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This should be what hot pot should look like. Have you realized the importance of hairstyle? I have to say that you beat me so accurately. The cat that was opened today looks very healing. - DayDayNews funny

This should be what hot pot should look like. Have you realized the importance of hairstyle? I have to say that you beat me so accurately. The cat that was opened today looks very healing.

The first time a male classmate is playing at home, pay attention to your clothes when leaving, don’t fall into his home haha
DayDayNews 05/12 1493
Whose girlfriend is it? Take it away. If one day I become like this. Please don't bother me, because this is my happiest time...Yellow player: Go and pick up the ball. - DayDayNews funny

Whose girlfriend is it? Take it away. If one day I become like this. Please don't bother me, because this is my happiest time...Yellow player: Go and pick up the ball.

Whose girlfriend is it? Take it away quickly. This is so fun
DayDayNews 05/12 1187
As soon as I walked to the underground road south of our house, a fortune teller wearing sunglasses and in his fifties and sixties suddenly stood up, pulled my sleeves, looked at my face first, showing a shocked look, and then held my hand and looked at it for a long time, sudden - DayDayNews funny

As soon as I walked to the underground road south of our house, a fortune teller wearing sunglasses and in his fifties and sixties suddenly stood up, pulled my sleeves, looked at my face first, showing a shocked look, and then held my hand and looked at it for a long time, sudden

Three jokes about laughing out of breath (21)
DayDayNews 05/12 1914
This is how she and every man who treats to dinner. Which city's regulations are this? God replied: The first time I went to my girlfriend's house, her mother brought me this. What does this mean? - DayDayNews funny

This is how she and every man who treats to dinner. Which city's regulations are this? God replied: The first time I went to my girlfriend's house, her mother brought me this. What does this mean?

God replied: It was my first time to go to my girlfriend’s house, and her mother brought me this. What does this mean?
DayDayNews 05/12 1062
1. "Love hype method" Facing love is like trading stocks: secret love - grasp the news side; pursuit - buy quickly; passionate love - increase investment into the market; bitter love - control capital; love at first sight - follow the trend; find a disagreement - throw it out imm - DayDayNews funny

1. "Love hype method" Facing love is like trading stocks: secret love - grasp the news side; pursuit - buy quickly; passionate love - increase investment into the market; bitter love - control capital; love at first sight - follow the trend; find a disagreement - throw it out imm

Jokes to make you play with you (137)
DayDayNews 05/12 1747
1. When I reach my age, I will sing in your ears, like your body, and give you a bag, only mosquitoes are left. 2. When I get up, I read Weibo and find that the wifi is gone at home. . . I quickly ran to the living room to see what happened, but my dad pulled out the router power - DayDayNews funny

1. When I reach my age, I will sing in your ears, like your body, and give you a bag, only mosquitoes are left. 2. When I get up, I read Weibo and find that the wifi is gone at home. . . I quickly ran to the living room to see what happened, but my dad pulled out the router power

At my age, I like your body and I will give you a bag, but only mosquitoes are left
DayDayNews 05/12 1646
1.What is a sense of security? It is when you meet your colleague on the road that you are almost late, but he runs slower than you. 2. You must have backbone in life. If you are not in good health, then exercise. If you don’t understand, ask, learn, and if you don’t want to do i - DayDayNews funny

1.What is a sense of security? It is when you meet your colleague on the road that you are almost late, but he runs slower than you. 2. You must have backbone in life. If you are not in good health, then exercise. If you don’t understand, ask, learn, and if you don’t want to do i

What is a sense of security? It was just that I met your colleague on the road that I was almost late, but he ran slowly
DayDayNews 05/12 1004
There are thousands of people in this world, and there are always some people who say amazing words, which amazed the four! One, the big good news: The second son of the Seven Wolves and the Little Princess of Xtep are together! Netizens: That’s great, a new brand is coming out. - DayDayNews funny

There are thousands of people in this world, and there are always some people who say amazing words, which amazed the four! One, the big good news: The second son of the Seven Wolves and the Little Princess of Xtep are together! Netizens: That’s great, a new brand is coming out.

