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Who would like to go to this marriage notice? The main reason is that his world is different from yours. From this point of view, it feels like they are both complaining. It is blessed to have such a girlfriend. - DayDayNews funny

Who would like to go to this marriage notice? The main reason is that his world is different from yours. From this point of view, it feels like they are both complaining. It is blessed to have such a girlfriend.

The upper right corner of this graduation photo is the key point. I believe that it will still be their world in a few years hahahaha
DayDayNews 05/14 1569
1. Hilarious classic college jokes. When I first graduated from college, I immediately refuted the uselessness of studying. Since I got married and had children, when I saw that reading is useless, I began to like and support it. It was not because I had experienced more and unde - DayDayNews funny

1. Hilarious classic college jokes. When I first graduated from college, I immediately refuted the uselessness of studying. Since I got married and had children, when I saw that reading is useless, I began to like and support it. It was not because I had experienced more and unde

Hilarious classic college funny jokes, funny movies and embarrassing jokes
DayDayNews 05/13 1639
1. Hilarious classic chatting and funny jokes. When chatting with a colleague, I asked her, "If your boyfriend gave you a breakup fee of 3 million yuan, what would you do?" This guy's eyes rolled and he said, "Maybe he would break up and get back together in a bad mood!" One day, - DayDayNews funny

1. Hilarious classic chatting and funny jokes. When chatting with a colleague, I asked her, "If your boyfriend gave you a breakup fee of 3 million yuan, what would you do?" This guy's eyes rolled and he said, "Maybe he would break up and get back together in a bad mood!" One day,

Hilarious classic chatting funny jokes, embarrassing work funny jokes
DayDayNews 05/13 1991
When a foreign family was driving out for fun, the co-pilot took a picture of an interesting scene with his mobile phone. He saw a person lying on a tree and a bear lying down below. Who told me that when I encountered a bear in the wild, I could climb onto the tree and hide? - DayDayNews funny

When a foreign family was driving out for fun, the co-pilot took a picture of an interesting scene with his mobile phone. He saw a person lying on a tree and a bear lying down below. Who told me that when I encountered a bear in the wild, I could climb onto the tree and hide?

Today's commentary: After resigning, the girl kidnapped the boss's "daughter"
DayDayNews 05/13 1599
1. My buddy was heartbroken, and I advised him: "Your girlfriend should not feel bad!" My buddy asked back, "It was me she abandoned. What's wrong with her?!" I said: "She might cry with joy!" 2. Men have a heavy responsibility, so many men like to smoke a cigarette in the car be - DayDayNews funny

1. My buddy was heartbroken, and I advised him: "Your girlfriend should not feel bad!" My buddy asked back, "It was me she abandoned. What's wrong with her?!" I said: "She might cry with joy!" 2. Men have a heavy responsibility, so many men like to smoke a cigarette in the car be

Sister Xiang joke: Men are consumables
DayDayNews 05/13 1784
1. I suddenly saw this comment when I ordered takeout. This is so funny, hahaha. 2. Make an idiom and wait for you in the comment section. 3. I hope your phone won't leak. 4. It means that your nutrition has grown to your toes. 5. Because this is completely unnecessary! 6. Is the - DayDayNews funny

1. I suddenly saw this comment when I ordered takeout. This is so funny, hahaha. 2. Make an idiom and wait for you in the comment section. 3. I hope your phone won't leak. 4. It means that your nutrition has grown to your toes. 5. Because this is completely unnecessary! 6. Is the

"Salt God of Picking Reply" Order Takeaway suddenly I saw this comment. It was so funny, hahahaha
DayDayNews 05/12 1806
This should be what hot pot should look like. Have you realized the importance of hairstyle? I have to say that you beat me so accurately. The cat that was opened today looks very healing. - DayDayNews funny

This should be what hot pot should look like. Have you realized the importance of hairstyle? I have to say that you beat me so accurately. The cat that was opened today looks very healing.

The first time a male classmate is playing at home, pay attention to your clothes when leaving, don’t fall into his home haha
DayDayNews 05/12 1493
Whose girlfriend is it? Take it away. If one day I become like this. Please don't bother me, because this is my happiest time...Yellow player: Go and pick up the ball. - DayDayNews funny

Whose girlfriend is it? Take it away. If one day I become like this. Please don't bother me, because this is my happiest time...Yellow player: Go and pick up the ball.

