"Honey, the garbage in the trash can is piled up. Do you want to throw it away?" "Nonsense, do you keep the maggots?" "Did you buy those two acridine eggs under the kitchen?" "No, they were born after I gave birth!" "There is no water in the kettle, do you want to burn it?" "Ther

"Honey, the garbage in the trash can is piled up, do you want to throw it away?"
"Nonsense, do you keep the maggots?"
"Did you buy those two acridine eggs under the kitchen?"
"No, they were born after I gave birth!"
"There is no water in the kettle, do you want to boil it?"
"There is no water, I have it in my head, you come and dig two spoons..."
"Honey, how did you open the door of the washing machine?"
"You shouted three times, open sesame, open sesame, open sesame, don't you open it? Are you dead?"
Aren't you talking about me? Why is it so similar? Actually, this is just a joke, but I can't laugh at all.
In a family, the wife is sick or the sheep is sick. She longs for her husband to support her and take care of her meticulously. However, can such care be taken?
Some people will say that in today's society, most families still follow the traditional model of men taking charge of the outside world and women taking charge of the house. Men work hard outside and women take care of the children at home. Therefore, women are the main force in housework. . . However, once a woman falls, my family will come to a standstill? Why are there so many good-for-nothing husbands after the wife becomes a goat?
Sister Huang is my neighbor. Unfortunately, I passed away some time ago, and my husband took good care of me for about a week, and I finally recovered. However, when she saw the kitchen, she was simply shocked! This is what she said to me:
Since she gave birth to a sheep, thanks to her husband's careful care, she began to feel grateful to her husband from the bottom of her heart: "Husband, you have worked hard!". . . However, the gratitude only remained in her heart for less than 3 minutes. The next second, she walked out of the room and walked into the kitchen. . .
"The dirtiest cattle pen I have ever seen is the Cow Pen Rush; the wildest countryside is the Dead Man Mountain; and the messiest garbage dump is the old Dead Man Row garbage dump... I have never seen a dirtier, more barren and messy kitchen than this... It's just like what I saw. Pot ≈ bowl ≈ ladle ≈ basin ≈ chopsticks ≈ rice spoon ≈ bones ≈ garbage ≈ moldy Moldy, stinky... The kitchen is full of used and unused dishes. She feels like she has nothing to do with her life. She must have used all the pots and pans she can. . If she doesn't recover, there will basically be no dishes left at home. The kitchen was like a scene after being looted. It was so horrible that she couldn't tell which dishes were washed and clean, and which ones were unwashed and unusable. She originally wanted to support her body and clean it up, but after looking at it for a long time, she couldn't find how to start cleaning it up. . . I'll take it! 3-year-old Ru Ru was sitting on the stairwell, her mouth full of mud and snot, and she was sucking a pack of "marble candies". Flies flying all over the room covered her mouth and she was still eating with gusto, licking her hands clean. . . The woman stood there for a long time, then turned around and took the long way back, thinking that she might as well go back to her house and lie down and pretend to be sick." . .
Is her husband like me? As soon as this was posted on WeChat Moments, there was a lot of response. Girls, they all pushed the skylight to the top and looked for a place to expose their husbands naked. The same thing happened to my dog who stopped urinating. Every time after cooking, there would be something in the kitchen. It was like a battlefield that had been blown up by a bomb - one by one, a cassava cow passed by in my house, and a large tent of long johns, smelly salty socks, etc. were piled up. I ran to the kitchen and saw hairy fruits, peels, bones, waste paper, barbecue sticks, and cigarette butts scattered on the floor. . . Hard shit comes out of the garbage nest, only the turtle is dead, and only the goldfish in the fish tank is still alive. Could it be that in these seven days, my husband only fed one goldfish? . . .My stupid husband is even worse - I asked him to buy medicine the day before yesterday, but he didn't buy it today, either because he forgot it, or because he didn't have enough money, and then he simply didn't buy it! Are you naked? I only get the fever, and I can’t buy a single antipyretic medicine for 100 or 300 yuan every time! You were still looking for excuses here and there, and we had a fight for three days, Uncle Ya? I haven't eaten all day today. My child has been in bed with me. If I don't eat, she won't eat either. If I can't afford it, she won't get up either. She plays on the bed and then falls asleep. After this experience of being a sheep, I was able to see through the people closest to me. I finally saw clearly that after being sick for several days, I couldn't even come in, let alone ask about the cold and warmth, or bring tea and water. . . Now lying here, I can guess what I will be like when I am 70, 60 or 80 years old! It may be even worse than now. People say that you will always have company when you are old. I feel that when I get old, I will definitely have no one to rely on. Really, I feel that I am the only one who takes care of other people’s lives, and no one else takes care of mine. I feel scared when I think about it. I can feel it in my mind now. I think life must be worse than death. Sisters, we are all women, you say, right? Anyway, I can’t see hope now or the future. . .
Hahahaha! We have a slang in the countryside called "Chang Bin Qi, one is the same", which means that things are formulaic, dead wood, very rigid, and exactly the same. Are all men in the world really printed using 3D technology in the same factory and on the same production line?
"Lazy cancer, this is lazy cancer!" Such a bad husband is simply a "common" existence, like a "one-of-a-kind" mass-produced one. . . As people say, "All useless husbands are the same, but all model husbands are one in a million." . .
Such "excellent" husbands are mostly made by women themselves, so why not let him do more housework? You should always ask him to study more and exercise more. If he collapses, will this house become a garbage dump?
"Chang Bin Qi, one of the best!" From this we can see the importance of men doing housework. In fact, in the family, both husband and wife need to share the housework, taking care of children and other things. After all, women also have jobs. A responsible and careful man will not let his wife bear everything alone. Especially in some critical periods, such as when his wife is sick and lying in bed, a man must shoulder the responsibility of doing housework and taking care of the children. If he has never done it or exercised, he will inevitably be in a hurry when faced with such trivial housework and make a mess at home. Housework is not a trivial matter, and it is tiring for women to do it. Let men share it together, so that they can understand the difficulty and hardship of women at home, thereby better promoting the relationship between husband and wife, mutual understanding and tolerance.
Later, based on the "experience" of my "Dim Sum Husband" (wife language), I went to ask the woman (Sister Huang) in my isolation room to ignore him and just give him a fatal order, telling him to wash everything that should be washed and throw away everything within one night. . . Otherwise, it will be even worse in the future, and it will only be sloppier, not the sloppiest!
Hahahaha! Another "excellent" husband who was "taken away" like me (snickering)!
It seems that after the wife becomes a "sheep", many husbands will also develop "sheep epilepsy". Beiliu Nong, is the husband in your house also such a "snack" husband? "