1. The primary school teacher asked: "Xiao Ming, can you tell me why people use to identify the age of hens? '' Classmate Mardin: ''Use teeth, teacher! '' Teacher: ''But, the hen has no teeth. '' Classmate Mardin: ''The hen may not have teeth, but I have it. If the hen’s meat is

1. The primary school teacher asked: "Xiao Ming, can you tell me why people use to identify the age of hens? '' Classmate Mardin: ''Use teeth, teacher! '' Teacher: ''But, the hen has no teeth. '' Classmate Mardin: ''The hen may not have teeth, but I have it. If the hen’s meat is very tender, it will be young; if it can’t bite, it will be old! ''

2. I suspected that my husband had cheated, but I couldn't find conclusive evidence. I was very upset, so I asked my best friend for advice, and my best friend said that this was her. Two days later, I accidentally saw my husband walking out of the hotel with his best friend's waist in his arms. When I was about to rush up to fight with her, I received a text message from my best friend on my phone: "Xiaomei, I've caught the evidence for you!" I smiled foolishly, and I actually forgot that I begged her for help.

3. Husband: "Dear, since you love me like this, why didn't you agree immediately when I first proposed to you?"

Wife: "Because I want to see what your reaction was like after rejection."

Husband: "Oh, but what if I turned around and left at that time, what would you do?"

Wife: "Don't worry, you can't get out because I locked the door long ago."

4. My colleague has a daughter over 1 year old. Yesterday, my colleague took her daughter for a walk in the community and got together with her mothers to chat. The little girl saw a little boy who was older than her playing with a fun toy and wanted to play with it, but after estimating the strength of both sides, she felt that she would definitely not be able to rob them. So she walked to the little boy's mother and shouted, "Auntie, hug!" The aunt happily hugged her, so the little boy stopped doing it and ran over to ask his mother to hug her. So the little girl successfully got the toy.

5. After a game, the reporter visited the wife of the world badminton champion. The reporter said, "Will you fight with your husband at home?" Champion wife: "Fight, of course!" Reporter: "When do you fight?" Champion wife: "When do you fight?" Champion wife: "When are you fighting?" When he drinks and hides private money, I hit them all. Reporter:...

6. The new female colleague from unit asked shyly, "You have such a good mouth, you must have a lot of girlfriends." But Xiao Wang said, "No, no, I don't dare to talk to girls, and I stutter as soon as you speak." The female colleague asked, "Then why don't you stutter when you talk to me?" Xiao Wang replied, "I don't treat you as a woman at all..."