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The place where collision accidents are more likely to happen than on the road is in the swimming pool because you never know what posture the people around you will be lurking under the water to give you a blow at any time ▼ As shown in the picture: Netizens commented on my dail - DayDayNews funny

The place where collision accidents are more likely to happen than on the road is in the swimming pool because you never know what posture the people around you will be lurking under the water to give you a blow at any time ▼ As shown in the picture: Netizens commented on my dail

Got raped by a strange man while swimming? The scene is too exciting
DayDayNews 10/22 1687
"This is your second aunt, that is your little aunt, and the one who is playing with your model is your third cousin's younger brother, who is older than you~" "What do you do for a living? How much do you earn in a month? Have you bought a car? Have you found a partner? When are - DayDayNews funny

"This is your second aunt, that is your little aunt, and the one who is playing with your model is your third cousin's younger brother, who is older than you~" "What do you do for a living? How much do you earn in a month? Have you bought a car? Have you found a partner? When are

Spend 13,000 on "black magic" just to keep your boyfriend? Why can’t I meet such a rich woman with a love brain?
DayDayNews 10/22 1652
Shaobing: Hello, dear audience friends, I am a crosstalk actor from Deyun Society, and my name is Shaobing. Cao Heyang: I am Cao Heyang, a crosstalk actor from Deyun Club. Shaobing: Let me ask you a little question. Cao Heyang: You say. Shaobing: In addition to talking about cros - DayDayNews funny

Shaobing: Hello, dear audience friends, I am a crosstalk actor from Deyun Society, and my name is Shaobing. Cao Heyang: I am Cao Heyang, a crosstalk actor from Deyun Club. Shaobing: Let me ask you a little question. Cao Heyang: You say. Shaobing: In addition to talking about cros

Shaobing Cao Heyang's "Warmth is a Light" Crosstalk Lines/Happy Comedian 20200426
DayDayNews 10/22 1675
Recently, Brother Gou suddenly discovered. Come see if these are you. Those who have been tricked should honestly read it + leave a message + forward it to me. In the last second of "Human Attributes Illustrated Book", I was standing on the scale and wailing. - DayDayNews funny

Recently, Brother Gou suddenly discovered. Come see if these are you. Those who have been tricked should honestly read it + leave a message + forward it to me. In the last second of "Human Attributes Illustrated Book", I was standing on the scale and wailing.

22 hilarious dog meme pictures, netizens: Monitor, dismantle, understand?
DayDayNews 10/22 1478
Life needs romance, life needs relaxation, life needs happiness... How to make life full of sunshine every day without appearing so rigid? Please read the humorous jokes, which will be updated every day. Please stay tuned. From now on, your life will be more beautiful, happy and  - DayDayNews funny

Life needs romance, life needs relaxation, life needs happiness... How to make life full of sunshine every day without appearing so rigid? Please read the humorous jokes, which will be updated every day. Please stay tuned. From now on, your life will be more beautiful, happy and

Humorous little joke: So is it better to find a husband?
DayDayNews 10/22 1698
1. Funny and classic jokes about embarrassing girls. I just went to a noodle shop with my colleagues in the company to eat noodles. There was a girl sitting at the next table and ordered one dish and one ramen. The clerk asked her: Are you alone? Girl: No, my boyfriend will be he - DayDayNews funny

1. Funny and classic jokes about embarrassing girls. I just went to a noodle shop with my colleagues in the company to eat noodles. There was a girl sitting at the next table and ordered one dish and one ramen. The clerk asked her: Are you alone? Girl: No, my boyfriend will be he

Funny classic jokes about girls that are embarrassing, hilarious jokes about embarrassing classmates
DayDayNews 10/22 1139
I refused directly: "Ignore it. Just take a shower after taking care of it. I'm afraid of going to a bathhouse outside. It's a bit cold to wash it at home." The boss insisted: "It's okay. It's not cold to wash it at home." - DayDayNews funny

I refused directly: "Ignore it. Just take a shower after taking care of it. I'm afraid of going to a bathhouse outside. It's a bit cold to wash it at home." The boss insisted: "It's okay. It's not cold to wash it at home."

