1. When I was washing my hands in the toilet with my friend in the mall, I looked at the passerby who was leaving and said, "You know, washing hands in the toilet is to be clean, but the person just now even washed his fingers, that is a clean obsession!" My friend said with some

1.When washing hands with my friend in the toilet in the mall, I looked at the passerby who was leaving and said, "You know, washing hands in the toilet is to love clean, but the person just now washed his fingers clean, that is a virginity!" My friend said, "It's not necessarily a virginity! Maybe it's a virginity that has broken the paper with my fingers!

2.Men: "I support you. "

　　Female: "How can you support me with that little money?"

　　Male: "Yes. . . No guarantee of maintenance. "

　　Female...

3.Father: If you don't do well in the exam, then don't be my child again

　　A few days later...

　　Father: How did you do the exam?

　　Son: Who are you?

4. Going to have hot pot with your parents, my mother picked up a piece of meat and put it in my bowl. I took a bite and she asked me if it was cooked?

　　I said it was cooked.

　　Then my mother said to my father gently, "Dear, it's cooked, eat it quickly. "

5. My nephew's eyes are relatively big. Once I caught a cold, I took him to check. The doctor said: "The inflammation is too great, just prescribe some medicine and take it. "After I finished, I sent it to him and emphasized it specifically: "Do you remember what the doctor said? The inflammation is too big, so you can take medicine on time and eat less snacks?" My nephew nodded, but as soon as he entered the door, he told his mother: The doctor and aunt said that my throat hurts because my eyes are too wide, and it has nothing to do with eating snacks.

6. One day, a friend and I went to a restaurant for dinner, and the next table was Two beauties, so my buddy and I suddenly became energetic, such as Mercedes-Benz BMW Porsche, stock funds and real estate chat, and the beauties on the table next to us kept looking envious. As a result, the hotel owner came over, "Brother, I really can't stand it anymore, please stop blowing, the big guys who drive Porsches and do real estate will not just order a bowl of spicy hot pot!"