1. The day before yesterday, my wife and I came back for a walk and I poured a glass of water for my wife. My wife drank, "I'm so hot, don't you give it to me again?" Yesterday, my wife and I came back from a walk. I poured a glass of water and tried it. It was not hot, and I was

1, The day before yesterday, my wife and I came back for a walk and I poured a glass of water for my wife. My wife drank, "I'm so hot, don't you give it to me again?"

Yesterday, my wife and I came back from a walk. I poured a glass of water and tried it. It was not hot, and I was about to give it to my wife.

Wife: "I'm just thinking about drinking it myself when I come back! I don't know how to pour me the cup!"

Me. . .

2, Yesterday morning, my neighbor asked me to help her install the ceiling. I said I had no time to go to work, and she begged me to come back from get off work. I saw her pitiful appearance, so I agreed. I came to her house at night and just set up the elevator. The uncle from the management office came to the door and said that it would not be possible to decorate at night, which would affect others' rest. I was a little puzzled, why is his information so well-informed? But I had to give up and let the girl find someone else to do it during the day. Later when I got home, I saw my wife whistling with her legs crossed.

3, The manager didn't eat in the morning and told me at noon, "Xiao Fei, buy me a pot crust." I promised, but in half an hour, I came back, and the manager saw him, and slapped him in the face, cursing, "m d, I asked you to buy a bag of pot crust, what does it mean to bring this big pot?" I said aggrievedly, "Didn't you ask me to buy a pot?"

4, ex-girlfriend called and said that he was short of money, and I transferred her 8,500. Two minutes later, she called again and said she wanted to get back together. I told her that she had fallen in love after all, and if you need help, you can find me, but we can't do it.

5. On the bus today, I met a young woman holding a child, and I gave up her seat in a routine manner.

The little brat sat firmly and looked back at me, wanting to speak but stopping.

Do you think he wants to say thank you? If you guessed, you don’t have to come out and mess around.

I saw the child smiling and said to me: You are so sensible...

The whole car was silent for three seconds and then hilarious, leaving me in the wind...

6, One day at noon, a buddy in the dormitory felt uncomfortable and said she was a little disgusting and wanted to vomit. Everyone thought that it was music class in the afternoon to help me take a leave. But the guy insisted on going, and no one could resist it. In the afternoon, the music teacher brought her college classmates to play guitar for us. After playing the song, everyone was still immersed in the beautiful aftertaste. The buddy suddenly raised her hand: "Teacher, I want to vomit!!" "