1. My wife kisses and hugs others. Can I forgive her? The wife you mentioned is also someone else's, dizzy~2. "The biggest advantage of getting older is: things you can't get when you were young, but now you don't want them." 3. Some people are as smart as the weather and changea

1. My wife kisses and hugs others. Can I forgive her? The wife you mentioned is also someone else's, dizzy~

2. "The biggest advantage of getting older is: things you can't get when you were young, but now you don't want them."

3. Some people are as smart as the weather and changeable; some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and they can't even see the change of days.

4. A young man bought an expensive necklace for his current girlfriend. The beautiful female clerk asked, "Do you want to engrave your girlfriend's name?" The young man thought for a while and said, "No, just engrave the 'give me the only love'. If it blows, I can still use it!"

5. During class one day, the professor temporarily gave students a big exam. After the exam, all students hand over the test papers. The professor found that a student had $100 on the test paper and a note with the words "One dollar, one cent". Next time in class, the professor returned the test papers. In addition to the test papers, the student also received the $56 that the professor asked for.

6. Today, my dad said to me earnestly: Child, it’s time for you to find a partner. I already had you when I was as old as you. I said disdainfully: What's there to show off? Didn't you have you when I was so old?

7. I got into a bad high school that year. I was scolded by my mother for a day, but my father didn't say a word. I think something is wrong because my dad used to scold me a lot. The next day, my mother said to me again, and my dad said to my mom, "It's almost enough, after all, my son and I are still high school alumni!"

8. Wife: If I'm not at home, when you take care of your children at home, you have to turn over the calendar. Husband: Why is this? Wife: The woman on the calendar is so sexy, I am worried that the child is trying to eat breastfeeding.

9. Although you know all about those beautiful and charming female stars, when I asked you, I still hope to get an answer like this: "Who is Shuqi? Is Britney the one who plays tennis?"

10. A young and beautiful female guest came to my house. The mother said to her son, "Come on, be kind, go and kiss my aunt." The son said, "I don't. Dad kissed her in the corridor, but ended up being slapped."