December 28, 2022
DayDayNews 10/22 1575
1. I haven’t gotten up yet, and the sun will be shining on my butt soon. 2. After all, I paid by mistake. 3. I am good at food and like to play. 4. We are not on the same level, so why don’t we get points? 5. My other clone was treated as a cancer cell and was forced to undergo c - DayDayNews funny

1. I haven’t gotten up yet, and the sun will be shining on my butt soon. 2. After all, I paid by mistake. 3. I am good at food and like to play. 4. We are not on the same level, so why don’t we get points? 5. My other clone was treated as a cancer cell and was forced to undergo c

Why do they say you can’t marry a nurse? Are you commenting on the truth? Hahahaha
DayDayNews 10/21 1483
It seems that without a little involution, the leaflets cannot be distributed. How much cell phone does it cost to practice driving? Safety officer: I put the seat belt on, but you just didn’t respond. - DayDayNews funny

It seems that without a little involution, the leaflets cannot be distributed. How much cell phone does it cost to practice driving? Safety officer: I put the seat belt on, but you just didn’t respond.

Safety officer: I put the seat belt on, but you just didn’t respond.
DayDayNews 10/21 1097
1 Are there any scumbags? I want to fall in love with you, and hope that your sweet words will coax me into being crazy. Then you cheat on me, and I will be heartbroken. From then on, I will work hard and reach the top of my life. 2 I never like strangers asking me personal quest - DayDayNews funny

1 Are there any scumbags? I want to fall in love with you, and hope that your sweet words will coax me into being crazy. Then you cheat on me, and I will be heartbroken. From then on, I will work hard and reach the top of my life. 2 I never like strangers asking me personal quest

A collection of jokes, joke: There are two packs of cold medicine left at home, and they will expire if you don’t take them!
DayDayNews 10/21 1818
1 "Are you having trouble with your relationship?" "It's going well, there's no one around all the way." 2 One of my brothers' girlfriends are twins. One time, I went to my girlfriend's house. After lunch, I was lying on the sofa for a nap. My girlfriend's sister wanted to test m - DayDayNews funny

1 "Are you having trouble with your relationship?" "It's going well, there's no one around all the way." 2 One of my brothers' girlfriends are twins. One time, I went to my girlfriend's house. After lunch, I was lying on the sofa for a nap. My girlfriend's sister wanted to test m

A collection of jokes, Joke: No, I’m not familiar with it yet
DayDayNews 10/21 1947
3. When I was in my senior year, I went downstairs after self-study one day. I thought the person walking in front of me was my roommate. I sneakily ran up to him and kicked him hard in the butt. I also shouted: You actually studied by yourself? - DayDayNews funny

3. When I was in my senior year, I went downstairs after self-study one day. I thought the person walking in front of me was my roommate. I sneakily ran up to him and kicked him hard in the butt. I also shouted: You actually studied by yourself?

Humor and Jokes: Chief Chicken, are you in the pig room?
DayDayNews 10/21 1150
3. When I was in high school, my boyfriend was hugging me in class, like a princess hug. Suddenly the chemistry teacher came and my boyfriend threw me out... 4. I drove to a mental hospital to deliver something. When I arrived at the hospital, my car tire blew out. - DayDayNews funny

3. When I was in high school, my boyfriend was hugging me in class, like a princess hug. Suddenly the chemistry teacher came and my boyfriend threw me out... 4. I drove to a mental hospital to deliver something. When I arrived at the hospital, my car tire blew out.

The latest joke collection, the latest joke: What do you mean, my daughter is not beautiful?
DayDayNews 10/21 1764
Living in a fast-paced urban life, faced with busy work and pressure of life, how long has it been since you laughed to your heart’s content? Chinese people’s respect for exams is engraved in their bones. My friend had to take an exam and I didn’t send her any messages for three  - DayDayNews funny

Living in a fast-paced urban life, faced with busy work and pressure of life, how long has it been since you laughed to your heart’s content? Chinese people’s respect for exams is engraved in their bones. My friend had to take an exam and I didn’t send her any messages for three

Chinese people's respect for exams is engraved in their bones (funny pictures that make people laugh until their stomach hurts)
DayDayNews 10/21 1882
I asked you how worried you are, what’s the next sentence? Who is the prettiest among the three, and who has the most temperament and charm? My single-parent family is hundreds of thousands in debt. My brother’s plan to buy me this car is too high-profile. Are they together becau - DayDayNews funny

I asked you how worried you are, what’s the next sentence? Who is the prettiest among the three, and who has the most temperament and charm? My single-parent family is hundreds of thousands in debt. My brother’s plan to buy me this car is too high-profile. Are they together becau

[Salt God’s Reply] I asked you how sad you can be, what’s the next sentence?
DayDayNews 10/21 1832

