I had a meal with my colleague, and a colleague said that time flies so fast that the post-90s generation is old, and I feel cold sweat. Later, I think about it carefully and it's nothing to do with me. I am a post-80s generation.

1. Hilarious classic colleagues are funny and funny jokes, It’s nothing to do with me, I am a post-80s. . . I had a meal with my colleague, and a colleague said that time flies so fast that the post-90s generation is old, and I feel cold sweat. Later, I think about it carefully and it's nothing to do with me. I am a post-80s generation. . .

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3. The goddess confessed a funny joke. She mistakenly sent the confession message to the goddess to her mother. She was confused at that time and was so embarrassed. He was wise in a hurry and sent another one: Mom, I like that person, do you think it’s okay to confess like this? Mom replied: Not bad, touching, come on! Whoever says that parents are not reasonable will I be anxious!

4. Do you know why most mobile phones have low front camera pixels? Because I don't want you to be too ugly. You have forgotten some people and some things, but the input method will always help you remember. The newly built bridge collapsed, and the peasant brothers expressed great indignation. I don’t know how many soybeans they had wasted such a tofu project. . .

5. I think that if we want to narrow the gap between the rich and the poor among our people, we should vigorously develop the education industry. Because there are still many people who have not received higher education. Just imagine, if everyone graduated from undergraduate studies, wouldn’t everyone be as poor?

6. I forgot to bring my phone when I went out today, so I went back to get my phone. When I saw my wife being depressed, I ignored me. I didn't care about that much, so I picked up my phone and went out. On the way, I opened my phone and saw two messages, the first one: Husband, you forgot your phone home, will I send it to you? Article 2: Don’t say anything, don’t know what’s wrong!

7. One day, the rabbit came to the turtle's house. As soon as I entered the door, I said, "Your house is really good. Alas, the house prices are amazingly high now. I don't know when I can buy a house like this." The turtle said, "Just take a loan! I bought it with a loan." The rabbit said, "Simply put, I will borrow for at most 20 years, and you can borrow for hundreds of years."

8. Only 10% of the area of ​​a piece of toilet paper is used to wipe the shit, and the remaining 90% of the area is to prevent your hands from getting shit. Your investment career should only be 10% of your time trading, and the remaining 90% of your time is spent thinking about ensuring that trading is not wrong.