1. I have been very stubborn since I was a child, and I have a spirit of not admitting defeat since I was a child. I remember one time I went to a restaurant with him and asked for beer when I arrived at the restaurant. He insisted on using his teeth to open the beer, but he bit it for a long time but didn't open it. I said: I have a starter, are you tired? Unexpectedly, he said quietly: If it weren't for not brushing his teeth today and being a little slippery, I would have opened a box. Me:...
2. Wife classmate reunion. Send a text message: Husband, it’s so boring to be with them. Call me back and click on me to open hands-free. So I happily called: Why haven’t my wife come back yet? Wife: How many times have I said it, I will take care of what should be managed, and I will take care of what should not be managed less! Then the phone hung up. . .
3. An old lady fell off while walking. She was hunched over and couldn't bend down to pick it up, so she called Xiao Ming: Can you help me?
Xiao Ming: OK. Then Xiao Ming pressed the old lady's waist down.
4. It is like finding a partner to apply for a volunteer. He dares not be able to rush to the top, and he is afraid of getting married. It is really difficult to find a match that you like.
5. Exclusive floor tiles for accounting majors
6. Nanjing Yangtze River Bridge
7. It was indeed the first time, I fell asleep
8. I shouldn't say it, it's pretty good
9. This is a "fair and just" friendly match, and I, Mr. Zhang, lost, convinced me.
10. I was actually discovered
11. Is there any worse challenge to the worst university dormitory in the entire network?
12. When correcting homework, I accidentally got the oil on the student homework book. What should I do?
13. The secret to bad reviews?
14. Reverse cheating
15. It seems that it has not been cured!
16. Be kind to your mother!
17. Good cooking skills!
18. You are showing off, right!
19. There should be BGM!
20. At least know when it will be completed!