I was at the right time, "I can't remember what my mother asked me to do. Forget it and come back from get off work!" When I arrived at the company, I wanted to go to the men's bathroom to get off. Suddenly I remembered: "My mother said before leaving, the toilet is gone, your da

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In the morning, my mother left in a hurry and told me to leave whatever she wanted. I was at the right time, "I can't remember what my mother asked me to do. Forget it and come back from get off work!"

arrived at the company and wanted to go to the men's bathroom to get off. Suddenly I remembered:

"My mother said before leaving, the toilet is gone, your dad is still inside..."

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My younger brother and sister reacted very much when she was pregnant and didn't like to eat. Everyone at home went to work, so she asked me to make lunch for my younger brother and sister. "I asked my brother and sister what I wanted to eat? She said she had no appetite." I remembered that there was watermelon in the refrigerator, so I gave it to her for food.

My younger sister said, "The watermelon is cold and cool, the doctor will not let me eat it!"

This is a trivial matter, "I put the watermelon in the steamer and steam it for half an hour!"

"My younger sister, come and eat it while it is hot, oh, the watermelon is hot my hands..."

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I swore a lot of promises when I got married. . . Now I am not afraid of people or ghosts, but I am afraid of thunderstorms. . .

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How painful is it to be idle? How happy is it tossing? Some people will never understand such questions. . .

The days after I was closed for "confinement", I completed all the work at home, but my wife collapsed and asked me: You have finished all the work, what am I doing? Before

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, I was most afraid of my phone being out of power. I always have to be full before I dare to go out with confidence.

Now, I wish my phone was out of power, it was best if it was out of power. . .

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I often accidentally enter the men's bathroom because I love to get lost.

Then, all the male colleagues in the company, including the security guard and the old man from the gate, sued the boss's wife and threatened, "If this matter is not resolved, they all resign." The boss's wife was helpless, "I installed a Panpan security door for the men's bathroom, and it is said that the bullets cannot be penetrated!"

Then, "Let the male colleague get the keys based on their physical characteristics..."

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worked overtime late last night with the female colleague. I was worried that the female colleague would not be safe from going home, so I drove her back. When passing by the bath center, a female colleague lowered her head and asked me in a low voice: How much does it cost to take a bath here? I quickly said: I don’t know, I haven’t been there again. After hearing this, the female colleague threw a look of praise at me. When I got downstairs of a female colleague, she asked me to sit at her house. I said: It's getting late, so I won't go anymore. I have to go back and take a shower and go to bed quickly. The female colleague said shyly: I also have a water heater at home, which can be washed at my house. It’s getting late, so why don’t you spend the night at my house? I refused decisively, and I had to go home to play games quickly, which was all delayed my kung fu...

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Yesterday I went to a female classmate's house. She was a crush on her former crush, but now she is married and has a daughter. The little girl said she wanted to recognize me as her father. I said: What are the benefits of being your father? The little girl said: She can sleep with her mother, and she immediately saw her mother blushing and lowered her head. I want to say that someone taught the little girl?

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000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 I found my future brother-in-law and girlfriend and persuaded her to find a better home. In the end, my bride price remained unchanged, and the object of the bride price changed...

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Today, my wife asked me again, how did my marriage feel like over the years?

Let me tell the truth!

So, she filed for divorce, not sure how many times it was.

If you have a next life, you will never marry unless you travel through time to ancient times.