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3. When I was in my senior year, I went downstairs after self-study one day. I thought the person walking in front of me was my roommate. I sneakily ran up to him and kicked him hard in the butt. I also shouted: You actually studied by yourself?

Humor and Jokes: Chief Chicken, are you in the pig room?

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3. When I was in high school, my boyfriend was hugging me in class, like a princess hug. Suddenly the chemistry teacher came and my boyfriend threw me out... 4. I drove to a mental hospital to deliver something. When I arrived at the hospital, my car tire blew out.

The latest joke collection, the latest joke: What do you mean, my daughter is not beautiful?

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Living in a fast-paced urban life, faced with busy work and pressure of life, how long has it been since you laughed to your heart’s content? Chinese people’s respect for exams is engraved in their bones. My friend had to take an exam and I didn’t send her any messages for three

Chinese people's respect for exams is engraved in their bones (funny pictures that make people laugh until their stomach hurts)

10/21 1882

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I asked you how worried you are, what’s the next sentence? Who is the prettiest among the three, and who has the most temperament and charm? My single-parent family is hundreds of thousands in debt. My brother’s plan to buy me this car is too high-profile. Are they together becau

[Salt God’s Reply] I asked you how sad you can be, what’s the next sentence?

10/21 1832

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Thanks to this software, I learned how to cherish and love someone. I used to be very frivolous until I met this girl. 14. The two white dogs at home are a couple and have given birth to a bunch of puppies. Look how happy these dogs are!

[Salt Chosen God’s Reply] Okay, I love you too

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1. God’s reply: For men, which one is more terrifying, baldness or gray hair? 2. Please don’t misunderstand me. The big orange cat is also a child, but he grows up a little faster. Who is not worried about growing up? 3. The boy in the future, you can have a little temper, you do

[Salt God’s Reply] Haha, as soon as these words came out, the world was shocked and ghosts and gods wept.

10/21 1528

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1. Clothes are indeed important. Two young ladies have already wanted to add me on WeChat today. 2. This is mousse 3. When chatting, what sentence do you hate most when others reply? 4. What do you think of Yang Chaoyue’s statement that planting 100 kilograms of corn can only buy

[Salt Chosen God’s Reply] This is mousse

10/21 1873

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Can I still have a girlfriend like this? The meaning is already very obvious, it just needs to be expressed a little bit. Blindfold the boss's eyes and say it's a surprise for him.

The hilarious god replied: Please return the rice on the eighth floor so that the little bird can have a full winter.

10/21 1114

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1. Are there any pure plain cities in China? Are there any pure plain cities in our country? There are no mountains, hills or other terrain at all. 2. You must ask my leather friend this question. 3. My cousin got 173 in the college entrance examination. Can you recommend any sch

[Happy God’s reply] You must ask my friend this question.

10/21 1505

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Office workers should all experience the horror of the early rush hour subway. Sometimes the shoes are still on the subway but people have already left. "What is it like to squeeze into the subway during rush hour?" Feel the magical experience of netizens ▼ Ah... ▼ The body is st

Did you touch a boy’s butt all the way on the subway during rush hour? "Hahahaha, everyone is numb!"

10/21 1592

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1. Hilarious classic teacher jokes. My nephew’s teacher is very beautiful. Yesterday, my sister took her nephew to treat that teacher to dinner. We talked about love life. The beautiful teacher said that she has been quarreling with her boyfriend recently... My nephew said leisur

Embarrassing things, classic funny jokes growing up

10/21 1817

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Another hair perm technique. I couldn't bear to wash my hair and take a shower. Basking in the sun and lost in thought. The women seemed to have returned to confinement. Gouzi: Why is this man so indebted?

Uniform hairstyle after having sex: I feel like I’m back in confinement, and my husband is like a beggar under a bridge hahahahaha

10/21 1925

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People wouldn't understand how important it is for slippers to be non-slip if they don't fall naked in front of everyone in a public bathhouse. And my destiny began to take off after buying this pair of shoes. 0 1 Where are these slippers? This is a hook for gripping the ground.

I spent 9.9 to buy a pair of non-slip slippers, tried them on and successfully climbed Mount Everest! Netizens’ comments are too outrageous hahahaha

10/21 1411

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1. I couldn’t sleep at night and was counting sheep, and I reached the 78th one. The wolf is coming. Seeing the sheep running away like crazy, I thought the meat must be very strong, so I opened Meituan and ordered twenty mutton skewers. 2. I want to apply for a customer service

Cute copywriting

10/20 1409

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Because there are more people in the sun recently, more colleagues are resting at home, and I have a lot of work and I am a bit lazy. I originally thought about recording the stories I have to tell about clothing and I stopped, and I will continue to record today. I am not good a

The story I have to tell about clothing (2)

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