There was a couple of teachers in the school who were handsome and beautiful. For a while, they seemed to have broken up. The male teacher worked part-time in charge of the radio room. During a break, he used the radio to say: Students, I have completed the resignation procedures

1. There was a couple of teachers in school who were handsome and beautiful. For a while, they seemed to have broken up. The male teacher worked part-time in charge of the radio room. During the session, he used the radio to say: Students, I have completed the resignation procedures. This is the last time I broadcast to my classmates. Today I will broadcast a song "You Finally Be Others' Mid-Lady" for a certain teacher... The entire playground was blown up, and the female teacher also resigned in a few days.

2. Shortly after the wedding, my mother-in-law came to her house and saw that the house was in chaos, so she was very cruel. I scolded me, and I felt very wronged. After my mother-in-law left, she picked up her phone and called my mother to complain... After crying for a long time, the other party didn't say a word, and said something in the future: Next time I look forward to the number, I will call you again. I am your mother-in-law

3. There is a girl in the circle of friends who started raising silkworms some time ago, and then she started to spread her silkworm baby every day, feed mulberry leaves , clear silkworm poop, and be as careful and considerate as taking care of her own children. In this way, she watched the silkworm baby break from breaking her shell to spinning silk and forming cocoons in her photos. . . Just as I was looking forward to the moment when I turned into a cocoon, she posted a dish on my circle of friends yesterday: fried silkworm pupa !

4. Today my girlfriend told me: "I think you should find a beautiful, generous, gentle and kind girl who can take care of you." When I heard that this was going to throw my rhythm, I quickly tried to keep her: "No, no matter how good others are, I only like you." After hearing this, my girlfriend slapped her over and roared, "Do I have nothing to do with these advantages?"

5. A young girl has a boyfriend. One day, the girl called her boyfriend and chatted for a long time. The girl's mother snatched the phone and asked, "What's your surname?" "My surname is Wei." The girl's boyfriend said. The girl's mother asked again: "What is Wei?" "I don't know why. My father and grandfather both have the surname Wei!" said the girl's boyfriend.

6. At work early this morning, my colleague's elder brother said, "Look at the belt my son bought for me!" I said, "Your child is so filial." "What a filial piety. He asked me to tighten my belt and save him money to buy a house and get married."