1. "Husband Who Keeps Your Meaning" There was a couple quarreling, and the wife was so angry that she picked up her husband's baseball bat to hit her husband. The husband hurriedly got under the bed and hid, and the wife shouted, "If you have the ability, get out!" The husband sh

1. "Husband who keeps his word"

A couple quarreled, and the wife was so angry that she picked up her husband's baseball bat to hit her husband.

The husband hurriedly got under the bed and hid, and his wife shouted, "If you have the ability, get out!"

The husband shrank under the bed again and said, "We are a real man, keep our word, if you can't speak, you won't come out, you're fucking monkey!"

2. "The 1970s called kiss"

male: "Erya!".

Female: "What are you doing, Brother Gou Sheng?"

man: "Can I......can I... that one?"

woman: "What is that one?"

Male: "Dear!"

woman: "It's so annoying, okay! Let you just kiss me!"

Male: "I just kissed me, I haven't felt anything yet?"

woman: "Then let you kiss again, don't end up. If you swollen my mouth, how can I go home!"

man: "It's okay, why don't you go back to my house? I don't think your mouth is swollen!"

3. "Sneeze across the bridge"

Lao Lin came back from the city and told his wife that he had sneezed several times on the road.

The wife said, "That's what I am thinking about you and muttering you!",

One day, Lao Lin carried a load of firewood across a single-plank bridge. A cool breeze blew over, and he sneezed more than a dozen times and almost fell into the river.

After returning home, Lao Lin cursed at his wife, "You stinky woman, you also muttered to me when I crossed the single-plank bridge, which almost made me fall into the river!"

The wife said dissatisfiedly: "Remember, if you sneeze again in the future, I am muttering you. You have to find a safe place to finish sneezing, otherwise your life will be in danger!"