At this time, there was a little boy walking back and forth between the two of them, still

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1. I went to the bank to do business that day. I happened to encounter a cash transport truck coming to the bank to withdraw money. Two cash transporters were standing on both sides of the door holding anti-riot guns . At this time, there was a little boy walking back and forth between the two of them, still muttering "play with me for a while, play with me for a while". Looking at the two loveless escorts, I laughed to death! (The most difficult thing to deal with today is not the robbers, but the naughty children!)

No wonder that one is called a seal in the water!

2. "Hey! Husband! Where are you now?" "You forgot, didn't I say hello to you? I work overtime at work in the evening and study plans." "What other plans are you studying! Our car has been lost!" I saw the car swaying in the alley ahead. Someone was yelling inside just now. I was watching from the corner. Come here quickly and I’ll call the police right away! Stealing our car because of the pressure of life? I must kill him today..." (Is she really confused, or is she pretending to be confused?)

Indeed, Chongqing is very popular.

3. Today, the beautiful sister in the work unit wore a very fashionable short-front and long-back half-length silk skirt . Several sisters looked at her and said, "Sister, you are so fashionable. Where did you buy this skirt? I want to buy one too." Beautiful sister, look at us: The dress from many years ago was hidden in a box for a long time and I found it today when I was cleaning up the cabinet. (Popularity is reincarnation. I listened to the "new songs" played by my wife today. They were all songs I had listened to in the late 1990s and early 2000s. She was still stubborn with me. I showed her on Baidu and she was convinced.)

Mopping the floor and watching the baby are both correct.

4. I went out to buy drinks in the afternoon and happened to encounter the naughty kid on the third floor taking something from his father's car to describe something. I was very curious, so I walked over and asked him what he was doing. The naughty kid looked at me pitifully and said, my dad beat me, don't tell him that I wrote it in the car. I walked closer and saw clearly written words on the scratched car door, "Dad is a bad guy." I heard that naughty child crying again that night. (There are no three hundred taels of silver here, it’s not me who did it today, haha)

Guy, do you also have ibuprofen?

5. My father drank too much and asked me with blurred eyes: "Baby girl, you are such a big person, has anyone chased you recently?" I said: "Of course, there is a long queue of people chasing me, I am choosing carefully!" My father looked at my mother and suddenly laughed and said, "Look, I just like our daughter's character. No one is chasing her, and she can still brag about her!" (It seems that the person who understands you best is your father.)

Is there anyone who thinks the same as me? Is the top bunk big enough to paddle into the water?

6. The senior who we played well with is about to graduate, and we have a farewell party. After three rounds of drinking, we all took out gifts and gave them to them, including watches and wallets. At this time, one of my buddies said to a beautiful senior sister: Thank you for taking care of me in the past, so I worked hard and finally found this book for you. I hope you like it! When everyone was looking forward to seeing what kind of book it was, this guy said: Take a look at WeChat , I passed it to you, we were all hurt, holy shit, it’s an e-book! (Stingy to a certain extent is also a legend)

Who among us will eat whom?

7. We had dinner at a buddy's house last night. We originally asked the couple to be present, but one buddy's wife didn't come. He felt it was humiliating, so he called his wife, and within a few words we started to quarrel. We all had to persuade him. At this time, another buddy said something: "As the saying goes, brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes!" All the women present, including his wife, bombed the temple at the same time. I saw him looking at them calmly: "Don't be impatient. Listen to what I have to say. Over the years, I have seen countless people with arms and legs on the street, but I have never seen anyone with bare buttocks!" (Brother, in terms of emotional intelligence, you are really my idol. I admire your reaction speed.)