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Thanks to this software, I learned how to cherish and love someone. I used to be very frivolous until I met this girl. 14. The two white dogs at home are a couple and have given birth to a bunch of puppies. Look how happy these dogs are! - DayDayNews

Thanks to this software, I learned how to cherish and love someone. I used to be very frivolous until I met this girl. 14. The two white dogs at home are a couple and have given birth to a bunch of puppies. Look how happy these dogs are!

[Salt Chosen God’s Reply] Okay, I love you too

10/21 1228

1. God’s reply: For men, which one is more terrifying, baldness or gray hair? 2. Please don’t misunderstand me. The big orange cat is also a child, but he grows up a little faster. Who is not worried about growing up? 3. The boy in the future, you can have a little temper, you do - DayDayNews

1. God’s reply: For men, which one is more terrifying, baldness or gray hair? 2. Please don’t misunderstand me. The big orange cat is also a child, but he grows up a little faster. Who is not worried about growing up? 3. The boy in the future, you can have a little temper, you do

[Salt God’s Reply] Haha, as soon as these words came out, the world was shocked and ghosts and gods wept.

10/21 1528

1. Clothes are indeed important. Two young ladies have already wanted to add me on WeChat today. 2. This is mousse 3. When chatting, what sentence do you hate most when others reply? 4. What do you think of Yang Chaoyue’s statement that planting 100 kilograms of corn can only buy - DayDayNews

1. Clothes are indeed important. Two young ladies have already wanted to add me on WeChat today. 2. This is mousse 3. When chatting, what sentence do you hate most when others reply? 4. What do you think of Yang Chaoyue’s statement that planting 100 kilograms of corn can only buy

[Salt Chosen God’s Reply] This is mousse

10/21 1873

Can I still have a girlfriend like this? The meaning is already very obvious, it just needs to be expressed a little bit. Blindfold the boss's eyes and say it's a surprise for him. - DayDayNews

Can I still have a girlfriend like this? The meaning is already very obvious, it just needs to be expressed a little bit. Blindfold the boss's eyes and say it's a surprise for him.

The hilarious god replied: Please return the rice on the eighth floor so that the little bird can have a full winter.

10/21 1114

1. Are there any pure plain cities in China? Are there any pure plain cities in our country? There are no mountains, hills or other terrain at all. 2. You must ask my leather friend this question. 3. My cousin got 173 in the college entrance examination. Can you recommend any sch - DayDayNews

1. Are there any pure plain cities in China? Are there any pure plain cities in our country? There are no mountains, hills or other terrain at all. 2. You must ask my leather friend this question. 3. My cousin got 173 in the college entrance examination. Can you recommend any sch

[Happy God’s reply] You must ask my friend this question.

10/21 1505

Office workers should all experience the horror of the early rush hour subway. Sometimes the shoes are still on the subway but people have already left. "What is it like to squeeze into the subway during rush hour?" Feel the magical experience of netizens ▼ Ah... ▼ The body is st - DayDayNews

Office workers should all experience the horror of the early rush hour subway. Sometimes the shoes are still on the subway but people have already left. "What is it like to squeeze into the subway during rush hour?" Feel the magical experience of netizens ▼ Ah... ▼ The body is st

Did you touch a boy’s butt all the way on the subway during rush hour? "Hahahaha, everyone is numb!"

10/21 1592

1. Hilarious classic teacher jokes. My nephew’s teacher is very beautiful. Yesterday, my sister took her nephew to treat that teacher to dinner. We talked about love life. The beautiful teacher said that she has been quarreling with her boyfriend recently... My nephew said leisur - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic teacher jokes. My nephew’s teacher is very beautiful. Yesterday, my sister took her nephew to treat that teacher to dinner. We talked about love life. The beautiful teacher said that she has been quarreling with her boyfriend recently... My nephew said leisur

Embarrassing things, classic funny jokes growing up

10/21 1817

Another hair perm technique. I couldn't bear to wash my hair and take a shower. Basking in the sun and lost in thought. The women seemed to have returned to confinement. Gouzi: Why is this man so indebted? - DayDayNews

Another hair perm technique. I couldn't bear to wash my hair and take a shower. Basking in the sun and lost in thought. The women seemed to have returned to confinement. Gouzi: Why is this man so indebted?

