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The monthly salary of 5,000 yuan is not enough for me to spend on anything but food. The colleague said with a sad face: Yesterday when I came in after get off work, I saw my wife and son crying there. When I asked them about the quarrel, I tried to persuade them for a long time - DayDayNews funny

The monthly salary of 5,000 yuan is not enough for me to spend on anything but food. The colleague said with a sad face: Yesterday when I came in after get off work, I saw my wife and son crying there. When I asked them about the quarrel, I tried to persuade them for a long time

Happy joke: The salary of 5,000 a month is not enough for me to spend on anything but food.
DayDayNews 10/23 1737
Only you know this kind of pain [呲呲] Invincible Hot Wheels [Crying] At such a young age, I straightened up [I want to be quiet] This is the rhythm that will kill me [I want to be quiet] Such a calm kick [呲ya] The uncle said Recently, I always feel chest tightness and shortness of - DayDayNews funny

Only you know this kind of pain [呲呲] Invincible Hot Wheels [Crying] At such a young age, I straightened up [I want to be quiet] This is the rhythm that will kill me [I want to be quiet] Such a calm kick [呲ya] The uncle said Recently, I always feel chest tightness and shortness of

Funny picture: The uncle said that he has been having chest tightness and shortness of breath recently, and he can’t breathe!
DayDayNews 10/22 1732
I bought a new dress, put it on when I got up in the morning, painted my eyebrows and lipstick in front of the mirror, dressed myself up beautifully, and confidently said to my husband: "Let's go shopping and eat roast duck at a roast duck restaurant at noon." - DayDayNews funny

I bought a new dress, put it on when I got up in the morning, painted my eyebrows and lipstick in front of the mirror, dressed myself up beautifully, and confidently said to my husband: "Let's go shopping and eat roast duck at a roast duck restaurant at noon."

The author of the short novel "Husband's Principle": Shuimu Yuntian
DayDayNews 10/22 1073
How would you choose. Qianlong was eating melons on the roadside and praised the melon growers for their sweetness. He didn't go far when he suddenly ordered: execute the melon growers! Will it reach 2 in reality if it keeps going? Like and follow to not get lost, and the daily u - DayDayNews funny

How would you choose. Qianlong was eating melons on the roadside and praised the melon growers for their sweetness. He didn't go far when he suddenly ordered: execute the melon growers! Will it reach 2 in reality if it keeps going? Like and follow to not get lost, and the daily u

[Salt God’s Reply] How would you choose?
DayDayNews 10/22 1077
The place where collision accidents are more likely to happen than on the road is in the swimming pool because you never know what posture the people around you will be lurking under the water to give you a blow at any time ▼ As shown in the picture: Netizens commented on my dail - DayDayNews funny

The place where collision accidents are more likely to happen than on the road is in the swimming pool because you never know what posture the people around you will be lurking under the water to give you a blow at any time ▼ As shown in the picture: Netizens commented on my dail

Got raped by a strange man while swimming? The scene is too exciting
DayDayNews 10/22 1687
"This is your second aunt, that is your little aunt, and the one who is playing with your model is your third cousin's younger brother, who is older than you~" "What do you do for a living? How much do you earn in a month? Have you bought a car? Have you found a partner? When are - DayDayNews funny

"This is your second aunt, that is your little aunt, and the one who is playing with your model is your third cousin's younger brother, who is older than you~" "What do you do for a living? How much do you earn in a month? Have you bought a car? Have you found a partner? When are

Spend 13,000 on "black magic" just to keep your boyfriend? Why can’t I meet such a rich woman with a love brain?
DayDayNews 10/22 1652
Shaobing: Hello, dear audience friends, I am a crosstalk actor from Deyun Society, and my name is Shaobing. Cao Heyang: I am Cao Heyang, a crosstalk actor from Deyun Club. Shaobing: Let me ask you a little question. Cao Heyang: You say. Shaobing: In addition to talking about cros - DayDayNews funny

Shaobing: Hello, dear audience friends, I am a crosstalk actor from Deyun Society, and my name is Shaobing. Cao Heyang: I am Cao Heyang, a crosstalk actor from Deyun Club. Shaobing: Let me ask you a little question. Cao Heyang: You say. Shaobing: In addition to talking about cros

Shaobing Cao Heyang's "Warmth is a Light" Crosstalk Lines/Happy Comedian 20200426
DayDayNews 10/22 1675
Recently, Brother Gou suddenly discovered. Come see if these are you. Those who have been tricked should honestly read it + leave a message + forward it to me. In the last second of "Human Attributes Illustrated Book", I was standing on the scale and wailing. - DayDayNews funny

Recently, Brother Gou suddenly discovered. Come see if these are you. Those who have been tricked should honestly read it + leave a message + forward it to me. In the last second of "Human Attributes Illustrated Book", I was standing on the scale and wailing.

