1. "You are giving your husband a leave!" Neighbor A said to Neighbor B: "Hey! Although our two families are neighbors, the courtesy cannot be abolished?" Neighbor B: "What's wrong?" Neighbor A: "I went to the bathroom last night. Your house was doing business. Why didn't you pul

1. "You are giving your husband a leave!"

Neighbor A said to neighbor B: "Hey! Although our two families are neighbors, the courtesy cannot be abolished?"

Neighbor B: "What's wrong?"

Neighbor A: "I went to the bathroom last night. Your house was doing business. Why didn't you pull the curtains when the spring light leaked?"

Neighbor B: "Last night, I lived in my parents' home! Did you see the eyes dizzy?"

A: "Without, you are not at home, then you are giving your husband a vacation!"

2. "Father and son buy wine"

There is a father and son who likes to drink. The father wants his son to buy wine, but he is afraid that his son will steal wine on the road.

The father went to buy it himself, but the son was afraid that he would not be able to drink alcohol. So the two went to buy wine together.

Because it was dark, my father holding the wine jar fell down, and the wine jar fell to the ground.

The father hurriedly lay on the ground and licked the wine, while his son stood aside in a daze.

The father shouted to his son: "What are you still standing there? Are you waiting for the food to serve! Let's lie down and drink, let's take a sip!"