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  • Friends, it is said that this is the place where I will stay for the next three years. I collapsed after seeing it. Should I repeat it or go to it? There are only a few in the Three Kingdoms who can get in and out of the enemy's army, such as Dian Wei, Zhang Liao, Zhou Tai, Zhao  - DayDayNews Friends, it is said that this is the place where I will stay for the next three years. I collapsed after seeing it. Should I repeat it or go to it? There are only a few in the Three Kingdoms who can get in and out of the enemy's army, such as Dian Wei, Zhang Liao, Zhou Tai, Zhao 10/17 1236
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  • 1. Who knows how to exchange Bitcoin? I accidentally discovered that there were more than forty Bitcoins in the USB flash drive. 2. Who knows how long it takes for someone with no abdominal muscles to develop like this? 3. People use date stones to kill birds, Erbei 4. No need to - DayDayNews 1. Who knows how to exchange Bitcoin? I accidentally discovered that there were more than forty Bitcoins in the USB flash drive. 2. Who knows how long it takes for someone with no abdominal muscles to develop like this? 3. People use date stones to kill birds, Erbei 4. No need to 10/15 1312
  • Hi~ My dear in front of my cell phone, are you okay? I’ll leave you a message for those who haven’t had sex yet. You are so thoughtful. If you can’t buy ibuprofen, you can’t eat ibuprofen glutinous rice balls. - DayDayNews Hi~ My dear in front of my cell phone, are you okay? I’ll leave you a message for those who haven’t had sex yet. You are so thoughtful. If you can’t buy ibuprofen, you can’t eat ibuprofen glutinous rice balls. 10/17 1302
  • 5G is fast. My 3G is still in the fall, but yours will be in the summer. Think about it, how much extra time you can have if you don't sleep for a day. Cat: I have lost five hundred years of life. Do you have any clues about this? - DayDayNews 5G is fast. My 3G is still in the fall, but yours will be in the summer. Think about it, how much extra time you can have if you don't sleep for a day. Cat: I have lost five hundred years of life. Do you have any clues about this? 10/18 1623
  • 1. Hilarious and funny jokes in meetings. When signing in for a meeting, there was a pretty girl in front of me. The manager looked at her and said: She is so beautiful, why are her words written like this? When I saw that her handwriting was as ugly as mine, I felt reassured. Th - DayDayNews 1. Hilarious and funny jokes in meetings. When signing in for a meeting, there was a pretty girl in front of me. The manager looked at her and said: She is so beautiful, why are her words written like this? When I saw that her handwriting was as ugly as mine, I felt reassured. Th 10/18 1336
  • Two 100s, two 100s. Turn on your mobile phone, log in to online banking, and see if the credit card does not need to be paid off. Like and follow to avoid getting lost, and the daily updates will keep you entertained. - DayDayNews Two 100s, two 100s. Turn on your mobile phone, log in to online banking, and see if the credit card does not need to be paid off. Like and follow to avoid getting lost, and the daily updates will keep you entertained. 10/19 1821

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  • 1 As soon as I got up in the morning, I felt the urge to take a nap. 2. I thought about the five words "especially able to endure hardship", and I only did the first four. - DayDayNews 1 As soon as I got up in the morning, I felt the urge to take a nap. 2. I thought about the five words "especially able to endure hardship", and I only did the first four. 10/18 1603
  • There are more than a dozen cases among people around me. Auntie, I am Xiaohao. Well, it's true that yellow is more common in this variety. Let’s not talk about the music scene for now. In terms of how to start a music scene, he is really far behind Jay. - DayDayNews There are more than a dozen cases among people around me. Auntie, I am Xiaohao. Well, it's true that yellow is more common in this variety. Let’s not talk about the music scene for now. In terms of how to start a music scene, he is really far behind Jay. 10/18 1130
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  • 1. What kind of airline stewardess is this? 2. But I am infertile. 3. Will this kill the hairdresser? 4. Friends, I broke my guard. 5. How do I tactfully bring a girl home when I’m dating a girl? 6. Will a mosquito bite after being bitten? 7. According to the rules of the world,  - DayDayNews 1. What kind of airline stewardess is this? 2. But I am infertile. 3. Will this kill the hairdresser? 4. Friends, I broke my guard. 5. How do I tactfully bring a girl home when I’m dating a girl? 6. Will a mosquito bite after being bitten? 7. According to the rules of the world, 10/15 1233
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