I bought a new dress. I put it on when I got up in the morning. I painted my eyebrows and lipstick in front of the mirror. I dressed myself up beautifully. I confidently said to my husband:
"Let's go shopping and eat roast duck at a roast duck restaurant at noon."
"Okay!" My husband's eyes lit up and he suddenly became energetic. "Let's go then!"
I deliberately turned around in front of him, looked at him with a charming smile and said:
"Take a good look at me."
"What are you looking at? I know you whether you take off your clothes or put on clothes, and..."
"Stop talking! Can't you say something to make me happy?"
"This..."
"You don't even know how to praise your wife. Such a man is useless! Tsk!"
"Oh!"
Seeing his sudden realization, I decided to give him time to correct his mistakes and take my time. Men are animals that think with their lower bodies. It is entirely possible to conquer him little by little with my beauty.
After walking out of the community, I walked to the street with my husband in my arms. Suddenly, I found a girl wearing matching clothes with me. I asked in a coquettish voice:
"Husband, do I look better in my clothes or does she look better in her clothes?"
My husband looked at the girl and then at me, pondered for a while and then closed his eyes and said:
"You look good!"
"Thank you!" I kissed him excitedly, and then pretended to be shy and said, "You just said I'm pretty, why did you close your eyes?"
My husband sighed and said:
"Oh! I can't tell lies with my eyes open!"
I... Experience summary: Men have no bottom line when it comes to beauties, but they have principles when it comes to their wives.
