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I have to "dedicate myself" to repay my kindness for raising me. ——Please yourself on the dining table. It’s the Chinese New Year, and blind dates are indispensable. The sisters all learned it for me! I don’t know who the dog learned to play games with. - DayDayNews

I have to "dedicate myself" to repay my kindness for raising me. ——Please yourself on the dining table. It’s the Chinese New Year, and blind dates are indispensable. The sisters all learned it for me! I don’t know who the dog learned to play games with.

The child insisted on eating roasted whole lamb, and the father also took great pains to do it (hilarious)

04/11 1596

Crab: I'm ready, I'll see if I'll pick you up later. What kind of glass is this? It won't fall even if it breaks. Maer: Do you have any idea of your identity? - DayDayNews

Crab: I'm ready, I'll see if I'll pick you up later. What kind of glass is this? It won't fall even if it breaks. Maer: Do you have any idea of your identity?

A moment of relaxation: Do you have any idea of your identity? Want to take a photo with me?

04/11 1218

Girl, are you serious about this? How long has it been since the garbage on the ground been cleaned up? Hahaha. Brother, you have nothing to do with parkour, but if you fall a little, it will probably be enough for you to lie down for half a year. - DayDayNews

Girl, are you serious about this? How long has it been since the garbage on the ground been cleaned up? Hahaha. Brother, you have nothing to do with parkour, but if you fall a little, it will probably be enough for you to lie down for half a year.

Brother, you have nothing wrong with parkour, but if you fall, it will probably be enough for you to lie down for half a year

04/11 1116

One key to switch planet perspective (2) Starting very unstable (3) Secretly tried a few people (4) Relatively free in life (5) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - DayDayNews

One key to switch planet perspective (2) Starting very unstable (3) Secretly tried a few people (4) Relatively free in life (5) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Commentary on the rumor-there is no one else to sleep like this

04/11 1271

1. After her sister-in-law was dumped by her rich second-generation boyfriend, she received a compensation of 800,000 yuan. When she got home from get off work today, she shouted happily as soon as she entered the door: I just met my ex-boyfriend on the road. After breaking up wi - DayDayNews

1. After her sister-in-law was dumped by her rich second-generation boyfriend, she received a compensation of 800,000 yuan. When she got home from get off work today, she shouted happily as soon as she entered the door: I just met my ex-boyfriend on the road. After breaking up wi

Funny joke: Dad, you should marry your aunt too

04/11 1819

@心口小小: Isn’t it more intimate to see each other’s wounds? How did it become your way to hurt me? "Guess Why I Didn't Come" | Last year today 1936. - DayDayNews

@心口小小: Isn’t it more intimate to see each other’s wounds? How did it become your way to hurt me? "Guess Why I Didn't Come" | Last year today 1936.

Live to learn until old age | Cold jokes 2294 & Last year Today 1936

04/11 1109

1. Doctor: "Don't be nervous about Yang Ming, this is just a minor operation." Patient: "Huh? Doctor, my name is not Yang Ming." Doctor: "I know, my name is Yang Ming." 2. I don't understand why Sunday is so close to Monday, but Monday is so far away from Sunday, which is unscien - DayDayNews

1. Doctor: "Don't be nervous about Yang Ming, this is just a minor operation." Patient: "Huh? Doctor, my name is not Yang Ming." Doctor: "I know, my name is Yang Ming." 2. I don't understand why Sunday is so close to Monday, but Monday is so far away from Sunday, which is unscien

Copywriting | Funny Copywriting

04/11 1157

Dare you believe it? Old Zhan shaved his head and tidied up all the remaining hair. Looking at his silly look, he could really make people laugh to death. Now, I even saved the money for hair transplantation, hahaha... I am worthy of being you, an iron rooster, never throwing a p - DayDayNews

