Recently, people have been stealing things in the company, so my subordinates discussed with me whether to install a surveillance camera. After I agreed, I handed it over to him. A few days after the installation, my subordinates said that the things in the company were stolen ag

1, Recently, people have been stealing things in the company, so my subordinates discussed with me whether to install the monitor . After I agreed, I handed it over to him. A few days after the installation, my subordinates said that the things in the company were stolen again. I was speechless. Fortunately, I installed the surveillance camera, so I asked him, "Didn't you tell you to install the surveillance camera? Did you take a picture of the thief's face?" At this time, the subordinates were silent for a while and said, "I didn't expect this thief to be so powerful. After the power is off, they took the camera camera. The head was stolen..."

2. On the bus, a sage was chatting with a fat girl in the next seat. The sage asked: "Sister, how tall are you?" The girl said: "160." The sage asked again, "How heavy is it?" The girl said: "160." The sage looked at the woman and said: "Then why don't you look square?"

3. On National Day, in order to avoid blind dates introduced by family members. The poster directed and acted a scene where he sprained his ankle, wrapped his feet with gauze and limped every day. After more than a week, I finally managed to escape the blind date. I was happy and asked everyone, what should I do if I am used to lame and can’t walk normally... It’s not getting better yet!

4. Real story... My uncle was 75 years old and was bored and asked a few juniors to play mahjong. The juniors were afraid and wanted to refuse, but they couldn't say that they had to sit down. Just as they were about to shuffle the cards, the uncle took out a box of quick-acting heart-saving pills from his pocket and put them on the table. He took one quickly and said to the juniors, "Don't be afraid! Grandpa takes this medicine every day." Several juniors played a few rounds tremblingly, but no one dared to be a fool.

5. The old man opened a noodle shop. The two shops next to them sell dumplings and spicy hot pot. After a long time, everyone was tired of eating their own food. They were reluctant to spend money when eating outside, so the three shops discussed and exchanged their food for each other. At noon, there were twelve employees in the boss and I came into your house. You didn’t need to eat for money. I jealous of the wreaths next to the house...

6. Last night I went to the street stall and saw a pair of jeans. There were two holes in my knees. It was very fashionable. I bought it for 98 yuan... I went out this morning, put my hands in my pocket, and I felt a piece of paper. I thought it was an invoice, and I took it out and was about to throw it away. I saw it. It cost 100 yuan...grandma’s! I bought a second-hand product...