1. With the insistence of the reporter, the rich decided to tell their secrets of getting rich. Rich man: "I started by selling pigeons." The reporter was surprised: "Is that right?" Rich man: "How many pigeons were there when I started selling?" The millionaire replied: "There i

1. With the insistence of the reporter, the rich decided to tell their secrets of getting rich. Rich man: "I started by selling pigeons." The reporter was surprised: "Is that right?" Rich man: "How many pigeons were there when I started selling?" The millionaire replied: "There is only one, but it keeps flying back."

2. Brother: I have changed jobs recently and have to receive many young beauties every day. I have to go for a walk and introduce you to a few. Me: What do you do for a new job? Brother: From the Civil Affairs Bureau, Marriage Registration Office. I was angry and glared at him. My buddy said: Don’t worry, there are divorces. .

3. My best friend had a new boyfriend who was very handsome and was extremely envious. He told my boyfriend how handsome he was. Unexpectedly, he said lightly: So what? His girlfriend is not as beautiful as me. I felt that my boyfriend's appearance had increased so much, so I couldn't help but buy him a piece of clothing and cook a meal...

4. When I was in college, I once went shopping with the goddess I had a crush on for a long time. It was the first time I asked her out. I must have been a little nervous. I saw a stray dog ​​on the way, but it was very cute. In order to show that I was particularly loving, I walked over and touched it all kinds of times, and the stray dog ​​kept rubbing on my legs! Unexpectedly, the goddess spoke at this time: The fun between single dogs and single dogs!

5. The unit has good performance in the first half of this year, and rewarded our sales department with 4,000 yuan per person. I was very happy. Before the money was heated up, I spent 3,800 yuan and bought a mobile phone. The wallpaper was a cute photo of my son. My wife asked angrily: Why don’t you put my photos? I smiled slightly: The pixels of this phone are too high, I’m afraid you will affect the screen effect!

6. A buddy called the 10086 customer service and asked, “What should I do if my phone card is lost?” Customer service said, “Take the relevant ID card to go to the business hall to apply for a card.” The buddy said, “Can I pick it up?” Customer service: “For your safety, we don’t recommend that you bend down to pick up the card, as the water in your brain is easy to sprinkle out.”