1: The monkey paid off his debt. There was a businessman who started (from) walking from this mountainside. At this time, a tiger came from over there. When he saw it, he was frightened. There was a big tree in front of his face, so he climbed up the tree "out and out". The tiger

1: The monkey pays off his debt

There was a businessman who started (from) this mountainside and walked. At this time, a tiger came from over there. When he saw it, he was frightened. There was a big tree in front of his face, so he climbed up the tree "out and out". The tiger saw that the man had climbed up the tree, and I climbed up too. It climbed a few times, but couldn't climb up, so it gnawed on the tree. The man was so frightened that he pooped all over his pants, and the feces flowed out along his pants. It made the tiger look on his face, and his eyes were blurred. He was frightened: This person's leakage is so bad? Scare it away.

After running for several miles, he met a monkey and asked it: "Brother Tiger, why are you here? Are you running in a hurry?"

"Oh, brother monkey, forget it, I saw a The man climbed up the tree, and I was gnawing under the tree. The man had a leak, but it was so powerful that he almost missed me. "

The monkey looked at it and said, "What's this? Isn't this a piece of shit?"

The tiger said: "Why not? Go."

The monkey said: "You run fast, I run slow, you have to carry me."

"Why not?"

This monkey spirit was afraid of falling off the tiger's back, so he found a small rope, tied his tail and the tiger's tail together, sat on the tiger, and went there.

This man had just come down from the tree and was about to leave when he saw the tiger coming again and bringing a little monkey with him. Even more frightened, I quickly climbed up the tree again. When he thought about it, just being afraid wouldn't work, I had to find a way to scare it away. He yelled loudly: "Hey! You hairy monkey, I saved your father that year, and your father promised me three tiger skins as a reward. Are you getting a tiger skin today in exchange for the original, or in addition to profit? No! No!" When the tiger heard this, he cursed: "You are a bear. "My dear, your father owes me three tiger skins. You need me to stop the famine."

It got scared, twisted its tail, turned around and ran away. The monkey also jumped down, pulling it and running for 7,749 miles. It was so tired that it was out of breath, and its face was covered with sweat. It looked back and saw that the fur on the monkey's face had been pulled completely clean, and its teeth were exposed and clattering. It was lying on the ground motionless. The tiger said: "Good boy, look at how tired I am. You took off your little fur coat completely, and you were still grinning." This lazy man is a smoker. He only smokes all day long and doesn't want to do anything else.

One day, a tiger came down from Daping Mountain to look for food and saw this broken thatched house. It wanted to smell what was inside, so it put its nose into the crack in the wall. Just in time, the lazy man blew out a puff of smoke at the crack in the wall. When the tiger smelled it, he felt comfortable all over.

From then on, Tiger came here every day to take a puff of cigarettes.

On this day, Tiger suddenly thought: He smokes Brother Ren every day, so he should repay him with some gifts. Thinking of this, it found Land Master. When it saw him, it said: "Master Land, brother Ren blows a puff of smoke to me every day. I want to repay him with some small animals from your village, okay?"

Earth Master kindly said He advised it: "You can take some, but you must never go there in the future. There will be no benefit in making friends with that kind of person."

The tiger listened to one ear and another, and did not take the words of the Land Master into his heart at all. The next day, he put a chicken at the door of the thatched cottage and took a puff of cigarette.

On the third day, it brought a goose and put it at the door of the lazy man. He sucked it twice before leaving. In this way, I smoke more and more every day.

On this day, Tiger suddenly thought: If I send someone to Brother Ren, he will definitely suck more. Thinking this way, it did so. It carried a monk on its back to the door of the thatched house, put it on the door, and the door made a "dong" sound.

This lazy guy thinks that he must be a fat pig today.He hurriedly looked out from the crack in the door and saw a bald monk. He was so angry that he was half dead. This anger reminded me of something: when I went to the city to buy cigarettes a few days ago, I heard someone said that the Queen wanted to spend a lot of money to buy Tiger Tail. I might as well take this opportunity to cut off the tiger's tail, and I won't have to worry about a lifetime of cigarette money.

The tiger outside put his nose to the crack in the wall and smelled it several times, but he didn't smell smoke. It thought: Maybe Brother Ren was so happy that he forgot to blow out smoke when he saw someone coming. I have to remind him and say hello to him. It put its tail into the crack in the wall and wagged it a few times. Paused for a while and shook it a few more times. The lazy man inside

was very happy at this time. He picked up the knife and quietly walked towards the crack in the wall, grabbed the tiger's tail, and cut off the tiger's tail with one knife. The pained tiger roared loudly, turned around and hit the shabby thatched house hard, causing the shabby thatched house to collapse and the lazy man was crushed to death inside.

The tiger with its tail cut off was half dead in pain. It regretted that it did not listen to the land master and suffered this disaster!

In 1986, Wu Yuhua collected and compiled the interesting stories of Guru