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took a look at my account balance, which is enough for me to spend a lifetime, if I die today.

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As long as you are my friend, if you have no money, just tell me and let me know that I am not the only one who is poor.

Let me ask you a question, electric eel electric eel, will the electric eel be electrocuted to death by the electric eel, or will the electric eel of the electric eel be electrocuted to death by the electric eel's electricity?

Others worry about how to make money, but I worry about how to spend money: How can I spend two hundred yuan until the tenth of next month.

Hello everyone, I am a sheep. I had my sheep sheared today, and then I had insomnia.

I met an old classmate on the street today. I didn’t expect him to be living such a miserable life now. He only put a coin into my bowl.

I was scared to death. It thundered and there was lightning. I was taking a shower and thought someone was taking a picture of me.

Do you know the Taoist priest who catches monsters? I may have been possessed by a pig demon and have gained more than ten pounds. Price is negotiable.

The wind was quite strong today. I originally wanted to go home, but it ended up blowing me to a milk tea shop.

As long as I make my face round enough, no one can look down on me.

People who often stay up late will: 1. Hallucinate, 2. Poor memory, 4. Not be able to count, 5. Be confused. Just remember these 7 points.

You must go on a good walk with her while I take the car.

My bag was robbed yesterday. I was very sad. I cried all night because of this incident. I really couldn't figure out how I was inferior to my bag.

Someone, please don't be so rude all the time. If you don't accept it, come to me in person. I live under a stone at No. 126 Shell Street, Beachcomber Beach, Pacific Bikini Beach. My name is Patrick , my neighbor is Squidward , and my best friend is Spongebob. If you don't accept it, do it!

Come with me. If I have a bowl of rice to eat, you will have a bowl to wash.

It turns out that everyone’s relationships are private. I thought everyone was single like me.

Find someone who can make you laugh. I can't, I can only make you cry.

Because I often stay up late, my liver seems to be not in good condition. Can you guys call me a careful person?

Do you know anyone who is a lawyer? I really don’t know what to do. I can’t stop crying. I just received a letter from Disney’s lawyer accusing me of infringement, saying that I look like their princess.