There was a man named Man Bu Wan. The couple was in their forties and gave birth to a stupid son. The fortune teller said: "As long as you accumulate virtue and do good deeds, you will have a good son." Man Wan Bai didn't believe it a hundred times. How can I do good deeds? A pha

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There was a man named Man Bu Wan. The couple was in their forties and gave birth to a stupid son. The fortune teller said:

There was a man named Man Bian. The couple was in their forties and they gave birth to a stupid son. The fortune teller said: "As long as you accumulate virtue and do good deeds, you will have a good son."

Man Bian didn't believe it a hundred times. . How can I do good deeds? A pharmacy happened to change hands, and I thought to myself, "I sell medicines to treat illnesses and save people. This is the greatest way to do good deeds." So I bought the drug store.

didn't know how to buy a drug store and posted advertisements everywhere asking for a doctor who could treat illnesses and sell medicine. On this day, a man named Fake Mingming came to our door with an advertisement, saying how he could cure diseases, how to understand pharmacology, etc. He talked so much that he was so happy that he thought he had found a satisfactory medicine seller. people. He was afraid that he would be short of manpower, so he hired two clerks. He said to the three of them without knowing it: "No matter who comes to buy any medicine, they must do everything possible to get it. The goods must be genuine and don't lose your conscience. Don't care about the price, it's all business." Compensate first and earn later." The business plan of the drug store was finalized. Three people opened it.

There was a man named Man Bu Wan. The couple was in their forties and gave birth to a stupid son. The fortune teller said:

On the first day of the opening of the traditional Chinese medicine Baiji, a patient came to buy Baiji. If you understand, buy a white chicken. He hurriedly said: "Okay, okay! Please wait a moment."

pretended to understand and hurried to the backyard and said to Man Wanwan: "My boss, here comes a buyer of white chickens. The chickens have all kinds of feathers. Please ask someone to buy one quickly." "Here comes the white chicken."

didn't understand and said, "Yes! We must sell medicine at a genuine price."

After a while, the clerk brought back a white chicken. He looked at it and saw that there was a black hair on the neck, so he plucked it out and threw it away. The person who bought Baiji saw that what he got was a chicken and said quickly: "It's not a white chicken, it's not a white chicken."

pretended to understand and said anxiously: "You are serious, this chicken has no feathers at all, it is not a white chicken." What kind of chicken is it?"

The people who bought Baiji couldn't explain it to them. When they thought that the chicken was quite cheap, they didn't argue and took the chicken home.

There was a man named Man Bu Wan. The couple was in their forties and gave birth to a stupid son. The fortune teller said:

Chinese medicine pearls

After a while, another buyer came to buy real pearls. Pretending to understand, he found Manbian and said, "Come here to buy pearls. Do you have any at home? If you do, take them out quickly."

Qingbian asked his wife to pick up the pearls in the box. The wife muttered, "What kind of drugstore is this?" "It's either a chicken or a pearl. It won't take a few days to pay for it."

had no choice but to take out the pearl. When the medicine buyer saw that it was not traditional Chinese medicine, he wanted to spend the money to buy one. Pearls are really a good thing in the world, so they took the pearls and left.

The two men went back and told everyone that they didn't know how to be generous in selling medicine. They bought Baiji and gave it to a chicken, and bought pearls to give Pearls. Passed on to ten or hundreds, many people came to the drug store. He looked at it completely and said to his wife: "Look, how can so many people come here if we don't pay first and earn later?" While the two of them were talking, someone came to the front room and wanted to buy aconite . He pretended to be clear and said: "I want to buy father and son." Yes, you two should go there. It may be used to make medicine introduction . "

There was a man named Man Bu Wan. The couple was in their forties and gave birth to a stupid son. The fortune teller said:

Chinese medicine aconite

My wife couldn't understand it and refused to let it go. She said, "What kind of drug store are we opening? I will pay for it all." How can I live if I gamble with people?"

pretended to understand and said, "What do you know? You have to pay first and then earn!"

said, someone wanted to buy Amomum villosum , pretending to understand, He said to the wife and old lady who didn't understand at all: "Let's go, someone wants to buy three people, let's go."

There was a man named Man Bu Wan. The couple was in their forties and gave birth to a stupid son. The fortune teller said:

Chinese medicine Amomum villosum

The daughter-in-law who didn't understand at all said she wouldn't go even if she said she would die, so she got into a fight with the pretender. A shoemaker heard the quarrel and went into the house to start a fight. He pretended to understand and told the shoemaker what had happened, but the shoemaker turned around and left.

Others asked: "Why don't you stop fighting?"

The man holding the shoes said: "Why don't I leave? When the time comes, those who want to buy tangerine peel will have to sell it to me too?"

There was a man named Man Bu Wan. The couple was in their forties and gave birth to a stupid son. The fortune teller said:

Traditional Chinese medicine tangerine peel

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