Whose girlfriend is it? Take it away quickly. This is so fun
DayDayNews 05/12 1187
As soon as I walked to the underground road south of our house, a fortune teller wearing sunglasses and in his fifties and sixties suddenly stood up, pulled my sleeves, looked at my face first, showing a shocked look, and then held my hand and looked at it for a long time, sudden - DayDayNews funny

As soon as I walked to the underground road south of our house, a fortune teller wearing sunglasses and in his fifties and sixties suddenly stood up, pulled my sleeves, looked at my face first, showing a shocked look, and then held my hand and looked at it for a long time, sudden

Three jokes about laughing out of breath (21)
DayDayNews 05/12 1914
This is how she and every man who treats to dinner. Which city's regulations are this? God replied: The first time I went to my girlfriend's house, her mother brought me this. What does this mean? - DayDayNews funny

This is how she and every man who treats to dinner. Which city's regulations are this? God replied: The first time I went to my girlfriend's house, her mother brought me this. What does this mean?

God replied: It was my first time to go to my girlfriend’s house, and her mother brought me this. What does this mean?
DayDayNews 05/12 1062
1. "Love hype method" Facing love is like trading stocks: secret love - grasp the news side; pursuit - buy quickly; passionate love - increase investment into the market; bitter love - control capital; love at first sight - follow the trend; find a disagreement - throw it out imm - DayDayNews funny

1. "Love hype method" Facing love is like trading stocks: secret love - grasp the news side; pursuit - buy quickly; passionate love - increase investment into the market; bitter love - control capital; love at first sight - follow the trend; find a disagreement - throw it out imm

Jokes to make you play with you (137)
DayDayNews 05/12 1747
1. When I reach my age, I will sing in your ears, like your body, and give you a bag, only mosquitoes are left. 2. When I get up, I read Weibo and find that the wifi is gone at home. . . I quickly ran to the living room to see what happened, but my dad pulled out the router power - DayDayNews funny

1. When I reach my age, I will sing in your ears, like your body, and give you a bag, only mosquitoes are left. 2. When I get up, I read Weibo and find that the wifi is gone at home. . . I quickly ran to the living room to see what happened, but my dad pulled out the router power

At my age, I like your body and I will give you a bag, but only mosquitoes are left
DayDayNews 05/12 1646
1.What is a sense of security? It is when you meet your colleague on the road that you are almost late, but he runs slower than you. 2. You must have backbone in life. If you are not in good health, then exercise. If you don’t understand, ask, learn, and if you don’t want to do i - DayDayNews funny

1.What is a sense of security? It is when you meet your colleague on the road that you are almost late, but he runs slower than you. 2. You must have backbone in life. If you are not in good health, then exercise. If you don’t understand, ask, learn, and if you don’t want to do i

What is a sense of security? It was just that I met your colleague on the road that I was almost late, but he ran slowly
DayDayNews 05/12 1004
There are thousands of people in this world, and there are always some people who say amazing words, which amazed the four! One, the big good news: The second son of the Seven Wolves and the Little Princess of Xtep are together! Netizens: That’s great, a new brand is coming out. - DayDayNews funny

There are thousands of people in this world, and there are always some people who say amazing words, which amazed the four! One, the big good news: The second son of the Seven Wolves and the Little Princess of Xtep are together! Netizens: That’s great, a new brand is coming out.

What is the longest path you have walked? Answer: Of course, it is the mysterious brain circuit of netizens
DayDayNews 05/11 1595
The last few episodes are really psychedelic, too tonight. Forever Moss code, Forever God yyds. Qin Huai and Chen Mo even used pi, so you can't imagine that nothing can be used to make passwords without you. If you don't know the code of Moss in this world, I'm really sorry for m - DayDayNews funny

The last few episodes are really psychedelic, too tonight. Forever Moss code, Forever God yyds. Qin Huai and Chen Mo even used pi, so you can't imagine that nothing can be used to make passwords without you. If you don't know the code of Moss in this world, I'm really sorry for m

The unfinished "Are you safe?", God's operation
DayDayNews 05/11 1285

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