1. Hilarious classic teacher jokes. My nephew’s teacher is very beautiful. Yesterday, my sister took her nephew to treat that teacher to dinner. We talked about love life. The beautiful teacher said that she has been quarreling with her boyfriend recently... My nephew said leisur

1. Hilarious classic teacher funny jokes , my nephew’s teacher is very beautiful. Yesterday, my sister took her nephew to treat that teacher to dinner. We talked about love life. The beautiful teacher said that she has been quarreling with her boyfriend recently... My nephew said leisurely, then you can follow my uncle, I think he is nice... My nephew has been sensible since he was a child!

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more funny jokes. Yesterday, my cousin, who is in the second grade of elementary school, came directly to my house after school. He did not play with the computer or watch TV. He only did his homework and asked me to check it after he finished. At that time, I thought, how did he become so motivated today? After checking, I told him that everything was correct, and asked: "Why are you working so hard?" He said: "Tomorrow morning, my classmates will copy, each person is 5 yuan, and I can earn more than 50 a day. I have to ensure accuracy, so that the business can last for a long time." The word "grow up" doesn't even have a radical in it, which makes it look lonely at first glance. Scientists say that the average height of the post-00s generation is 5 centimeters shorter than the average height of the post-90s generation, probably because they have been looking down at their phones.

4. I remember when I was in school, our class monitor sat next to me and slept. It was the class teacher’s class at that time. I pushed him and said get out of class was over. As a result, this idiot immediately stood up and shouted, "get out of class is over! Stand up!" The whole class also cooperated and shouted goodbye to the teacher. The face of the head teacher at that time! ! ! !

5. A mother received a call at twelve o'clock in the evening, telling her that her mobile phone was in arrears. Early the next morning, the aunt went to China Mobile to ask how much was owed, and the MM told her that the arrears were 5 yuan. The aunt was very angry and said: "Just for 5 yuan, you woke me up with a phone call late at night. Is it you who called me? Then give me your number to check." MM informed her of the number. As soon as she got home, the aunt shouted: "Son, I saw a nice girl on the mobile phone. I'll give you my number and she's coming!" Is this my biological mother? ! ! Is it your biological mother? ! !

6. If a good cook wants to make a delicious dish, of course he can do it. The problem is, when director told him that the dishes should reflect the spirit of the kitchen, the manager told him that he should reflect the style of the hotel, the street director told him that he should reflect the characteristics of the street, the district chief told him that he should reflect the district's planning, and the mayor told him that he should reflect the development of the city. , the cup was born! ! !

7. I picked up a mobile phone today, and later the owner sent me a message saying: "The mobile phone can be given to you, please return the card to me." Then I sent him a message back saying: The card can be given to you, please bring me the charger! "He agreed, and we made an appointment to meet in the park. Then I was beaten and my phone was gone...

8. There are only two types of car advertisements in our country. Mid- to low-end cars always mean: I have a happy family, I have a lovely wife and lovely children, and I like to take the whole family to drive out for fun! Mid- to high-end cars are always: I have a successful career, beautiful women, red wine, and contracts to sign. I like to drive alone and act like a B!