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The place where collision accidents are more likely to happen than on the road is in the swimming pool because you never know what posture the people around you will be lurking under the water to give you a blow at any time ▼ As shown in the picture: Netizens commented on my dail - DayDayNews funny

The place where collision accidents are more likely to happen than on the road is in the swimming pool because you never know what posture the people around you will be lurking under the water to give you a blow at any time ▼ As shown in the picture: Netizens commented on my dail

Got raped by a strange man while swimming? The scene is too exciting
DayDayNews 10/22 1687
"This is your second aunt, that is your little aunt, and the one who is playing with your model is your third cousin's younger brother, who is older than you~" "What do you do for a living? How much do you earn in a month? Have you bought a car? Have you found a partner? When are - DayDayNews funny

"This is your second aunt, that is your little aunt, and the one who is playing with your model is your third cousin's younger brother, who is older than you~" "What do you do for a living? How much do you earn in a month? Have you bought a car? Have you found a partner? When are

Spend 13,000 on "black magic" just to keep your boyfriend? Why can’t I meet such a rich woman with a love brain?
DayDayNews 10/22 1652
Shaobing: Hello, dear audience friends, I am a crosstalk actor from Deyun Society, and my name is Shaobing. Cao Heyang: I am Cao Heyang, a crosstalk actor from Deyun Club. Shaobing: Let me ask you a little question. Cao Heyang: You say. Shaobing: In addition to talking about cros - DayDayNews funny

Shaobing: Hello, dear audience friends, I am a crosstalk actor from Deyun Society, and my name is Shaobing. Cao Heyang: I am Cao Heyang, a crosstalk actor from Deyun Club. Shaobing: Let me ask you a little question. Cao Heyang: You say. Shaobing: In addition to talking about cros

Shaobing Cao Heyang's "Warmth is a Light" Crosstalk Lines/Happy Comedian 20200426
DayDayNews 10/22 1675
Recently, Brother Gou suddenly discovered. Come see if these are you. Those who have been tricked should honestly read it + leave a message + forward it to me. In the last second of "Human Attributes Illustrated Book", I was standing on the scale and wailing. - DayDayNews funny

Recently, Brother Gou suddenly discovered. Come see if these are you. Those who have been tricked should honestly read it + leave a message + forward it to me. In the last second of "Human Attributes Illustrated Book", I was standing on the scale and wailing.

22 hilarious dog meme pictures, netizens: Monitor, dismantle, understand?
DayDayNews 10/22 1478
Life needs romance, life needs relaxation, life needs happiness... How to make life full of sunshine every day without appearing so rigid? Please read the humorous jokes, which will be updated every day. Please stay tuned. From now on, your life will be more beautiful, happy and - DayDayNews funny

Life needs romance, life needs relaxation, life needs happiness... How to make life full of sunshine every day without appearing so rigid? Please read the humorous jokes, which will be updated every day. Please stay tuned. From now on, your life will be more beautiful, happy and

Humorous little joke: So is it better to find a husband?
DayDayNews 10/22 1698
1. Funny and classic jokes about embarrassing girls. I just went to a noodle shop with my colleagues in the company to eat noodles. There was a girl sitting at the next table and ordered one dish and one ramen. The clerk asked her: Are you alone? Girl: No, my boyfriend will be he - DayDayNews funny

1. Funny and classic jokes about embarrassing girls. I just went to a noodle shop with my colleagues in the company to eat noodles. There was a girl sitting at the next table and ordered one dish and one ramen. The clerk asked her: Are you alone? Girl: No, my boyfriend will be he

Funny classic jokes about girls that are embarrassing, hilarious jokes about embarrassing classmates
DayDayNews 10/22 1139
I refused directly: "Ignore it. Just take a shower after taking care of it. I'm afraid of going to a bathhouse outside. It's a bit cold to wash it at home." The boss insisted: "It's okay. It's not cold to wash it at home." - DayDayNews funny

I refused directly: "Ignore it. Just take a shower after taking care of it. I'm afraid of going to a bathhouse outside. It's a bit cold to wash it at home." The boss insisted: "It's okay. It's not cold to wash it at home."

