Shaobing: Hello, dear audience friends, I am a crosstalk actor from Deyun Society, and my name is Shaobing. Cao Heyang: I am Cao Heyang, a crosstalk actor from Deyun Club. Shaobing: Let me ask you a little question. Cao Heyang: You say. Shaobing: In addition to talking about cros

Shaobing: Dear audience friends, hello everyone, I am a crosstalk actor from Deyun Club , my name is Shaobing.

Cao Heyang : I am Cao Heyang, a crosstalk actor from Deyun Club.

Shaobing: has a little question for you.

Cao Heyang: you said.

Shaobing: In addition to talking about cross talk.

Cao Heyang: Ahhh.

Shaobing: What else would you do?

Cao Heyang: Hey, I haven’t thought about this question yet. Hey, I can’t do anything except cross talk.

Shaobing: is nothing.

Cao Heyang: Hey, what are you talking about? It means nothing. Let me tell you, we can still do the basics. For example, I can, hey, hey, deliver takeout to others.

Shaobing: You don’t have an electric car.

Cao Heyang: Then I will send it by express delivery.

Shaobing: You don’t have a tricycle.

Cao Heyang: I move people.

Shaobing: You don’t have a flatbed truck.

Cao Heyang: I drive an online ride-hailing service.

Shaobing: You don’t have a private car.

Cao Heyang: I will drive for you.

Shaobing: You don’t have folding car .

Cao Heyang: I ran, I ran, but if it didn’t work, I bought a shared bicycle, and I rode for dear life. As you said, what should I do? I asked for a means of transportation to strangle me. Besides, I finally said that I would be a substitute driver. I would be a substitute driver. What kind of car do I want? My driving skills are passable. Isn’t that enough?

Shaobing: Being able to drive is the most basic requirement for contemporary driving. After you get in the car, you must also be able to observe the emotions of customers after drinking. You must learn to observe words and emotions, communicate emotionally, role play, psychological counseling, and speak English, Japanese, French, bird language, and Chinese.

Cao Heyang: Wait a moment, wait a moment, what was there just now, bird singing.

Shaobing: .

Cao Heyang: What does bird language mean? Don’t talk nonsense.

Shaobing: Think about it, this man drank too much, and as soon as he got in the car, his speech was unclear.

Cao Heyang: Oh, it’s easy to be in trouble (speaking) after drinking too much.

Shaobing: You have to clearly analyze what he wants to express.

Cao Heyang: Who knows this.

Shaobing: Ask you.

Cao Heyang: Yeah.

Shaobing: What does mean?

Cao Heyang: This is the only one you have. I don’t know what it means.

Shaobing: This is the left turn.

Cao Heyang: This is a left turn.

Shaobing: By the way, look at this again.

Cao Heyang: Turn right.

Shaobing: is incorrect, go straight.

Cao Heyang: This is a straight line.

Shaobing: Right, turn right.

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