Welcome to search for the official account "Literary Fan" to get more beautiful sentences as soon as possible. 1. I know clearly how money comes from, and why money is not as vague as I am. 2. Exercise can really make people live longer. I thought I had been planning for half an

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1. I know clearly how money comes from, and why money is not as vague as I am.

2. Exercise can really make people live longer. I thought I had been supporting tablets for for half an hour, but in fact it was only 2 minutes.

3. I am different from the eagle that needs vision, fierce wolf, tiger in the mountain, and fish in the water in a team. I am a black herd.

4. Military training is coming soon, who is willing to join the army for his father?

5. Today I saw a pair of junior high school students kissing passionately on the street, and I couldn’t help but think of myself in junior high school. Back then, I was also watching a pair of junior high school students kiss passionately on the street.

6. I want to go to bed early secretly and wake everyone up in the middle of the night!

7. I have entered the factory. This time, I have to screw all the screws that belong to me back.

8. I was a little unhappy today. Although it was not caused by you, can you apologize to me?

9. Exercise is a kind of enjoyment, but I don’t like exercise because I am not the kind of person who wants to enjoy.

10. Have you quit poisoning? How could I resist talking to me?

11. Why do I leave my hometown and the people in the village still drink water?

12, "It's already the bottom, no matter how you choose, you'll be upward." "Haha, I didn't expect that, I can dig a hole!"

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When you receive such a gift, ask who is not moved. Young man, how can you spend it? Is your conscience really painful? Do you understand what this means? Do you know? - DayDayNews

When you receive such a gift, ask who is not moved. Young man, how can you spend it? Is your conscience really painful? Do you understand what this means? Do you know?

"Does girls have this belly? This is so cute!" Hahahaha

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Last month, Niu Niu often said when she came home that "Snape" was long and "Snape" was short. I was confused and didn't know what she was talking about. Could it be that I can't keep up with the junior high school trend? After asking carefully, I learned that it was the nickname - DayDayNews

Last month, Niu Niu often said when she came home that "Snape" was long and "Snape" was short. I was confused and didn't know what she was talking about. Could it be that I can't keep up with the junior high school trend? After asking carefully, I learned that it was the nickname

Do you still remember the "nickname" we gave to teachers and classmates in those years?

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The uncle is still your uncle, and he is not willing to admit defeat at all. In front of nature, all this is weak. Jack Ma really didn't lie. The house was finally priced at the same price as the cabbage, but the old man was a little confused, haha. - DayDayNews

The uncle is still your uncle, and he is not willing to admit defeat at all. In front of nature, all this is weak. Jack Ma really didn't lie. The house was finally priced at the same price as the cabbage, but the old man was a little confused, haha.

Jack Ma really didn't lie. The house was finally priced at the same price as the cabbage, but the old man was a little confused. Haha

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The Canadian agent invited Nie Lei and his brothers to Beijing for the New Year in Beijing. The car was slower as soon as they entered Beijing. Shi Dianlin looked on the left and right, and suddenly said, "Stop it later." - DayDayNews

The Canadian agent invited Nie Lei and his brothers to Beijing for the New Year in Beijing. The car was slower as soon as they entered Beijing. Shi Dianlin looked on the left and right, and suddenly said, "Stop it later."

The story of the world - Nie Lei, Jiao Dai, Zou Qing, Song Jianyou's "2"

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Dogzi: That's it, that's it. Let's go and call someone later. Let me show you my dog, it has evolved so well. Female teacher wears jeans to play basketball, netizens commented: Basketball is not as good as teacher. - DayDayNews

Dogzi: That's it, that's it. Let's go and call someone later. Let me show you my dog, it has evolved so well. Female teacher wears jeans to play basketball, netizens commented: Basketball is not as good as teacher.

Female teacher wearing jeans to play basketball, netizens commented: Basketball is not as good as teacher

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Smile for ten years~ Happiness is the most important thing! ↓↓↓1.Customer: When will your code be written? Programmer: Just get off work. Customer: Send an email when you are done. Programmer: OK. (The next day) Client: It’s almost noon, why haven’t you received your code yet? Di - DayDayNews

Smile for ten years~ Happiness is the most important thing! ↓↓↓1.Customer: When will your code be written? Programmer: Just get off work. Customer: Send an email when you are done. Programmer: OK. (The next day) Client: It’s almost noon, why haven’t you received your code yet? Di

Hilarious joke: When will your code be written?

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Funny God replied: How do I do my homework like this? What is the situation of the grid? I bought a second-hand tablet with such information on it. - DayDayNews

Funny God replied: How do I do my homework like this? What is the situation of the grid? I bought a second-hand tablet with such information on it.

God replied: In ancient times, the pigeons used to deliver letters. How did the pigeons know the exact location of the letters?

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It was you who made me believe that there would be a pie in the sky as always. Big A had already smashed a huge gold pit, and all the tickets were in Big ~! What I shouted every day was that the bottom had appeared and the gold pit had appeared. Get on the bus quickly. After pass - DayDayNews

It was you who made me believe that there would be a pie in the sky as always. Big A had already smashed a huge gold pit, and all the tickets were in Big ~! What I shouted every day was that the bottom had appeared and the gold pit had appeared. Get on the bus quickly. After pass

What's wrong with A-shares?

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1. Your heart is not romantic, so you can be pretentious when you see anything. 2. Be strong, at least you will like mosquitoes. 3. If roaring can solve the problem, donkeys will rule the world. 4. Pandas and pigs are both lazy and lazy, but their fates are completely different b - DayDayNews

1. Your heart is not romantic, so you can be pretentious when you see anything. 2. Be strong, at least you will like mosquitoes. 3. If roaring can solve the problem, donkeys will rule the world. 4. Pandas and pigs are both lazy and lazy, but their fates are completely different b

The most funny jokes in 2022, jokes: someone’s face looks like it’s done, your face looks like it’s sitting

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1. Don’t be sad, you are not the only boy who can’t get me. 2. It is not scary to wait for you, what is scary is that I am not waiting for you. 3. It’s okay if you are tired and ugly. And he's fatter. Is growing flesh a standard winter? 4. If poverty limits your imagination, why - DayDayNews

1. Don’t be sad, you are not the only boy who can’t get me. 2. It is not scary to wait for you, what is scary is that I am not waiting for you. 3. It’s okay if you are tired and ugly. And he's fatter. Is growing flesh a standard winter? 4. If poverty limits your imagination, why

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