1. I couldn’t sleep at night and was counting sheep, and I reached the 78th one. The wolf is coming. Seeing the sheep running away like crazy, I thought the meat must be very strong, so I opened Meituan and ordered twenty mutton skewers. 2. I want to apply for a customer service

and could not sleep at night and were counting sheep, and they reached the 78th one. The wolf is coming. Seeing the sheep running away like crazy, I thought the meat must be very strong, so I opened Meituan and ordered twenty mutton skewers.

and want to apply for customer service. After all, I am really good at apologizing for things that are not my fault.

, You have to remember that the salary you get through hard work is called reward, and the money you get from fishing is what you earn.

, It’s really hard for me to be PUA. Every time someone says it, I think in my heart: “Damn! I’m the most annoying person to show off.”

5, still not sleeping? Every minute you spend playing with your phone now is a minute you wish you could sleep more tomorrow morning.

6, are going to block all my best friends. If she had some use, I wouldn’t be single until now, and we are still good sisters all day long. Block them, they are pure trash.

7, Who doesn’t know how to draw a big pie? Stay with me. My sister will buy you Italian candies in the future.

8, friends: I’m so happy today
me: what’s wrong Friend: I only spent 200 yuan to go to the hospital and found out 6 diseases

9, I am very tired when I get home from get off work every day. Only when I hear my son call me daddy can I dissipate the fatigue. But I don’t have children, so is anyone willing to call me daddy by voice?

0, I have never dared to get married. I heard that a wedding requires four or five people to be bridesmaids. I don’t have that many friends.