The salary of 5,000 a month is not enough for me to spend on anything but food. One day while shopping with my boyfriend, I saw a young couple showing off their affection. The girl's shoelaces were untied, and the man squatted down to tie her shoelaces. My boyfriend found out and said to me: If your shoelaces were untied, I would squat down and tie them for you. I was moved when my boyfriend continued: After all, you can’t squat even with such a big belly!
When I went to work today, I saw that my office colleague looked depressed, so I went to care about him. The colleague said with a sad face: When I came in after get off work yesterday, I saw my wife and son crying there. When I asked them if they had a quarrel, I tried to persuade them for a long time and ignored me. One was my wife and the other was my son. I can’t afford to offend anyone! I listened and asked curiously: How was it resolved in the end? The colleague said faintly: How else can we solve it? Bite up and go up and slap him twice! I gave a thumbs up: Oh, that’s awesome. Are you playing 50 big boards each? The colleague touched his red and swollen face and said: I can't afford to offend anyone, who else do you think I can hit?
My buddy rented a new house some time ago and found that he and a beautiful colleague in the office became neighbors. So in order to save two dollars on taking the bus, my friend took the car of his beautiful colleague to go to work every day. There was a serious traffic jam when I was approaching the company today, and I couldn't walk for more than ten minutes. The beautiful colleague said: "Is it fun to ride in the car every day? Now, it's only a few hundred meters away. You get off the car and walk. If you get to the company first, I will marry you!" The buddy slowly got out of the car and slowly shuttled through the traffic. In order to be a little late, my friend deliberately had breakfast in front of the company and wandered for a while before going up. As a result, he was an hour late and was deducted 60 yuan... and the amazing thing was that the beautiful colleague hadn't arrived yet! My brother is worried to death now. He really just wants to take a ride...
A girl at the front desk in the office pestered her brother-in-law and asked him to buy her a jade bracelet . The brother-in-law said it was too expensive and couldn't afford it. She said that she was an agent for a jade floating flower bracelet that was very cheap, 180 each. The brother-in-law thought that the price was not expensive, so he placed the order. The girl at the front desk brought the bracelet to work in the afternoon and smiled at my brother-in-law: The bracelet is very beautiful and the size is right. Thank you for the gift! My brother-in-law said: ...
My cousin is studying at Xinghai Conservatory of Music, where he studies folk music. During that summer vacation, my cousin came to my house to play. My brother and I got into a fight over the TV remote control. When my cousin saw it, he immediately brought out an suona and said: One of you is my cousin, and the other is my cousin. I can't just help one, I will cheer for you! After saying that, the guy started blowing loudly. That fight was not serious at all!
secretly played with my mother-in-law's mobile phone and found that her Alipay Huabei limit was as high as 1.2 million. I immediately cashed out 1.2 million on my mobile phone, got on the train and ran away. Met a very beautiful girl on the train. I stared at her for a while pretending to be unintentional, but the girl suddenly said to me: Give me the phone. I gave her my phone, and she made a call directly with her own phone, and then gave the phone back to me. I was immediately overjoyed. Could this be the legendary love affair? After a while I received a text message from her: Your zipper is not closed.
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