① Are you getting a salary? That's a cowardly fee. ②Question: What kind of Chinese and English mixed sentences will make you feel very down-to-earth? Answer: What is the wifi password? ③Question: How to deal with cannibals? Answer: When the cannibals get old, they will find the l

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Are you getting a salary? That's a coward.

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Question: What kind of mixed sentences in Chinese and English will make you feel very down-to-earth?
Answer: What is the wifi password?

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Question: How to deal with cannibal ?
Answer: When the cannibals get old, they will find the leverage their elders to chew on them.

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Working days: It is very difficult and extremely painful to get up at 6 am.
Holiday days: You wake up at 6 am and can’t fall asleep.

⑤

My sister-in-law asked me: Why don’t rabbits eat grass by their nests?

I said: The rabbit thinks it's too close!

My sister-in-law smiled: But Cao doesn’t think so. Who is eating is not eating? Do you think so, brother-in-law? "

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My wife said to me: "I have good news and bad news. Which one do you want to listen to first? ”
I said, “Good news. "
Wife: "The airbag in your car is really reliable. "

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Female: Just you want a house but don’t have a house, and the loser who wants money wants to make me a plan. Do you deserve it?

Men: There is no one in the world that is worth it. A lighter that costs tens of thousands of yuan still lights cigarettes for tens of thousands of yuan, and a banquet of tens of thousands of yuan is inseparable from two yuan per pack of salt.

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Men: "Beauty, my children say you are so beautiful and want you to be their mother! "

female: "What a naive and cute kid! Huh... Where is your child? ”

man: “If you want, I will arrange for you to meet in ten months. "

female: "Is it okay for five months?" . .

male. . .

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Xiao Li: "I have seen enough of the intrigues in the world. People's hearts are not old. For the sake of money, brothers turn against each other, so I am now living a semi-seclusion life!"

Rhubarb: "What is semi-seclusion?"

Rhubarb: "What is semi-seclusion?"

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Xiao Li: "When the creditor comes to collect the debt, I hide it. After the creditor leaves, I will continue to enjoy the world!"

rhubarb: "..."

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Two workers chat together.

A: "Do you like women with body odor?"

B: "Of course I don't like it."

A: "Then do you like short and fat women?"

B: "What did you say, of course I don't like it."

A: "Do you like ugly women?"

B: "What are you kidding?"

A: "Then why the hell do you seduce my wife?"

A: "Then why the hell do you seduce my wife?"