December 25, 2022

@Jiu NiangMochi Crispy Bobo
Sometimes, a person who others say "suddenly becomes cold and selfish" may just awaken his self-awareness and start to love himself.

mi papá tiene 47 anos


@ Yangzai Working Diary
Other people’s weekends: recharge yourself.
My own weekend: charging your phone.






#What is the essence of competition? #

@saito pickled cabbage
It’s the end of 2022. During this year, many people have had disputes and conflicts, large and small, with me. I sincerely ask these people to apologize to me. Thank you



Are you... too?


@Memory special little vest
The difference between me and my elders:
My throat is uncomfortable, and my whole body is sore. I think I have a cold.
My elders, my throat is uncomfortable, and my whole body is sore. He also thinks he is having a cold.
Me, I tested the antigen , and there were two lines. Oh, I am infected.
Elders, take an antigen test and see two lines. Is this inaccurate? I think I just have a cold.

Writing an article I just wrote a title




@千二二_official
cough口 cough乐


The memory of contemporary young people:
Wrong password Wrong password Wrong password
Plan to change the password
The new password cannot be the same as the old password



This is quite elegant
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Some netizens asked who sold this ugly clothes to, and then commented and gave the answer





Uncle Police OS: You have two arms




If your finances are positive at the end of the year, you will go crazy





@Lengzhijun
A British man set a Guinness record for his ability to shoot phlegm from his mouth and hit insects.



See you tomorrow

Merry Christmas | Last year today2022
December 25, 2021
Merry Christmas. I wish we can find our own Christmas soon.

I have never seen such a vivid and specific expression on a cat’s face




How can you curse?


@Aaron Hang P:
What I saw today
I went to a Northeastern restaurant with my Japanese brother , when I entered the door I saw a blond man
"He is a foreigner" I said
"You are also a foreigner" Senior brother corrected me
"Yes"
After sitting for a while, the blond man stood up and said in a pure Northeastern accent: "Boss, add a serving of sauce elbow "
Me:? ? ?

My ex is the best:
My previous wish: to be single and have a sweet love! ! !
’s current wish: get rich suddenly, new crown will disappear soon! ! !

Who himself


@利发财:
Northeastern people have a natural sense of closeness, and there is one thing that I still remember clearly.My friend and I went to a small Korean restaurant to eat. After we finished, I paid the bill. The owner was an aunt from Northeast China. She asked me enthusiastically whether it was cold or not and whether the food was delicious. I said it was delicious.
Then she told me that the total is 137, so just give her 140. I said yes.
didn’t realize it until I walked out of the store.

If you feel lonely at Christmas, remember one thing: you have always been lonely, it just happens to be Christmas now.
#Yes. #

How to deal with bad things, you can refer to



#When fighting the king#

@小野妹子learn to complain
Introduce your Christmas plan in four words:
#Go to do homework #

Brother Xun has mastered the traffic password

#Black and red, also red! #



I tell you about the city gate building, you tell me about the hip axis



#Everyone can tell who is the most evil person at a glance. #

I asked my good friend in Xi'an if he still had food at home, and he directly gave me the picture:



@美 crisp penguin:
Teacher, thank you for your invitation. My short-term plan is to live until the afternoon. My long-term plan is to survive until tomorrow morning.








An immature suggestion:




Japan's northernmost McDonald's store encountered heavy snow, and the picture was a bit joyful.




see you tomorrow