22 hilarious dog meme pictures, netizens: Monitor, dismantle, understand?
DayDayNews 10/22 1478
Life needs romance, life needs relaxation, life needs happiness... How to make life full of sunshine every day without appearing so rigid? Please read the humorous jokes, which will be updated every day. Please stay tuned. From now on, your life will be more beautiful, happy and - DayDayNews funny

Life needs romance, life needs relaxation, life needs happiness... How to make life full of sunshine every day without appearing so rigid? Please read the humorous jokes, which will be updated every day. Please stay tuned. From now on, your life will be more beautiful, happy and

Humorous little joke: So is it better to find a husband?
DayDayNews 10/22 1698
1. Funny and classic jokes about embarrassing girls. I just went to a noodle shop with my colleagues in the company to eat noodles. There was a girl sitting at the next table and ordered one dish and one ramen. The clerk asked her: Are you alone? Girl: No, my boyfriend will be he - DayDayNews funny

1. Funny and classic jokes about embarrassing girls. I just went to a noodle shop with my colleagues in the company to eat noodles. There was a girl sitting at the next table and ordered one dish and one ramen. The clerk asked her: Are you alone? Girl: No, my boyfriend will be he

Funny classic jokes about girls that are embarrassing, hilarious jokes about embarrassing classmates
DayDayNews 10/22 1139
I refused directly: "Ignore it. Just take a shower after taking care of it. I'm afraid of going to a bathhouse outside. It's a bit cold to wash it at home." The boss insisted: "It's okay. It's not cold to wash it at home." - DayDayNews funny

I refused directly: "Ignore it. Just take a shower after taking care of it. I'm afraid of going to a bathhouse outside. It's a bit cold to wash it at home." The boss insisted: "It's okay. It's not cold to wash it at home."

December 28, 2022
DayDayNews 10/22 1575
1. I haven’t gotten up yet, and the sun will be shining on my butt soon. 2. After all, I paid by mistake. 3. I am good at food and like to play. 4. We are not on the same level, so why don’t we get points? 5. My other clone was treated as a cancer cell and was forced to undergo c - DayDayNews funny

1. I haven’t gotten up yet, and the sun will be shining on my butt soon. 2. After all, I paid by mistake. 3. I am good at food and like to play. 4. We are not on the same level, so why don’t we get points? 5. My other clone was treated as a cancer cell and was forced to undergo c

Why do they say you can’t marry a nurse? Are you commenting on the truth? Hahahaha
DayDayNews 10/21 1483
It seems that without a little involution, the leaflets cannot be distributed. How much cell phone does it cost to practice driving? Safety officer: I put the seat belt on, but you just didn’t respond. - DayDayNews funny

It seems that without a little involution, the leaflets cannot be distributed. How much cell phone does it cost to practice driving? Safety officer: I put the seat belt on, but you just didn’t respond.

Safety officer: I put the seat belt on, but you just didn’t respond.
DayDayNews 10/21 1097
1 Are there any scumbags? I want to fall in love with you, and hope that your sweet words will coax me into being crazy. Then you cheat on me, and I will be heartbroken. From then on, I will work hard and reach the top of my life. 2 I never like strangers asking me personal quest - DayDayNews funny

1 Are there any scumbags? I want to fall in love with you, and hope that your sweet words will coax me into being crazy. Then you cheat on me, and I will be heartbroken. From then on, I will work hard and reach the top of my life. 2 I never like strangers asking me personal quest

A collection of jokes, joke: There are two packs of cold medicine left at home, and they will expire if you don’t take them!
DayDayNews 10/21 1818
1 "Are you having trouble with your relationship?" "It's going well, there's no one around all the way." 2 One of my brothers' girlfriends are twins. One time, I went to my girlfriend's house. After lunch, I was lying on the sofa for a nap. My girlfriend's sister wanted to test m - DayDayNews funny

1 "Are you having trouble with your relationship?" "It's going well, there's no one around all the way." 2 One of my brothers' girlfriends are twins. One time, I went to my girlfriend's house. After lunch, I was lying on the sofa for a nap. My girlfriend's sister wanted to test m

A collection of jokes, Joke: No, I’m not familiar with it yet
DayDayNews 10/21 1947

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