What is the longest path you have walked? Answer: Of course, it is the mysterious brain circuit of netizens
DayDayNews 05/11 1595
The last few episodes are really psychedelic, too tonight. Forever Moss code, Forever God yyds. Qin Huai and Chen Mo even used pi, so you can't imagine that nothing can be used to make passwords without you. If you don't know the code of Moss in this world, I'm really sorry for m - DayDayNews funny

The last few episodes are really psychedelic, too tonight. Forever Moss code, Forever God yyds. Qin Huai and Chen Mo even used pi, so you can't imagine that nothing can be used to make passwords without you. If you don't know the code of Moss in this world, I'm really sorry for m

The unfinished "Are you safe?", God's operation
DayDayNews 05/11 1285
"You are thinking about it" One day, a beautiful girl took a boat across the river, and a little monk hurriedly followed. On the boat, the little monk stared at the beautiful girl with a graceful umbrella in his hand angrily and hit the little monk's bald head. The little monk as - DayDayNews funny

"You are thinking about it" One day, a beautiful girl took a boat across the river, and a little monk hurriedly followed. On the boat, the little monk stared at the beautiful girl with a graceful umbrella in his hand angrily and hit the little monk's bald head. The little monk as

Jokes (256)
DayDayNews 05/11 1894
Nowadays, people will get vaccinated when they are bitten by dogs. What will happen if they are bitten by dogs in ancient times? When a rescue dog sees survivors, what will the dog say if it can speak? - DayDayNews funny

Nowadays, people will get vaccinated when they are bitten by dogs. What will happen if they are bitten by dogs in ancient times? When a rescue dog sees survivors, what will the dog say if it can speak?

God replied: Nowadays, people will get vaccinated when they are bitten by dogs. What will happen if people are bitten by dogs in ancient times?
DayDayNews 05/11 1638
Today we must fight until dawn, and no one can leave if we don’t admit defeat. I am I want to post, this is longan. How can we see it if you don’t post it on Moments? When naming your child, you must name it a little simpler. Don’t ask why, the child will thank you. - DayDayNews funny

Today we must fight until dawn, and no one can leave if we don’t admit defeat. I am I want to post, this is longan. How can we see it if you don’t post it on Moments? When naming your child, you must name it a little simpler. Don’t ask why, the child will thank you.

I'm so laughing! My mother was afraid that I would buy the wrong vegetables, so she asked me to bring it with me. Netizen: It's indeed my mother
DayDayNews 05/11 1667
Source Copyright / Network. It made me laugh out loud without any warning. Sorry, that was the doctor's finger! Hahahaha I feel so sorry but I'm sorry I can't help it. - DayDayNews funny

Source Copyright / Network. It made me laugh out loud without any warning. Sorry, that was the doctor's finger! Hahahaha I feel so sorry but I'm sorry I can't help it.

I laughed so hard that I was having an awkward experience when I was seeing a doctor! Hahahahahaha
DayDayNews 05/11 1706
1. I took the school bus home in the sixth grade of junior high school. Boarders also came home on Friday, so there were a lot of people. I happened to eat spicy strips, and suddenly the car stopped suddenly, and the people behind me pressed directly on me. I pressed forward, and - DayDayNews funny

1. I took the school bus home in the sixth grade of junior high school. Boarders also came home on Friday, so there were a lot of people. I happened to eat spicy strips, and suddenly the car stopped suddenly, and the people behind me pressed directly on me. I pressed forward, and

What embarrassing things did during school? I can't swim in the river and try my best to hold on to other people's pants.
DayDayNews 05/11 1769
During dinner, our second child said that Mr. Wang had something that other students didn’t have, and Mr. Zhu insisted on borrowing it to use it. Mr. Wang said that anyone except Mr. Zhu could borrow it, but this was a frustrating student. He begged grandpa and grandma, and Mr. W - DayDayNews funny

During dinner, our second child said that Mr. Wang had something that other students didn’t have, and Mr. Zhu insisted on borrowing it to use it. Mr. Wang said that anyone except Mr. Zhu could borrow it, but this was a frustrating student. He begged grandpa and grandma, and Mr. W

My daughter chats about interesting things in the class at the dinner table (strange and cute)
DayDayNews 05/10 1144

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