1. System message: Your wife has gone to bed in another place and you have been forced to get out of bed. Please note: If this is not your own sleep, then your wife may have cheated. Please call 110 immediately. 2. Please do not be self-indulgent. If you think many women are inte

1. System message: Your wife has gone to bed in another place and you have been forced to get out of bed. Please note: If this is not your own sleep, then your wife is likely to have cheated. Please call 110 immediately.

2. Please don’t be self-indulgent. I think many women are interested in you and even show them in front of me. Just like the beautiful girl who has been moved from the opposite side, you always say that others like to lie on the balcony to watch you. Later we all know that she is a cross-eyed person. Please remember this lesson.

3. Chen Guangbiao returned to China and was stopped by a reporter who rushed to the airport. He asked, "Mr. Chen, was your acquisition of New York Times rejected by the other party?" Chen Guangbiao waved his hand and said, "No need to buy it, there is free on the return plane."

4. I really envy you, my heart is full of jealousy for you, because I have friends as good as me, even if I give you my blessings at the most ordinary time, so that you can be happy! Just accept your fate and continue to be jealous of me!

5. The turtle was injured. Let the snail buy medicine. After 2 hours, the snail has not come back. The turtle was anxious and scolded: ***If I don’t come back, I will die! At this time, the voice of a snail came from outside the door: ***Besides, I won’t go!

6. We were studying in our history class in morning self-study, and there were only a few people in the classroom today. Our dear teacher came and took a look and said: If you have something to report, you will leave the court without any trouble. Everyone was stunned for a moment, and there was no one in the classroom in an instant.

7. Nowadays, its content of stocks is high, it falls by 1 day, and it is more affordable than the past 5 days. Look, it falls by 5 days in one breath and does not rebound. I bought it, my waist will no longer be sore, my legs will no longer hurt, and I will be more energetic when I jumped off the building.

8. "Sir, why do you smoke one by one?" the friend asked with concern. The smoker replied, "That's not to save a match!"

9. My husband never washes clothes, but this Zhou Wei he got up early to wash his wife's clothes. My wife was wondering, and she heard her husband say there with tears in her eyes: "I said good intentions will be rewarded, and the pocket money for next month will be released."

10. Xiao Ming's mother was making a facial mask, and the doorbell rang. Mom said to Xiaoming: Xiaoming, go and open the door, mom is shameful with a facial mask. After hearing this, Xiao Ming went to open the door and it turned out to be his father. Dad asked Xiao Ming: Where is your mom? Answer: She is doing shameful things!