December 28, 2022
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1. I haven’t gotten up yet, and the sun will be shining on my butt soon. 2. After all, I paid by mistake. 3. I am good at food and like to play. 4. We are not on the same level, so why don’t we get points? 5. My other clone was treated as a cancer cell and was forced to undergo c - DayDayNews funny

1. I haven’t gotten up yet, and the sun will be shining on my butt soon. 2. After all, I paid by mistake. 3. I am good at food and like to play. 4. We are not on the same level, so why don’t we get points? 5. My other clone was treated as a cancer cell and was forced to undergo c

Why do they say you can’t marry a nurse? Are you commenting on the truth? Hahahaha
DayDayNews 10/21 1483
It seems that without a little involution, the leaflets cannot be distributed. How much cell phone does it cost to practice driving? Safety officer: I put the seat belt on, but you just didn’t respond. - DayDayNews funny

It seems that without a little involution, the leaflets cannot be distributed. How much cell phone does it cost to practice driving? Safety officer: I put the seat belt on, but you just didn’t respond.

Safety officer: I put the seat belt on, but you just didn’t respond.
DayDayNews 10/21 1097
1 Are there any scumbags? I want to fall in love with you, and hope that your sweet words will coax me into being crazy. Then you cheat on me, and I will be heartbroken. From then on, I will work hard and reach the top of my life. 2 I never like strangers asking me personal quest - DayDayNews funny

1 Are there any scumbags? I want to fall in love with you, and hope that your sweet words will coax me into being crazy. Then you cheat on me, and I will be heartbroken. From then on, I will work hard and reach the top of my life. 2 I never like strangers asking me personal quest

A collection of jokes, joke: There are two packs of cold medicine left at home, and they will expire if you don’t take them!
DayDayNews 10/21 1818
1 "Are you having trouble with your relationship?" "It's going well, there's no one around all the way." 2 One of my brothers' girlfriends are twins. One time, I went to my girlfriend's house. After lunch, I was lying on the sofa for a nap. My girlfriend's sister wanted to test m - DayDayNews funny

1 "Are you having trouble with your relationship?" "It's going well, there's no one around all the way." 2 One of my brothers' girlfriends are twins. One time, I went to my girlfriend's house. After lunch, I was lying on the sofa for a nap. My girlfriend's sister wanted to test m

A collection of jokes, Joke: No, I’m not familiar with it yet
DayDayNews 10/21 1947
3. When I was in my senior year, I went downstairs after self-study one day. I thought the person walking in front of me was my roommate. I sneakily ran up to him and kicked him hard in the butt. I also shouted: You actually studied by yourself? - DayDayNews funny

3. When I was in my senior year, I went downstairs after self-study one day. I thought the person walking in front of me was my roommate. I sneakily ran up to him and kicked him hard in the butt. I also shouted: You actually studied by yourself?

Humor and Jokes: Chief Chicken, are you in the pig room?
DayDayNews 10/21 1150
3. When I was in high school, my boyfriend was hugging me in class, like a princess hug. Suddenly the chemistry teacher came and my boyfriend threw me out... 4. I drove to a mental hospital to deliver something. When I arrived at the hospital, my car tire blew out. - DayDayNews funny

3. When I was in high school, my boyfriend was hugging me in class, like a princess hug. Suddenly the chemistry teacher came and my boyfriend threw me out... 4. I drove to a mental hospital to deliver something. When I arrived at the hospital, my car tire blew out.

