Practice shows that when people brush their teeth in front of others, they will brush for longer. Do you know why the nude loan is not processed by men? Me: Then I will eat something delicious next time, do you know how to do it?

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Practice shows that when people brush their teeth in front of others, they will brush for longer.

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The actors of the Ape Tarzan will always be white, because Disney does not have the courage to really let a black man play the orangutan.

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When I told my wife that my Ding Ding had tattooed "I love you" on her, she was not happy.
She shook her head and said, "You are here again, and I always want to put the words in my mouth!"

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Do you know why the naked loan is not processed by men?
Because there are many men on the Internet, if you don’t give them money, they are happy to send it to you.

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My neighbor came to knock on my door at 2 am last night.
Can you believe it, 2 am!
Fortunately, I wasn't asleep yet, and I was watching a romantic action movie.

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Me: Remember to share what you eat delicious food, do you understand?

Wife: I understand!

Me: Then I will have something delicious next time, do you know how to make it?

Wife: I would say this is very bad.

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Mom: Haven't you found a girlfriend yet?

Son: No.
Mom: Why?
Son: If you and I are about the same age, would you date me?
Mom: That's right.

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Go to cut your hair on the weekend. As soon as I went in, the boss asked, "Young man, did you cut your hair?"

I said:: Yes.

He asked, "What hairstyle do you want to cut?"

I said, "Boss, give me a hairstyle that can find my girlfriend!"

After hearing this, the boss was silent for a few minutes and said, "This is really a big project..."

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apprentice: Master, why has my kung fu not improved?

Master: Have you ever seen the geese flying through the sky when the sun sets, burning clouds ?

Admission: Have seen it.

Master: What about the turmoil caused when the stone is thrown into the water?

Admission: Have seen it.

Master: What about the reflection of the moon on the calm water surface?

Admission: Have seen it.

Master: You are numb and you can see these things all day long without practicing the exercises, what can you make progress?

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Adai: "Looking at the news, if you like pandas, although adoption is difficult to achieve, you can adopt it.

means that you send money to the zoo on time to send food, and then the money will be spent on the panda you adopted, and the food will be fed to it.

You are its nominal owner and you can visit it regularly.

I really think this method is super awesome and warm, environmentally friendly and loving. "

Lili: "Do you want to adopt one too?"

Ah Dai: "No, I mean, if everyone wants, I am willing to accept adoption."