Dare you believe it? Old Zhan shaved his head and tidied up all the remaining hair. Looking at his silly look, he could really make people laugh to death. Now, I even saved the money for hair transplantation, hahaha... I am worthy of being you, an iron rooster, never throwing a p

I'm so laughing! Old Zhan shaved his head, and he was very happy to post a selfie: I'm praying to you in my hairline

04/11 1817

Now think about it, it is actually not a bad thing to be trapped in the elevator. The aunt met a ruthless person today. Girl, stop pretending to take pictures. We have already seen the purpose of your trip today. - DayDayNews

Now think about it, it is actually not a bad thing to be trapped in the elevator. The aunt met a ruthless person today. Girl, stop pretending to take pictures. We have already seen the purpose of your trip today.

Girl, stop pretending to take pictures. We have already seen the purpose of your trip today.

04/10 1603

After all, it is a house passed down by our ancestors and cannot be discarded. I am not very satisfied with my performance today, so I will die directly. I don't know the result, so I'll stop talking. - DayDayNews

After all, it is a house passed down by our ancestors and cannot be discarded. I am not very satisfied with my performance today, so I will die directly. I don't know the result, so I'll stop talking.

A moment of relaxation: I am not very satisfied with my performance today, so I will die directly

04/10 1023

Does anyone know what this needle is for? What is this operation? How to put tea into your ears. I secretly exchanged a card and hoped that I would blow up the Hu, but who knew I would help or get over the trouble. - DayDayNews

Does anyone know what this needle is for? What is this operation? How to put tea into your ears. I secretly exchanged a card and hoped that I would blow up the Hu, but who knew I would help or get over the trouble.

I wanted to change a card secretly, but I hope it was a blow-up. Who knew I would have helped me a lot?

04/10 1496

Today I really want to piss off. The teacher actually sealed my child’s mouth with a box of tape. It was really annoying! I came back from get off work tonight and went to pick up the child from school as usual. When I came home, the child cried aggrievedly. I asked him what was - DayDayNews

Today I really want to piss off. The teacher actually sealed my child’s mouth with a box of tape. It was really annoying! I came back from get off work tonight and went to pick up the child from school as usual. When I came home, the child cried aggrievedly. I asked him what was

I was so angry that the teacher sealed my child's mouth with tape. I called her but she didn't answer.

04/10 1818

◇As long as you have a good relationship, no matter how much you drink; as long as you have a relationship, everything is wine. ◇There is all wine poured into the glass, one cup after another, and I will never let go if I drink it to death! - DayDayNews

◇As long as you have a good relationship, no matter how much you drink; as long as you have a relationship, everything is wine. ◇There is all wine poured into the glass, one cup after another, and I will never let go if I drink it to death!

A smile every day | Drinking a drink

04/10 1819

"With the emergence of the post-10s, the post-200s have gradually fallen behind. When we are still lamenting that the post-200s are not humble or arrogant in the workplace, the post-20s have also shined in school. Speaking of exams and homework, it can be said that every student - DayDayNews

"With the emergence of the post-10s, the post-200s have gradually fallen behind. When we are still lamenting that the post-200s are not humble or arrogant in the workplace, the post-20s have also shined in school. Speaking of exams and homework, it can be said that every student

"Adults are late for traffic jams, why are children late?" It's so funny to have a primary school student's fancy style.

04/10 1264

01via: @Zhixi's little talking skills, have you learned it? Family members 02via: @AManinHKdotcn It is indeed 03via: @Wu Agou proves that people can do anything when they are forced into a hurry, except for math problems 04# The roommate bought an invalid bed curtain #via: @Tutu - DayDayNews

01via: @Zhixi's little talking skills, have you learned it? Family members 02via: @AManinHKdotcn It is indeed 03via: @Wu Agou proves that people can do anything when they are forced into a hurry, except for math problems 04# The roommate bought an invalid bed curtain #via: @Tutu

The routine of chatting a subject, hahahaha, I learned it, I have learned the speaking skills clearly

04/09 1090