Uniform hairstyle after having sex: I feel like I’m back in confinement, and my husband is like a beggar under a bridge hahahahaha

10/21 1925

People wouldn't understand how important it is for slippers to be non-slip if they don't fall naked in front of everyone in a public bathhouse. And my destiny began to take off after buying this pair of shoes. 0 1 Where are these slippers? This is a hook for gripping the ground. - DayDayNews

People wouldn't understand how important it is for slippers to be non-slip if they don't fall naked in front of everyone in a public bathhouse. And my destiny began to take off after buying this pair of shoes. 0 1 Where are these slippers? This is a hook for gripping the ground.

I spent 9.9 to buy a pair of non-slip slippers, tried them on and successfully climbed Mount Everest! Netizens’ comments are too outrageous hahahaha

10/21 1411

1. I couldn’t sleep at night and was counting sheep, and I reached the 78th one. The wolf is coming. Seeing the sheep running away like crazy, I thought the meat must be very strong, so I opened Meituan and ordered twenty mutton skewers. 2. I want to apply for a customer service - DayDayNews

1. I couldn’t sleep at night and was counting sheep, and I reached the 78th one. The wolf is coming. Seeing the sheep running away like crazy, I thought the meat must be very strong, so I opened Meituan and ordered twenty mutton skewers. 2. I want to apply for a customer service

Cute copywriting

10/20 1409

Because there are more people in the sun recently, more colleagues are resting at home, and I have a lot of work and I am a bit lazy. I originally thought about recording the stories I have to tell about clothing and I stopped, and I will continue to record today. I am not good a - DayDayNews

Because there are more people in the sun recently, more colleagues are resting at home, and I have a lot of work and I am a bit lazy. I originally thought about recording the stories I have to tell about clothing and I stopped, and I will continue to record today. I am not good a

The story I have to tell about clothing (2)

10/20 1437

Life requires wisdom, but not everyone can become a wise man in life. As mortals, perhaps we can only rely on a little bit of cleverness to show how "comfortable" we are when facing difficulties. - DayDayNews

Life requires wisdom, but not everyone can become a wise man in life. As mortals, perhaps we can only rely on a little bit of cleverness to show how "comfortable" we are when facing difficulties.

Coca-Cola Weekend｜Not lacking in cleverness, but not much either

10/20 1024

QQ Noono drinks so much tea [Crying] [Crying] As soon as I came in, I saw Chang Wei punching Fuqie, what's the deal... Shit, I just came out of this place, and he's already pretty good at punching. Shit, running pants, he knows how to run pants. [Shit] The one on the right is a g - DayDayNews

QQ Noono drinks so much tea [Crying] [Crying] As soon as I came in, I saw Chang Wei punching Fuqie, what's the deal... Shit, I just came out of this place, and he's already pretty good at punching. Shit, running pants, he knows how to run pants. [Shit] The one on the right is a g

God's comment: Success requires paying a price. I didn't expect that after success...

10/20 1174

Today’s funny jokes 01via: @socialconfusedboyfriend: Gao is really high 02 My daily mental state: 03via: @英式无品 joke encyclopedia “This is the happiest time in my life” 04via: @socialconfused “Age is not a problem” “The other party has left” 05via: @ sweet pepper_Jo Wang Zhouzhi 0 - DayDayNews

Today’s funny jokes 01via: @socialconfusedboyfriend: Gao is really high 02 My daily mental state: 03via: @英式无品 joke encyclopedia “This is the happiest time in my life” 04via: @socialconfused “Age is not a problem” “The other party has left” 05via: @ sweet pepper_Jo Wang Zhouzhi 0

Going out with your boyfriend and meeting your dad? Hahaha, good guy, boyfriend: The height is really high!

10/20 1368

1. Without two smoke bombs, I would not dare to pass by here. 2. The family named Liu wrote the first couplet: "Liu Bang, Liu Bei, and Andy Lau", and other families responded domineeringly to the second couplet! 3. The shoes my mother mended for me, my classmates said they were v - DayDayNews

1. Without two smoke bombs, I would not dare to pass by here. 2. The family named Liu wrote the first couplet: "Liu Bang, Liu Bei, and Andy Lau", and other families responded domineeringly to the second couplet! 3. The shoes my mother mended for me, my classmates said they were v

[Salt Chosen God’s Reply] I wouldn’t dare to pass by without two smoke bombs

10/19 1265