The latest joke collection, the latest joke: What do you mean, my daughter is not beautiful?
DayDayNews 10/21 1764
Living in a fast-paced urban life, faced with busy work and pressure of life, how long has it been since you laughed to your heart’s content? Chinese people’s respect for exams is engraved in their bones. My friend had to take an exam and I didn’t send her any messages for three - DayDayNews funny

Living in a fast-paced urban life, faced with busy work and pressure of life, how long has it been since you laughed to your heart’s content? Chinese people’s respect for exams is engraved in their bones. My friend had to take an exam and I didn’t send her any messages for three

Chinese people's respect for exams is engraved in their bones (funny pictures that make people laugh until their stomach hurts)
DayDayNews 10/21 1882
I asked you how worried you are, what’s the next sentence? Who is the prettiest among the three, and who has the most temperament and charm? My single-parent family is hundreds of thousands in debt. My brother’s plan to buy me this car is too high-profile. Are they together becau - DayDayNews funny

I asked you how worried you are, what’s the next sentence? Who is the prettiest among the three, and who has the most temperament and charm? My single-parent family is hundreds of thousands in debt. My brother’s plan to buy me this car is too high-profile. Are they together becau

[Salt God’s Reply] I asked you how sad you can be, what’s the next sentence?
DayDayNews 10/21 1832

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  • Xiaozhu: Bring it here, I will show you how to play! The girl is too cute, the customers don’t eat as much as you, right? The bicycle is unbearable and it will die. - DayDayNews Xiaozhu: Bring it here, I will show you how to play! The girl is too cute, the customers don’t eat as much as you, right? The bicycle is unbearable and it will die. 10/15 1798
  • Primary school students are always the most active in thinking, and from time to time they will come up with many strange and weird ideas, which sometimes make people laugh or cry, and sometimes make people cry. Occasionally, there are frequent golden sentences, which always make - DayDayNews Primary school students are always the most active in thinking, and from time to time they will come up with many strange and weird ideas, which sometimes make people laugh or cry, and sometimes make people cry. Occasionally, there are frequent golden sentences, which always make 10/15 1010
  • I saw this one today, which is said to be a test question for emotional intelligence for civil servants. So when you meet these three leaders, what should you call them? I think this is just made up. What does this have to do with civil servants? - DayDayNews I saw this one today, which is said to be a test question for emotional intelligence for civil servants. So when you meet these three leaders, what should you call them? I think this is just made up. What does this have to do with civil servants? 10/14 1923
  • Uncle, I see why your shoes are a bit strange. I suspect that you are a human being. Now you always have an excuse. You caught it yourself and you have to catch it no matter what. Uncle, you are a bit unreasonable. You hit the car before it arrived. This is so unprofessional. My - DayDayNews Uncle, I see why your shoes are a bit strange. I suspect that you are a human being. Now you always have an excuse. You caught it yourself and you have to catch it no matter what. Uncle, you are a bit unreasonable. You hit the car before it arrived. This is so unprofessional. My 10/18 1198
  • What can't you forget? Zombie: Mom, I'm eating out tonight, so there's no need to cook for me. I am a female, 23 years old, in good health, I don’t have a car or a house, I know how to play with a smartphone, and I know how to run home when it rains. - DayDayNews What can't you forget? Zombie: Mom, I'm eating out tonight, so there's no need to cook for me. I am a female, 23 years old, in good health, I don’t have a car or a house, I know how to play with a smartphone, and I know how to run home when it rains. 10/18 1914
  • Since we were released, some busy figures have appeared around us unknowingly. Relying on the innate advantages of their genes, they can "live alone" under the "sun" light. (Animation from SOOGIF) There are rumors that this virus is very humane and will leave a cook at home. But - DayDayNews Since we were released, some busy figures have appeared around us unknowingly. Relying on the innate advantages of their genes, they can "live alone" under the "sun" light. (Animation from SOOGIF) There are rumors that this virus is very humane and will leave a cook at home. But 10/13 1464
  • Hilarious classic funny jokes about coming home. When I got home at night, my wife took a picture of me with her mobile phone and asked: "Didn't you say I worked overtime? Why does it smell like alcohol?" First: See if she is really a woman. Second: See how she looks without make - DayDayNews Hilarious classic funny jokes about coming home. When I got home at night, my wife took a picture of me with her mobile phone and asked: "Didn't you say I worked overtime? Why does it smell like alcohol?" First: See if she is really a woman. Second: See how she looks without make 10/17 1675
  • 2. Face is something external to the body, you can want it or not. Money is a necessary thing, you have to have it. 4. My boyfriend and I made an appointment to meet at the entrance of the park. When I arrived, I saw him already waiting for me. I pretended to be surprised and sai - DayDayNews 2. Face is something external to the body, you can want it or not. Money is a necessary thing, you have to have it. 4. My boyfriend and I made an appointment to meet at the entrance of the park. When I arrived, I saw him already waiting for me. I pretended to be surprised and sai 10/18 1542
  • 1: My wife, this idiot, didn’t know who told me that we should cultivate children’s practical application of mathematics from every detail in life. I spent a lot of money to buy a clock online that uses formulas to write time. Since then, our clocks have completely become furnish - DayDayNews 1: My wife, this idiot, didn’t know who told me that we should cultivate children’s practical application of mathematics from every detail in life. I spent a lot of money to buy a clock online that uses formulas to write time. Since then, our clocks have completely become furnish 10/16 1815

