Original by Ziyuan Smile Chat Ziyuan Smile Chat 2022-10-30 22:11 Posted in Henan Enjoy When you are about to get up in the morning, Xiaoqiu and her husband were playing in bed, while their son was playing with their phones. Xiaoqiu pressed her husband down and prevented him from

Original Ciyuan Smile Chat Ciyuan Smile Chat 2022-10-30 22:11 Published in Henan

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When I was about to get up in the morning, Xiao Qiu and her husband were playing in bed, while their son was playing with their phones aside.

Xiaoqiu pressed her husband down and prevented him from getting up.

The husband had the intention to tease his son, so he called: Son, come and save Dad!

The son glanced at his husband and said: I don’t have time!

The couple looked at each other and smiled, and the husband shouted again: Son, Dad is very uncomfortable, hurry up, come and save Dad!

The son said without looking back: Let’s take it down! Who are you lying to? I think you look enjoyable!

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Booklet When I took my girlfriend home for the first time, I was embarrassed, and the two of them muttered and discussed for a long time. Finally, they decided: the girl sleeps in his bedroom, he slept on the sofa, and then, in the middle of the night, he went to the bed for an hour or two...

However, after the parents watched TV and went back to the room to rest, the booklet just fell down on the sofa. When his father was wearing big shorts and tilted his slippers, he saw the booklet on the sofa at first glance, he was stunned and asked him in confusion: Why are you here?

booklet smiled and replied: This is not my girlfriend sleeping in my room, so I'll just sleep on the sofa!

booklet His dad glanced at him and said nothing more. When he came out of the bathroom, he suddenly held half a basin of water and poured half a basin of water on the sofa where he slept in the booklet with a dark face...

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Lao Wang is almost sixty years old, but he has never been married.

is also Lao Wang's pain point, but Lao Wang's knowledge of everything is not in vain. He endured the itch in his heart and said lightly: Is this a matter of needing to be said?

Although Lao Wang's words were ambiguous, the young man didn't think so and continued to ask: Then can you tell me, when you kiss, your tongue can't pry her front teeth open, what should I do?

Old Wang suddenly turned his head and looked at the young man with envy and hatred, but soon he returned to his calmness. However, he was not so angry in his heart. He raised his hand and patted the young man's head, and then said slowly: All the ones I kissed were those who had no teeth... Otherwise, I would like to introduce you to a toothless one too? #Funny Award#​