Last month, the air conditioner turned on too much, and the electricity bill exceeded 800. This Saturday, I didn’t dare to stay at home. I wandered around the community for a day, watching the aunt dance in the square dance, watching the old man play chess, bought buns to deal wi

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This year, life is tight, and the smoking standards have been reduced again and again, and now there is no way to reduce it...

Just had dinner, my wife smoked a cigarette, asked me to bring a lighter, and asked my buddy to brag...

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Last month, the air conditioner turned on too much, and the electricity bill exceeded 800. This Saturday, I didn't dare to stay at home. I wandered around the community for a day, watching the aunt dance in the square dance, the old man play chess, bought buns to deal with a few bites, and then went to play cards under the shade of the tree. In the evening, I returned home and found that the air conditioner in the living room was not turned off...

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A few days ago, when I was looking at a certain platform, I saw a big watermelon called "Organic Sweet Safe". Judging from how delicious they were eating, I placed an order and bought three when my mind was hot.

received the goods today, and the goods were packed with three layers inside and three layers outside, a total of twelve layers. I gave the merchant a thumbs up at that time.

The first 70 watermelon was cut and it was raw. The second and third ones are all born. I immediately sent a message to the customer service: The watermelon you sent me was raw, and also attached a photo. The customer service will reply to the news after a while: Dear, this watermelon is the latest product on the market. It is not recommended that you eat it raw, it is best to cook it into watermelon soup...

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Yesterday, the leader went out for a social event and asked me to drive.

giggles...

According to the convention, after drinking the fourth cup, I should pour him mineral water. But there were too many things, so I went out to answer two calls and forgot about it.

The leader brought up the fifth glass of wine, gave him some blessings, said he wanted to do one, drive the atmosphere, and then drank it all in one go.

I clearly saw him looking at me enthusiastically with wine in his mouth...

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Yesterday afternoon, I bought a computer in my store and downloaded the customer of Pleasant Goat for him. This morning, the customer who came to my store again. When he saw me, he said: Brother, I think you may have misunderstood. I am not going to put on cartoons to coax the child. Let me tell you this, please give me some videos of two people not wearing clothes, which is very exciting! After thinking about it, I finally understood, so I gave him two T sumo videos. This time, I was right...

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When I was a child, a guest came to my house at noon. My father asked me to buy a chicken for fifty yuan. I wanted to save some money, so I bought a vigorous frog .

My dad saw that it was a frog, so he held the fire and prepared to cook. When he was dealing with the frog, he picked it up for the frog again...

I still can't forget the stormy afternoon after the guests left...

Unexpectedly, at night, the frog hidden in somewhere cried, and my dad was so angry that he picked me up from the bed again...

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The summer vacation has begun, and there are more people secretly holding cultural courses and tutoring classes.

A secretly moved a house on the top floor of our office building. In order to avoid attracting attention, students were asked to start taking the elevator to the top floor in the first floor garage on the underground floor. When the students came and left, the hours of commuting and commuting were coincident with everyone. Once the elevator opened, it was full of students and sometimes they had to wait several times. Everyone couldn't help but complain. Today, my colleague waited for the elevator three times but didn't get up, so he scolded a few times. Unexpectedly, the elevator door opened again, and a voice came from inside: I think we are annoyed, why don’t you report it? I have the mobile phone number of the teacher in charge of the class here. We are all relieved after reporting it!

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saw a psychological test problem and asked my best friend: If you won 30 million, but your husband suddenly got sick and wanted to be hospitalized, it would cost 29.9 million, what would you do?

Best friend: What to do? Beautiful and glorious!

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There was a little sister who added my friend. After chatting for a few days, I found that I seemed to fall in love with her.

She is gentle, beautiful and understanding, the key is that she is very kind-hearted. . .

If it weren't for what she said to me today, I felt that I would really fall in love with her. In the morning, she asked me: Do you like drinking tea?

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It is the graduation season again. I secretly found my graduation certificate and blew the dust covered on it. I suddenly thought a lot. What's the use? I still have to rely on my face to make a living. . .