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  • The original text of this passage is: You can’t help everyone around you, you can only help yourself. A mother and daughter video blogger, the mother and daughter quarrel with each other, funny and realistic. It was the first time I watched a video carefully, and some of it was w - DayDayNews The original text of this passage is: You can’t help everyone around you, you can only help yourself. A mother and daughter video blogger, the mother and daughter quarrel with each other, funny and realistic. It was the first time I watched a video carefully, and some of it was w 10/18 1953
  • The pile of 20 million in cash was being put into the safe. Unexpectedly, a group of heavily armed robbers broke into the university finance room and shot two accountants on the spot. The 20 million in college tuition was instantly robbed. No evidence was left at all. Unexpectedl - DayDayNews The pile of 20 million in cash was being put into the safe. Unexpectedly, a group of heavily armed robbers broke into the university finance room and shot two accountants on the spot. The 20 million in college tuition was instantly robbed. No evidence was left at all. Unexpectedl 10/15 1421
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  • In the February 8th incident, Aunt Du was definitely a very strange existence. As a mother who lost her own child, there was no sadness on her face, only a smile. Also, how can a sick son who has not been seen for 28 years compare to a healthy cake? Therefore, she can tell her pa - DayDayNews In the February 8th incident, Aunt Du was definitely a very strange existence. As a mother who lost her own child, there was no sadness on her face, only a smile. Also, how can a sick son who has not been seen for 28 years compare to a healthy cake? Therefore, she can tell her pa 10/18 1368
  • The bull asked the cow why she had been barking so frequently recently. The cow said: There is a mole on the hoof and there are many moles on the feet. When I go to work, I will be like: I will do the same work over and over again, but I will not gain experience, let alone upgrad - DayDayNews The bull asked the cow why she had been barking so frequently recently. The cow said: There is a mole on the hoof and there are many moles on the feet. When I go to work, I will be like: I will do the same work over and over again, but I will not gain experience, let alone upgrad 10/16 1541
  • 1 In this ruthless age, if you want others to miss you, the best way is to refuse to pay back the money you owe. 2. My second-rate girlfriend visited my home for the first time yesterday and asked my father’s zodiac sign during dinner. I said, "He is the most stubborn one in the - DayDayNews 1 In this ruthless age, if you want others to miss you, the best way is to refuse to pay back the money you owe. 2. My second-rate girlfriend visited my home for the first time yesterday and asked my father’s zodiac sign during dinner. I said, "He is the most stubborn one in the 10/18 1789
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